Bizarre sex - she/he wanted What?

I don't really think it bizarre to wear a plug in public. Maybe a little kinky and fun. I often do it when I know Ill be getting anal later on. 😃

I think it's sexy when a man wears a plug while talking with me. It's so damn hot to think of what he's feeling. I know I can't wear one without melting all over the place. I imagine the pressure on the prostate is even more stimulating for a man.

I don't know if this is bizarre but...my ex gf had me naked on all fours. she took a pair of her dirty bikini panties and put it over my face. with my ass in the air she gave me twenty smacks with a brush. my ass was greased and i sat on a butt plug on the floor. she masturbated to orgasm with a rabbit.

she had me remove the plug and wash it thoroughly. i put the panties on backwards so it covered my hard on. i knelt and licked her clean.

once i knelt before a mistress while she sat on a toilet. i stuck my hand in to feel her warm pee.

I don't think there's anything that's really all that bizarre anymore for me. I was strung pretty tight about 10 years ago, and have found that nothing is really off the table for me anymore!

@ashley_saint: I often wear one around while working or doing other activities!

I plan on wearing my large njoy all day friday while I do my shopping. It should make standing in line much more fun. I also got a remote control bullet that I am thinking about inserting in my pussy while I shop too. Orgasms all day while surrounded by crazy shoppers sounds like a great time.

Come to think of it, my husband NEVER refuses the request... well, that's a lie, he did when we were at his parents house... good move on his part.

When I was 19 I had this partner who didn't have a whole lot of respect for me. One night when I was going down on him (and my full attention was devoted to the task at hand) I caught him recording it on his cell phone cam... not cool. I took the phone and deleted the recording. If you are going to tape me, consent is required!!! Talk about an invasion of privacy! I thought our sex acts were between us; shows how naieve I was. My tip off that he was a jerk should have been when he told me that I was disgusting because I didn't shave off ALL of my pubic hair. Live and learn, right? I am quite the open-minded free spirit, but don't surprise me!

When I was younger, I was too shy to pee in front of anyone. I had a lover who wanted me to pee on him, but I couldn't even try. He even encouraged me to pee on him while he was going down on me, but I couldn't. Another lover wanted to pee on me, but I was completely opposed to that.

I'm not so shy now, so if a lover wanted me to pee in front of him or on him or whatever, I'd give it a shot. I'm still too squeamish to allow anyone to give me a golden shower, though. I don't really get the appeal of GS, but I'd like to learn more. I read something once a few years ago that made it sound kind of appealing, but I don't remember what it was. Maybe some of the GS folks here can explain what they get out of giving and getting GS.

Another request I've refused is to have a man ejaculate on my face. I might be old fashioned, but I find it insulting if a man wants to come anywhere except inside my body. I don't care if it is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass. They are ready and willing to take what my lover gives. But if a man wants to ejaculate on my face or my body, it says to me that he doesn't think I'm worthy of his sperm and is the same as a slap in the face to me. Cum inside, gentlemen. Cum inside...

Not being able to urinate in front of anybody is not common but not that uncommon either. Not being able to urinate ON someone is a bit more common. Many people find it hard to let go and pee on someone, especially at first. I'm not crazy about golden showers, even though urine is a clean substance. I'll go for it IN the shower, but not while lying in bed or on the floor, even with a plastic drop cloth under us. It just doesn't turn me on.

Now, a man cumming ON my body, face or hair (at this point in my life, it would only be done by my husband) isn't a big deal. It can demonstrate a bit of dominance and submission if that is your mindset (or not) and many people feel ejaculating on a woman's abdomen (me included) is very sexy. And while we're at it, what about masturbating a man between your breasts? There's only one place his sperm is going to end up unless you do a positional quick change. A little shampoo, a washcloth, a shower, and you're squeaky clean again. YOU DO SHOWER, AT LEAST IN THE MORNING, AFTER YOU HAVE RAVAGED AND DEFILED 😁 YOUR PARTNER DON'T YOU? I can't imagine getting dressed in the morning after a night of wild and dirty sex 😁 😁 😁 without taking a shower first. So cleaning up shouldn't be a deterrent. I love when my husband ejaculates anywhere IN me or ON me. OK, it hurts if it lands in your eye, and I had that happen a couple of times when he was "distance aiming" for my mouth.

If a man is "unloading" his sperm with you, why would you say that if he ejaculates ON you rather than IN you that you think it means that he doesn't think you are worth his sperm? If you're not making a baby, what difference does it make where the sperm lands? Whether a man is willing to make a baby with you or not really determines if he thinks you are truly "worth his sperm." He did the sex acts with YOU didn't he? The point is, where he ejaculates shouldn't matter as long as everyone has a good time, it's just a teaspoon of goo! The important thing is that the two of you have a good physical and emotional bonding experience during your sexual activity. In a healthy relationship, sex IS supposed to bring people together and keep them attached to one another.

I have to give my oldest cat thyroid meds twice a day. Rather than pill a grouchy 17 year old cat, I decided to have a local compounding pharmacy do their magic and whip it up into a lotion that is given transdermally. To avoid ending up with thyroid problems myself, her doctor recommended that I use a finger cot instead of just putting it on directly. I'm kind of forgetful and also a multitasker (bad combination, I know,) So I sometimes take the finger cots off and forget where I put them. There are all these tiny cots all over the place as they send out 100 a month and we only need 60. It has a tendency to look like I'm having clown car sex orgies with midgets in here with all those tiny condom-like cots lying around. And if I don't immediately wash my hands, I'll forget the cot was on me and wonder why I smell like rubber. Sometimes I'm a bit clueless. Today is one of those times. Not bad considering I've been awake 45 hours. Perhaps I should take another half Ambien and drag my tired, sorry butt into bed. It just sucks going to bed alone when you want to be wrapped in the arms of another...

I've enjoyed a varied, extensive and enjoyable sex life. Years in the swinging community provided all kinds of opportunities. I've had more sex with women but probably have had as many male partners as well as female. I've had all my orifices filled and filled every orifice myself in every imaginable location. About the only thing I haven't had the opportunity to experience much is BDSM even though I always wanted to, especially after reading the many posts by the amazing SwitchableSuzie on the subject. So what is Bizarre? Certainly none of the things I experienced as an adult, not to me anyway.

I did, however, have an experience in high school that was certainly different, if not bizarre. I was 15 and working at a Kiddee Park in Chicago. Most of the time I was operating the rides. I got to meet a lot of people and make new friends, as did most of the other young kids working there and we often hung out there during our off time, especially at night. An older guy (late 40s/early 50s), I'll call him George, started hanging around my ride and talking. I was really in to cars and George had a '59 Chevy convertible. He asked me if I would like to drive it.

Now, all the kids at the park had seen guys like George around before and we knew why they were there. Why else would a middle aged guy without any little tykes in tow be hanging around a Kiddee Park?

I had been experimenting with a couple other guys my age as j.o. and suck buddies by that time and I really wanted to get behind the wheel of that cool car so I wasn't grossed out by the thought of where this might lead, it might have even excited me a little.

So one night I got my chance and we were out driving around and George asked me if any of the girls that hung out at the park made me get hard. I told him they did and he asked me if I was hard right now he grabbed my crotch. I didn't say anything but got hard right away. I don't remember how many "rides" it took but eventually he had my cock out of my pants and would rub it until I came, which at 15 didn't take very long. One night George asked me if I wanted any Pizza. I said yes and we went to a local motel where he had a pizza in the room. We ate some pizza and George turned off the lights, laid me on the bed, took off my pants and sucked me off. Soon George would just come by the park, pick me up and take me to the motel. We hardly ever spoke. He would open the door, the lights were always off and he would lay me on the bed. By then we both got fully undressed and under the covers. I would suck him off too but I wasn't yet into swallowing. He attempted anal once but I just wasn't ready. This went on for several weeks and I enjoyed every minute of it.

There was a Cuban guy, Manuel, who was like a foreman at the Kiddee Park. I guess it was obvious to him what was going on and one night he told George if he came around again he was going to call the police. I never saw George again. I suppose I should be "scarred" for life but I loved it and to this day I remember it fondly. George was always slow, gentile and never tried to force or talk me in to anything I didn't want to do. I realize now it was a pretty risky thing to do and I could have very easily wound up dead, but I didn't. So that's my "bizarre" story.

Hi Curious,

As it has been said before (by yourself and others), what people call "bizarre" or "kinky" is something you did that they wouldn't do.

I don't think what you did was bizarre at all. It sounds like you had a very good introduction to gay sex. I'm sure that has given you the opportunity to experience many different things that purely hetero people would miss in life.

Switchablesusie; you're right. It was a good introduction to m/m sex. It could have been a traumatic experience but it wasn't. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe you've posted in other threads that you feel consensual sex is usually OK even if the participants might be underage. I agree 100%. By our early teens we have a pretty good idea of what the score is and if a young kid decides to have sex, what difference does it make if one of them has reached their 18th birthday or not? It's much more important that they have enough knowledge and resources to protect themselves from STDs and pregnancy.

I also feel that if my tryst with George didn't happen then, it would have at some other point in my life with someone else. It's a shame some people tie themselves in a knot over their other-than-vanilla desires. I've been comfortable with my sexuality since my first JO buddy experiences in Jr. High and have always answered opportunity's knock on that door all my life.

My wife and I are also both happy we got into swinging when we did. When we got married I was her only partner and I had but a handful. Swinging gave us a chance to experience intimacy with a variety of people, some who are among our best friends today even though the sex parties stopped several years ago. We now have pleasant memories instead of saying to ourselves, "What if?" I analogize it to travel. We know people our age who have cabins up north and spend every vacation there. Some of them have never left the state! (and probably had only one sex partner) Can you believe it? Like a variety of sex partners, we've seen Hawaii, the Grand Canyon, Glacier Park, much of Canada, Key West when there was a blizzard here, the Alamo, the Ozarks, the Smokey Mts. and many places in between, much of it on our Harley. Sex is like travel, experience as much as you can. It's all part of enjoying life.

When I was younger 15 or 16 I refused a rim job form a girl I was dating. I had huge issues with it for about a week but after a few drinks she got me good. I never looked back . I am sorry to say after 6 month of the most intense training she moved away. So for the next 2 or 3 yrs sex was very frustrating. It's not easy knowing the things I knew ,trying to get someone to open up at that age .I got turned down alot from girls . It was ok to go down on them but stray any place away from the norm and WOW you would have thought I had committed a major sin ! Then I met my now wife and BAM it happened someone who was willing to be open and experiment.

After reading many post here we agree no brown showers.

A couple of weekends ago, o ya. might turn a few of you off. Anyway, my wife and were doing it on the couch in our room. She sat upright on the coach. I sat on her lap facing her so she could give me head. It was about midnight and we both were pretty drunk. She started deepthroating and jerking me extremely fast. I pulled out and squirted all over her 34-b titties, But my cock stayed hard. We started making out again. She shoved my head into her tits and rubbed my face in the cum. She told me to get a mouthfull of cum and spit it in her mouth so I did. She then asked me to lick the rest off her nipples. WE were both all sticky and messy and started fucking again. That was the first time I came twice in about 5 minutes!

I fully embrace my freakiness. Also fair game are: pervert, fetishist, klysmo and deviant.

That's all I can come up with right now.

Come on, it's our freakiness that brings us to this site and this community. Feel the freaky love!

The only sexual situation I ever turned down were a few times when my ex-wife and her mother wanted to both do me at the same time. (Yeah you read it right)

Our marital situation at the time was on the rocks and we were seeing a counselor as well, I just freaked and refused (causing another big arguement) every time because I didn't see how fucking both of them was going to stabilise our marriage, even though from my waistline down I was 100% all for it....

As you may have thought, I've second-guessed that situation many times. At those times it was a tough call, I just imagined things getting exponentially weirder if I would have done it.

I've never had a woman ask me to do anything that seemed very outrageous for the most part. I've had a woman ask me to have sex in a movie theater. - I was scared of getting caught. But I didn't turn her down for that. Afterwards. I realized that I most certainly enjoyed that session w/her.

I told a woman that I was a little kinky once. Her reaction was to smear some peanut butter on her clit. Then let her dog eat it off of her. Then she asked me to eat her right after that happened. - I was grossed out by that. I didn't freakout on her. I just let her know gently that it was less than sexy to me.

On very few occasions I've had a woman say "no" to me as to spanking them because they found it to be shovenistic and/or demeaning in some way.

I've had women that were reluctant about getting an enema from me that happened to enjoy anal sex. -But I never got a flat out "no" from any of them that "never" had one as an adult. And not that I asked to give too many women enemas in my adulthood. But I only reserved that desire for woman that would accept anal sex from me in the prior to bringing up enemas.

I recall my wife with a skirt up and her panties down around her ankles backing up to me in the total darkness of an old fort that happens to be a State Park. We did have a kink for sex in places where we might get caught.

I always thought that "perverted" and "bizarre" was anything a human couldn't do.

Last weekend after a nice enema Friday night, I wore a butt plug (njoy) to a club with my husband. At the end of the evening we were waiting for a cab when he took me to a nice dark alley. I sucked him till he was nice and hard and played with my pussy and then I was bent over a park bench, my panties were forced into my mouth still wet with my juice and then the plug was removed and replaced by his rock hard cock. He fucked me till he came.... I did too and then while he was buttoning up he tossed my panties in the bushes, handed me my plug and watched me reinsert it. When we got home his cock went back in my ass... and I came and came. I lose more panties that way.

Been at this awhile..however..quite recently my new subgirl really provided me overt stimulation with her antics...first, she's bound facedown in a hogtie, her arms cross tied behind her and her ankles tied together side by side. Her ankles were pulled back and tied off so that she was somewhat bowed, yet able to sustain this position. Her 2"x 8" latex dildo is taped to a 3' closet pole where the base of the dildo is taped, it forms an even larger bulge to about 3". After lots of vaginal/anal play, her "stick" is slid deeply up her ass, I pull her bound ankles away from her arms and when she is almost in actual distress, I tie the stick off to her bound ankles.

Releasing the grasp on her ankles causes her a predicament that she craves...I watch in awe as she works herself into quite a tizzy, eventually, the large bulge disappears up her anus and she is "rocking" her ankles back and forth to achieve orgasm. Now, I'm pretty jaded, but this was a really arousing site to watch...she begs me to do a repeat every time we get a chance...honestly, I didn't think she could take all that dildo and part of the pole that far up her...but she amazed me anyway...afterward, she's in la-la land, but within a few hours, ready to go some more...so far, no side effects and her anus seems perfectly alright a few days later.bizarre?

My wife likes to have her tits punished harder than I'm willing to go. She always complains about how sore they are after. Of course during she just screams "harder! HARDER!".

Cumming on my face or in my hair would land the guy a slap across the face >😢

Interesting thread. To me, most anything between two (or more?) willing people in private is okay. I am not into pain or anything dangerous, but most anything else is okay. Everyone here should know that eroticism knows no bounds and everyone is different. One person's disgust is another's fantasy...and this has been brought out here very well.

Some women may think that having a man cum on her face is degrading, disgusting, and is similar to an animal marking his territory. I guess I can understand that if looked at from a female point of view, but from my DOM point of view (Dirty Old Man), as long as there is love and caring involved, it is totally different.

I view it as a wonderful sign of acceptance on the part of the woman. To me, acceptance is one of the best things about sex and love. If a woman can accept me and all my kinks, then it is a sign of true love (and vice-versa of course.) Unfortunately, my wife also has her limits! The point is, keep an open mind. While you may have your limits and are free to have them, remember, we are all different.

When my husband and I first got together he wanted to try anal with me. I had had a bad experience in the past with a lover that rushed too much and hurt me pretty bad so I was like "Hell no!!" He didn't push it too much but one night I caught him looking at a dirty magazine that featured anal sex.

Anyway this got me thinking and I started doing some research and thank to sites like this and Tristan Taorimno I started to warm up to the idea. I was really afraid of the ick factor and that what brought me to this site to learn about enemas. Four our 4th wedding anniversary my hubby got his wish and I got my favorite new kink... my ass.

Our relationship has blossomed into some other funk kinks like crossdressing and roll playing. He doesn't partake in my enema fun and I don't push him just as he didn't push me. He knows about it and he even installed a shower shot in our bathroom for me but he doesn't view it as sexual and is grossed out about the expulsion. I also draw the line at animals unless it is dressing up as an animal... thats fun! Oh and no extreme pain.

I'm not sure if this qualifies as "bizarre", but it was certainly an exercise in poor judgment. Back in the early '70s, on California Hwy 49 between Mariposa and Coulterville, where the highway is two narrow lanes bounded by a mountain on one side and the Merced River canyon on the other, I didn't stop my GF when she zipped me down and gave me a blowjob while I was driving. When I came, I momentarily lost control of the pickup and barely got it stopped in a tiny turnout (on the wrong side of the road) about five feet before it would have gone over the cliff and dropped about 800 feet into the river.

I learned from that experience and adopted a new rule: "NO mobile blowjobs!"

ldb

A masseure was giving me a massage. It was pretty erotic, because he was naked, and had a hard on about 2" from my face. An invtation I declined. The surprise was toward the end of the massage. I was lying on my back, and with out warning he inserted a pre-heated dildo in my anus. After I got over the shok, I must admit it felt very good.

I had a long distance relationship back in the early 80's (in my Prince of the City Days)with a lovely full figured lady. After a few cocktails one night we went behind a church (late night hours) in the rear parking lot and had sex (all types) over the trunk lid of the car at her request. The bizarre part was that Interstate 10 west was just about 50 to 70 yards from full view of the rear parking lot of the church. Then there was a (low pressure of couse)enema with a near by garden hose in the rear of the church. Fine memory.

I read this whole thread and find almost nothing on it to be bizarre. And it's not just a matter of being subjective, or personal tastes. Plenty is kinky, but to me bizarre means something truly off the wall. Bizarre doesn't mean bad, it just means wierd. Plenty of stuff that isn't bizarre can be bad. Like rape for the obvious example.

I'm having a hard time thinking of a good example of bizarre. The best I can come up with (that actually exists) is a shoe fetish. I'd say that a foot fetish is not bizarre - after all feet are kind of fun, they're actually part of your partner's body. But shoes by themselves, with no partner, is pretty far removed from anything directly sexual. To me, that's what bizarre means.

Another example: many people are turned on by the wearing of leather, latex, or rubber. This is not bizarre because they have an interesting and stimulating feel, and such fetishwear is especially designed to be sexy. But if you just took a big sheet of latex and draped it over yourself like a raincoat, that probably wouldn't feel very sexy, especially if it's not making any direct contact with your sexy parts. If you get a sexual thrill from putting on latex gloves and washing the dishes, that's bizarre.

Reme,ber, I said bizarre isn't necessarily bad. (And non-bizarre is not necessarily non-bad.)

I have not read most of this thread as I find bizarre to be a pejorative word when it is used to refer to sex acts. It is almost as offensive to me as those wonderful words perverted and abnormal.

All of these really mean that the activity in question is not something the speaker finds comfortable. "They are threatened by it in some way or fashion. Now, I will freely state that I find scat disgusting and want nothing to do with it. If you, on the other hand, love scat, well, whatever makes your day, just not in my playroom.

I now step down from my soapbox

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