Bizarre sex - she/he wanted What?

I have not read most of this thread as I find bizarre to be a pejorative word when it is used to refer to sex acts. It is almost as offensive to me as those wonderful words perverted and abnormal.

I can certainly understand and respect that. I think I can say with a high degree of certainty, that no one here, at least, is using the word "bizarre" with any perjorative intent.

It may surprise you to learn that one poster seemed actually offended that I might characterize some of the things posted on this thread as *not* bizarre. This person's posts and my responses to them have been deleted by the moderators. I'm not sure why.

Bizarre is this one who have no fantasy , this means that his brain is not functionning like the human nature programmed a common normal human . Remember the human and the dolphins are actually the two living genre who can play , for the pleasure .

I've read the entire thread and think it's great that these conversations go on for months or even years in this case. I agree that bizarre is a personal opinion. Sites like this are an open opportunity to learn about differences and learn to understand them. If someone were to think things on here are bizarre or wrong, he/she shouldn't be here. He/she would be happier not knowing.

Would having candle wax dripped on my nipples count as bizzare ..?

also had it on my clit hood . god that was strange feeling

^^^^ It's certainly kinky and I would make sure to use pure paraffin candles.

Sabbath candles are very good and are ALWAYS pure paraffin--they need to be in order to be Kosher. Make sure the wax has time and distance to cool as it drips before contacting your tender skin.

Paraffin candles have a much lower melting point than decorative long dinner table candles. DO NOT USE "DRIPLESS CANDLES" They typically have a lot of beeswax which significantly raises the melting point, which is why they are dripless.

You have to put lube cream where the wax will drop, so you can peel it of easily, There is special wax for sensual and sexual use.

The distance will change the temperature of the wax when landing on your body .

Being blindfolded and tied will increase your arousal when playing with wax , once you both confident be gagged and totally helpless .

I think this is a hard question to be answered because I wonder how many people are truely "kinky" or true "perverts" Some things I consider "normal" would freak other people out. Sometimes I think I am not so good at being"kinky". At times I think I'm down right boring. Catheter play is probably the Kinkiest thing I have done.

My fetish of wearing full length leg braces on both legs is considered by many I have spoken with, as being variously, bizarre, totally outrageous or sick!!!!

Strange response, often from people who say they are into fetish and kink!

I must say that it is nothing to do with being disabled or pretending to be disabled, it is simply to do with bondage, feeling my legs immobilised in shiny metal braces with lots of restrictive leather straps. I regularly correspond with many other people, both male and female, who also share this fetish and we have some great conversations. Recently and for the first time I shared a 2 day leg brace and bondage experience with another guy and I must say it was one of the most exciting sexual experiences of my life. For 2 days I was not allowed to take the braces off and we experimented with all sorts of amazing bondage and fetish scenarios and acts! A lot of it was captured in photographs as well!

Living here in Western KY deep in the heart of the Bible Belt, I away heard KINKY SEX was have sex on Wednesday night after Bible study 😁 ( closed minded in this area }

HE wanted...to pee in my ass with or without the use of a speculum or funnel..hmmmm..I'm still considering that one.

I had a woman who wanted me to beat her up......not a spanking or whipping but punched in the face...a real beating. I had to decline and ask her to leave.

I think the most bizarre for me was having a bananna crammed up my butt and diapered by my wife. After that I was breast fed while she was lactating and had to keep the diaper on until I pooped out the bananna. After cleaning me up she took my rectal temperature, put another diaper on me and put me down to rest until my enema.

Well the most bizarre sexual experience. I arrived at the large old house and was instructed to drink a large amount of laxative. As many trips were made to the restroom. I was then instructed to get cleaned up with a long hot bath. He directed me to lay back on the operating table. I gazed around the room in amazement at medical equipment of every type. I had no idea what some of it might be used for. An IV was started my arms and legs were strapped down legs up in stirrups. I was instructed to breath into a mask.

Things got foggy I awoke with a great need to shit. I was in a different bed like a hospital bed in a ward but still strapped down. I had the best longest shit I ever had in my life it felt wonderful. He held the bed pan under me. And wiped my ass in a very clinical manner. I later found out it was oatmeal. I slept for a wile soon more male nurses arrived and back to the operating room strapped down and naked once more. A camera was recording all the events more gas and IV drugs were given.

My ass was pounded by each of them as there urine and come was drained down a clear feeding tube.Then I was sat up and my stomach was pumped out and flushed. Something was placed inside my mouth to hold it open my eyes were covered I could feel different men forcing themselves down my throat apparently this was not good enough for them. They seamed to like the gaging. Tens units were hooked up around my neck and then they could control my reflexes. The tens unit kind of forced me to swallow. They ran a camera up my urethra and into my bladder. And I could watch on a monitor. Then more gas was administered. I drifted off to sleep.

When I awoke I was hooked up to a ventilator. The settings were set so I could override it and grab a breath on my own. I could not move and could not see. Speech was imposable. They had there way with me this is what I had asked for. I had all my fantasy's brought to life over the next several days. Catheters enemas Electrical equipment on and in every part of my body. Now the recovery period for this episode was like getting over a bad case of the flu and a lung infection. And yes there were risks but to this day my masturbating thoughts always return to the time when every fantasy I ever had was brought to life. I would do it again in a heartbeat.

My kinkiest experience started with a sex show at my place for my current boyfriend plus an old boyfriend and his brother. After half an hour of showing, sucking and stroking they were all ready to cum so I let them take turns cumming in my pussy and all three came buckets within two minutes. I then insisted they all take me dancing at a busy club. I wore a mini skirt with no panties and by the second dance their combined cum was oozing down my thighs onto my shoes and the dance floor. While we danced I periodically fingered my pussy under my mini and licked their cum off my fingers as they watched. It was soooo kinky. By the time we went home we were all ready to screw again....twice.

My older brother and his girlfriend invited me to share their bed. Totally caught me off guard! While I was fucking her, he watched from behind us and began fingering our ass holes. Drove me over the edge! We shared another awesome afternoon driving back to his house after a cousin's funeral. Seemed like a fun thing to do after some serious stress!

Perversion is what makes you excited while your doing it.

Bizarre is what makes your skin crawl when you think about it after you're finished.

My most bizarre experience is when i fiiled my rectum with 3 bananas and about 30 grapes, put on a big diaper and tried to keep it in for a couple of hours. When I had to let it go I completely filled my diaper with a huge amount of poo. The feeling was quite sensational.

My wife and I have a neat device I made that let us take mutual enemas while copulating.

I used to enjoy taking an enema while making having sex with her and got tremendous orgasams but she wanted something too.

The devices is a T tube I made out of home depot supplies - a 1 inch tee with two 12 inch pieces of poly tubing on the cross piece, and a 6 foot piece on the center. We each take enemas till clear, then insert an end of the short pieces into to our anus. I put some silicon tape on the ends to make the smooth, and to build them up to 1.5 inches so they stay in place. Then we put a gallon of water in a blue bag and let it fill us both up at the same time. We use many positions but like the face to face, with my cock in her, and our colons being filled. We sometime take turns expelling into each other, and we both have the most fantastic orgasams we ever experience.

If it feels good, it can't be too bizarre, and this was the closest two people can be! She loves it, and I do too!

This is a true story!

I had a partner that I allowed to be screwed by another guy. I used to ask her to ride him cowgirl, in her vag, while I licked and rimmed her ass. She would almost faint with excitement. A cock in her pussy while getting her asshole licked

A real favorite of mine is when a gf goes to the loo, especially in the morning, to take a dump. My current partner takes at least 10 minutes every morning after a hot cup of tea. That's when I pull out my cock and get a nice morning bj.

I really get excited when she moans and groans and strains and breathes in deeply while sucking me off. I can actually feel her straining her bowels. And when she does drop her first big one, she starts sucking harder.

I'm proud to say, we have simultaneous bowel and orgasmic moments. I actually sense her about to expel and start blowing my load. In through the top while she let's it out the back 😃

RWH, I've been thinking about your question on how much here is real and how much is fantasy. Being more mature, and working with people on sensitive topics all my life, this is my take: I think it's probably about half and half. We all know many like to fantasize, an write about it. So, I'm sure there are while a few here who were maybe sincere about some things, but have gone off into fantasies that never happened. Oh the other hand, We all know that there are many, many people who not only like the idea of something, but acutely perform it.

Take me for example. I like sounding and catheterizing. I know for a fact that most people find it 1) impossible, 2) just too weird, 3) interesting to discuss, but not to do, 4) something they might try, or 5) like me, a fantastic sexual activity that makes me cum like a teenager. So, well, that's my take. Some people do exactly what they say and maybe do more... but are shy to say!

Others are just going off on a mental trip to a nether-world! One more thing. I think it's very hard to distinguish between the two! Like testimonies in a trial, it's very hard to tease out who it being honest, and who it making it up. Partly because "truth is stranger than fiction". What sounds implausible to one person, is anthers world. Would you normally believe that some guy kept a woman in a tent his back yard for 15 years and had children with her while constantly being examined as a sex offender! I wouldn't have. One the other hand, some folks have the ability to spin a tale that sounds like a biography.

After reading most of the stories here im now sure that im boring

Jesj62 said:

After reading most of the stories here im now sure that im boring

If you're here, you're probably NOT boring because of your bedroom activities, just uninitiated, and probably on par with your partners. If they were more advanced than you, they would probably have taught you a few things along the way so you wouldn't think you were boring.

After being here a while, you will pick up a few things and can experiment with your partners. Just don't go too far, too fast with them. If you don't fascinate them and have them join in, you might literally scare them off before they get to know you.

There's always next time, and it is better to have your partner (or yourself) wanting more, than to have gotten too much.

We have had sex and incororated food,i have had cucumbers in my vagina,large carrots (bloomin cold they were too!)choc spread/mousse painted all over me god he was as sick as a dog after licking all that off me,my favourite was the ring doughnuts on him like a hoopla stall i ate them off his cock whilst he was erect then sucked him off he loved this and cummed loads it tasted really nice with the doughnuts tho',put loads of sugar in the bed tho'we will try anything if it spices things up!!

I guess the most unusual request I ever had was the fellow who wanted me to drop an NG tube down him and "force feed" him my urine ... swallowing the tube was more than he bargained for and it wasn't as enjoyable as he thought it would be. (An NG tube is a vinyl tube typically about as big around as a pencil that is inserted through the nostril, fed down the back of the throat and the tip of it winds up in the stomach. Inserted them hundreds of times over the last 20+ years and not a single soul yet has enjoyed it, although some tolerate it better than others. By the time you are either sick enough or overdosed enough to actually need one, many times there's not much fight left in you!)

OMG such ideas here. I am married to a ultimate vanilla woman who thinks wild sex is intercourse in the missionary position with the lights on. I guess my idea of a great time is to have a woman douche and let me drink directly from her as she released the water.

I have many stories. And they are all real! I have plenty of things alone, anal, oral, fruit, butt plugs and enema's to name a few. I have been in the woods, naked and doing many of these things.

And I have also done a few wild things with someone else. I sometimes go to the local porn shop with a butt plug in. And frequently get a blowjob by one of the guys there. Guys suck the best (sorry ladies). It's wildly exciting especially when they find it. I always shoot the biggest loads.

But the wildest time was with a young couple in a porn store. I went in the back where thay have 25 cent movies. I was hanging around when I noticed a bunch of guys hanging around one booth. When I was finally able to get a look, I saw them. He was 20ish, fit and dominent. She was drop dead stunning! 20ish, 110#, fit, trim and wild. She pulled one guy in and started making out with him. I was able to push to the front and got a good look at the action. The guy and girl lasted for a few minutes. All the while, the 20 ish guy was jacking off. And telling both what to do. The girl let the first guy go and grabbed me. She only had her pants down a little. I started grabbing anything I could. She was tight! Perfect tits, ass, everything. He started to tell us what to do and we did. It wasn't long before she was completely naked. The guy watched the whole time. Then he left for one of the other booths. Here I am, 50 ish with a babydoll nipho, and I can do whatever I want. It was hot!

By the way, I did do anything I wanted. And I had a l_o_n_g list of things I wanted to do. Later, the guy came back, took down his pants and told me to suck him. As I did, the girl pushed my head up and down. I heard the guy say something and the girl shoved my head all the way down on this guys dick. And held me there. That's when i got my first taste of his cum. He told me to take it all, but don't swallow. I did. The girls pulled my head off his dick and started kissing me. I had a mouthful of cum and we were sharing it. I've done this before with my gf after she's done me. But never like this. As we were kissing, I felt her hand on my dick. A few strokes and that's all it took. I exploded everywhere.

TRUE STORY!

The most bizarre addition to a time of sexual exploration that I enjoyed was when after a couple cleaning enemas, the "nurse" told me that she was going to fill "every hole" in my body. She inserted a rectal balloon that simulated fisting, catheterized me with a balloon catheter, put a ball gag in my mouth, put ear plugs in my ears, placed a blindfold over my eyes and filled my nostrils with her bush. Then she began to massage my belly and push the fluids left over from the previous enema toward my rectum. None of this was done gently. I was "firmly" reprimanded when I complained and once the ball gag was in place the only communication came from the "nurse". I am sorry that at that time I was not ready for such treatment. To this day I would like to repeat it and find my "happy spot" in the event. Then...I was not responding well to the twinges and pains involved in her handling of my body...oh how we change. Something thought bizarre...now is desired as almost holy.

I was hot for a coworker. She said I could have her if I would suck her husbands cock. I was a novice at that having only played around but had never sucked another guys dick. Nervously I agreed to go to their place one evening. I really enjoyed that and we got together quite often for about two years, even including another girl at one point. I still enjoyed sucking his cock though. She would always be there and would encourage my efforts. Never could deepthrought him though.

Initially with a high school sweetheart in my teens, over the years, I have had the fortunate privilege of being with female companions when they gushed/ejaculated/squirted, all of the experiences were extremely pleasurable. Sadly though, those type of partners have been too far and few in between. The others were otherwise sexually enjoyable and lubricated well, they just didn't gush/ejaculate/squirt. My utmost praise for the 'special'ladies that do ! 😃

G.N.

I've never done the watersports thing but have had my lover gush all over when she came. The first time it happened I was like woah! And thought she lost control of her bladder but she just giggled and while catching her breath said to me that she was a squirter and now it is always fun to make her come like that and watch her reactions as she does. But that is one thing that worries me about going down on her lol I might drown! Lol but at least I'd die with a smile on my face.