Bizarre sex - she/he wanted What?

There is a advice for beginners,

lube , circles on the ass, lube, finger sliding from front to rear over the ass (scrotum to coccyx) with a increasing pressure. And suddenly the finger enter, be soft, be slow, be lubed, this cuddle must be nice not a rape, after one finger, use your thumb, still slow soft and well lubed, the receiver must move the muscles of the ass like needing to go,after the thumb, the light is green for two fingers .

Go slow, take time, but do it twice or three times a week just like an exercise, no target to reach, just to be both confident and more relaxed in the soul and with the ass, and share

you the ass of your partner ? give yours first ! never ask what you have not "taste" !

Enjoy

I think the most bizarre thing was the time my wife invited three girl friends over for lunch. I served, naked of course, and then while they sipped wine she gave me enema after enema with a garden hose and had me water the flower beds.

Both of us expelling enemas while having sex. We were outside; I was standing, holding her up as she had her legs wrapped around me. A couple of bares ... in the woods.

Me standing in a stream near de nudist campground. My hands tied to branches of trees. My wife sits on a rock and masturbates while looking at me. After she got off, she untied me. We had anal sex on that rock. sigh

Public sex... an old boyfriend and I made it our mission to have sex in every bar/restaurant restroom in town. Not very kinky but its all I've got. Up to now at least 😃

Nice to read your report! Perhaps something worth trying..

Wow these are some hot stories here and it reminds me of when we were so intoxicated I asked my mate to pee all over me after we made love and then I licked her drippiing pussy lips and licked up my cum oozing out of her pussy , now telling you all has made me hard and horny !!!!!!!! So now I'm laying off the edge of the couch with my cock over me and I think I'm gonna jack off and cum all over my face and open mouth ? Should I or should I not ??????? Help me decide people !

I had a boy friend that used to like to watch me pee

Slowly getting a two quart enema with an infatable butt plug enema nozzle on my elbows and knees with a spreader bard cuffed betweenn mu wrist and ankles. Afte each pint I got 10 licks with a light slapper paddle. After the licks she would get on her elbows and knees in front of me and I would use my mouth on her pussy and anus until she had an orgasm.

My wife can hold into a full bladder until she loses control. Years ago we experimented with me sitting on the loo, stiff and pointing skywards, and she impaled herself on me before letting go the full volume of her bladder. After a few mishaps, we learned to position ourselves right so all the pee went in the loo and we had some damp towels close at hand for a quick wipe-up. Then back to bed or the sofa to finish off the sex with her empty and waiting for stimulation. Fabulous.

The gf and I were at Blacks Beach a few years ago. It was just after sundown and she wanted to have sex on the bech in the open. There wasnt anyone else around so I put the towels down. She layed down on her back and I went down on her to get her wet. We did this for awhile then switched to 69 w/me in top when another couple came up and watched. The eventually put their towels down right next to us an got into the same 69 position.

We changed positions a few times then trsnitioned to intercourse in various positions in a manner so we could watch the other couple. The matched our positions exactly for about an hour. The other guy started to speed up and I matched him trying to match our orgasms with theirs. We each came in our partners within about 5 sec of each other. As we laid their connected for a few minutes afterwards we noticed their wa 6 other couples going at it sround us plus 5-6 guys just standing there jackin'. I don't know if that was bizarre or kinky but was sure fun watching the other couple.

This past summer me and my gf were in FL swimming in Ft. Myers beach, and i took her out till the water was about chest deep, picked her up and slid her bottoms off to the side and slipped into her. We fucked for a good 40-45 minutes and at one point there were a group of other people within arms reach of us, but once we started it was just way to exciting to stop no matter what. The bizarre part about it was that there were literally hundreds of people that could have got a look at us if they wanted.

After fucking her till i was about to cum, she made me pull out, and walk to our blanket on the shore, and laid down on her belly and i jumped on top of her and hit inside her a few times, then finished all over the out side of her pussy and covered her with my jizz... and all thats not too bizarre, but once i ejaculated, i came to my senses and realized about 200 people just watched me finish a load on my gf in public... we got kicked off the beach, and recently found out that at least two people have me on tape doing it... crazy

After a lengthy separation I was driving home in a Mini in heavy rain when we got the urge to make up for lost time. I pulled off the road onto what I thought was waste ground and manoeuvred my wife until she was sitting on my lap and beginning to rock on my manhood, tights round her ankles. All was going fine until a police car pulled alongside causing us to freeze. The waste ground turned out to be the local village green and banned to cars. Fortunately, because of the rain, the cop did not get out, he just handed us a copy of the local regulations and drove off leaving a very distinctly non-orgasmic couple behind!

Once i watched my girlfr peeing and licked out her while last pee drops fell down

I agree with egirlky,

It is demeaning to lay it on the face. In making love I have never felt that was erotic or exciting. For my love to go down on me and do as much or as little as she desires is where I stand. Thanks for your post and thoughts.

Acting like a dead body, while he tied me up. He got on top of me and went on doing his thing, then he flipped me over so that I was on my back and he started again,

And the Drive-in Academy Award for best quote of the year: " I think the problem with him was that even when he was by himself, he was in a threesome."

Seeing as i've been with my wife since she was 17 (now 37) and we fucked on the first date with my finger up her ass, nothing seems bizarre.The nearest to it would be scat, which if that is your thing, fine, but why??

I recieved most of a double-headed dildo at the hands of my then wife 20 years ago. I begged her, coerced her to fuck me with this toy. And it was good. I took about 14 inches or more as i lay on my stomach. I couldn't believe it, or how good it felt.

Suppose a lot of things are considered bad by many, but im not into any blood games, but almost anything else is ok.

Peeing in front of others or in a diaper when i wear one can be tricky.........nerves i guess, but ive pood in front of others when doing enemas etc

Howdy all. This is my first time in one of these. Mostly curious about what others experienced; I doubt I have any thing terribly interesting to contribute. The kinkyest thing my wife has asked for is to be tied up. Actually, I just ordered a TENS unit for introductory estim and am looking forward to using it on her. Myself included. Could be allot of fun.

I am a vanilla looking guy. I was dating a goth girl. She started cutting her arm once. Not in a harmful way, just a little blood. She started doing the same to me. She then started licking my blood. I got hard. I felt like I was in one of those vampire movies.

It was weird wearing a short sleeve short at the gym with cuts on your arm in a pattern. I definately got a few looks.

My wife loves to have my penis in her ass while fisting her vagina. It takes quite a lot of time to prepare, but the result is just amazing! Love doing it!

Doggie-style can be a real kick, and we have a few simply toys, a couple nice vibrators ... wildest we ever had was when I put the small vibrator in my hubby, then he did me doggie-style ... talk about coming hard and fast ... I don't think he lasted two minutes .... I could feel his vibrator when he entered ... talk about getting buzz.

Oh yes Doggie-style . Then side a vibrator in her ass. Turn on low or high what ever you desire. Then press it as to press against your cock in her vagina .What afeeling as you shoot your load in her !!

Not long ago my GF asked me to do her orally while giving her an enema. I agreed and she lay on the bed with her legs drawn and spread wide. I prepared a nice soapy enema and hung the bag. I slid the double balloon nozzle into her and inflated both balloons then knelt in front of her and began licking and nibbling her thighs. she whispered "yes, oh God yes . . " As I kissed her lips I opened the clamp then really went at her. The timing was pretty good as about the time the bag emptied C had, as she described it, "a long rolling orgasm that seemed to go on forever." It was a wonderful experience for both of us and will be something we do again!

Bizarre sex/play was when my boyfriend introduced urethra play. its enjoyable but bizarre

Most of the times I had to be the kinky bizzare part in a relationship. I noticed many womens do not want to share sexual dreams. If asked they just say they do not have any. And if I suggested something they just turned it down.

But with some careful working on it they liked some stuff like med fet, anal and bondage stuff. I just kinda did it on them in a very very careful way. By the heartbeads and the arosal around and in the vulva and face I can see if they like it or not.

If it seems to work I keep working on it for months and push it forward.

Sadly I have never met a girl I used to be with that admitted on having fantasies or was directly open to them. It all had to be done from my side. But still I had a lot of fun like this and learned how to be gentle and dominant at the same time.

I think the most bizarre thing I've done to date will actually sound quite boring to some of you....its been fisted! its something which I love... I love the fullness in my lady bits, its amazing! can highly recommend it

This is probably more kinky than bizarre: My wife has always had a fascination with cocks, and has told me more than once she wishes she could have a cock for a day and feel what it's like to fuck and ejaculate. You would think she would be interested in using a strapon (and I'm willing to oblige), but as she points out, it's not part of her body, just an artificial attachment. Instead, on occasion, I will get on my back, open my legs and she rubs her tit and nipple on my anus, thrusting against me, pretending to fuck me.... Other times, I have sucked her nipples hard while she talks about me "sucking her cock." The same happens when I suck on her clit. She calls it her cock and tells me to suck it.