Bizarre sex - she/he wanted What?

Often wondered, too, of whether folks actually did those "kinks" or had fantasies, or half and half. And folks will message here what the community wants to read. We really don't know whether the truth is the truth. Hey, if it feels good and your partner is good to go with it, then let's do it!

Sure would like to have a few of my "vanilla" lady friends just get out of character once or twice and give me a long-needed fantasy that I would enjoy getting an OTK spanking, a pegging, and a warm soothing large Dr. Bronner's soapy enema, maybe 3 quarts from a 50's BF Goodrich Sojourn Latex Expandable Syringe Fitted with that infamous double balloon nozzle, as I enjoy retaining fullness while my Johnson gets to full salute and maybe if I continue to be a naughty boy she will orally take care of me. Ahhh, not asking too much, am I?

Never Got That Opportunity Of Doing A Pee Scene; Would Luv To Be On The Receiving End Of A Woman's Golden Warm Nectar Hittting /Splashing Over My Face While I Laid Down In The Shower Tub. Is That Where The Term "GoldenShower Came From.?

A few weeks ago I started self fucking. I had discovered the amazing endless joys of prostate stimulation a few years back -- okay, I'm busted -- a lot of years back. I watched a few self-fuck videos and started trying it out. Finally got it to the point where I can cum in my ass.

Would love to have my wife with me when I do it and have her rub the head of my cock when it's in my ass, but I once told her that I used her toys more than she did and she flipped out, going all homophobic on me. So I just don't tell her anymore. Too bad.

The problem is that there is always someone out there that would be willing to try, and that's why married people hop the fence on each other. A shame really. I keep telling myself that God (or what-whom-them) is punishing me for having such a promiscuous youth by falling in love with a woman that has an ultra low libido.

Can we stop trying to send people to Mars and develop a female Viagra? Or maybe just something that can suck your dick while you're driving? Man, I tell ya, people have got to get their priorities straight.

My wife thinks that kissing is bizarre..... is she bizarre?

I have done a few odd things but I think one of the most bizarre thing that has been done to me was when I went to visit my boyfriend for the weekend.When I went inside immediately stripped me, attached restraints and blindfolded me. I was taken to the attic and hung just high enough that my toes just touched the floor. I was spanked and teased and spanked ;-) then nothing.......then one by one I began to feel the different hands of what turned out to be a small roomful of people.But that isn't the bizarre part....I was eventually taken down and carried and placed inside what i thought must have been a chest. Everyone took a turn covering me in candle wax. My bf kissed me gently and slipped off the blindfold as he quickly closed and locked the top of the coffin.

My girl friend in college and I were dancing at a party when she couldn't stand it any more. We left the party and walked down the street to a grove of trees overlooking the ocean. She immediately dropped to her knees and got things started. After a hot deep throat BJ she hiked up her short skirt and grabbed her ankles. I fucked her hard like that, overlooking the ocean from inside a grove of eucalyptus, until I was just about to cum. She told me she didn't want it dripping down her leg the rest of the night so I had better come in her mouth. She went from grabbing her ankles to her knees in front of me. I let her start and then pulled her head by both sides down onto my cock as I shot cum down her throat and into her mouth. She licked her lips, pulled her skirt down and with a big smile asked if I wanted to go back to the party! Awesome.

An interesting account Nor Calopenmind - but I'd hardly think it qualified as bizarre! Maybe chalk it up as a great experience eh!

I'm sure the story would bore you but I did tell a girl one time to please not bring her babysitter to my house in the trunk of her car..lol she wanted to top her sitter while a pregnant girl sits on the girls face while she fisted her and praticed some bizzare scarafication rituals..never was sure where I came in at she just told me i would GET mine in the end.I was worried the word GET mine in the end consisted of me having herbs sprinkled on me..lol so I polietly left her alone ........after a few months..

The stories on this site are so exciting ,I usually end up with my cock in my hand and cuming all over myself ! Now not really bizarre ,or, maybe , well my lady and I used to live in this large ranch house and we thru alot of parties and we had alot of couples for friends and of those friends was my adopted cousin and his wife .

Now both our women were pretty and shapely and I was attracted to his wife and I knew he loved checking mine out ! So it was a nice spring sunday and we had taken our babes out for champagne brunch and when we arrived back at the ranch ,we were all pretty hammered and we started complimenting our wives and telling them they were making us horny and my "cousin" says to me "would you like to see her pantied ass" "I'll lift her skirt up and you can check her out" Then he just walked up behind her and pulled her skirt up.It was a nice ass too she was real tipsy,and tried to pull it back down , but he told her that he was turned on by showing her sexiness to someone else and who not better than someone that they knew and could trust(all the while we three were at one end of the house and my wife was at the other end in the kitchen)then he asked me to tell his wife what I thought of her ass and I of course assured her it was a very special moment I would not forget and she smiled and let the skirt go up again

So we calmed things down a bit and then I said "I"ll try and see if my wife will do the same ,but first , more drinks! Then after a bit my wife notices that we are all smily and wonders what's up and I assure her its the booze ,so I get her to go upstairs with me and lay her on a bed and plead with her which didn't take much , to let me eat her out real quick and in the middle of that I jumped up and said "don't move I'll be right back ,I gotta pee ,don't move" and she's laying there with her pussy (shaved)all wet and exposed and I run downstairs and tell my "cousin"and his wife to quietly go up to the one bedroom and when they walk in they saw a pussy that as a big surprise they BOTH liked,my wife screamed but I explained we coerced one wife soo I owed a wife . Anyway we got them both to walk around in panties and bras for us !!!!!!!!!

I had a girlfriend in college who loved anal, loved that I crossdress and it was great sex.

Her mom caught her giving me head and fingering me and once she knocked on her window and told us to open up because she knew we were fucking but she had to ask her daughter something.

So one night I'm at home and her mom IMs me and said she talked to my girl and it was Ok for me to show her on cam me all dolled up. I called my girl and she said it was fine since it was not in person. I did it and was so turned on and so was her mom who showed me she was toying herself and I fucked my ass with toys. While it was bizarre, her mom loved calling me a slut afterwards and would tell her daughter to treat my ass right. My girlfriend liked that her mom had the hots for me and that nothing would happen just words.

Re sex during one's period: With my first husband, I would be crazy for penetration during my period, and he just wouldn't, even anally, even though he was very sexual. I wish that we had had some arrangement worked out, because I felt desperate and wanton every month. I wanted to rub my cunt on everything in sight, and I'm sure I must have given off a scent. However, I'm monogamous (still am, so far), so I did nothing disloyal.

If it does no harm, feels good, is consentual with no age issue, why label sexual activity with a denigrating term? Bravo to all who are fully alive. Our sex lives should enrich us as human beings.

A funny article I found.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/13/man-flees-after-too-much-sex_n_1423530.html?ref=mostpopular

We've all been there.

Agence France-Presse reports that a German man in Munich allegedly had to flee to the police after a woman demanded too much sex.

After several amicably agreed upon rolls in the hay, the man reportedly tried to leave the woman's apartment. But she wouldn't let him exit and instead allegedly insisted on more sex. That's when the man ran to the cops for help, according to authorities.

Perhaps the woman in question was unaware of a study reported on by Forbes that found that, while women can, for the most part, never have too much sex, men can.

From Forbes:

And the German man might not be alone in his desire for a bit less sex.

Reuters reported on a study that found 12 percent of men aged 16-24 wanted sex less often. It's not a perfect comparison though, since the German man was 43.

Always been on the kinky side, so nothing has shocked me. But I guess the most 'Bizarre' was being told she wanted try it with a male dog.

Didn't really phase me too much, but was more concerned if she wanted me to be more involved than I would have liked. For example, she use to get me to pee in her pussy (before or after cumming) and then go down on her, so would not have been keen if after the dog she wanted me to go down on her.

Needless to say, despite loving the adult play, the relationship didn't last that long and never knew if she ever got to try it with a dog.

Now see, I have a real problem with that. With people having sex with animals. I consider animals the same as children; innocent, at risk for exploitation and not fully comprehending the results of their actions. Sure, it may feel good to the animal. Having your pussy licked always feels good but it is not appropriate to have it done when you're a minor. Dogs may enjoy what is happening but that still doesn't make it right. Plus, what about the next person who encounters the dog. They would be at risk themselves for aggressive and invasive sexual behavior.

There are enough men and women on this planet that we don't need to resort to mating with another species. And I would NEVER sleep with a man who slept with a woman who played with a dog. There is no amount of Purell and bleach to erase that. And what kind of standard is that to sleep with someone who plays with animals? If they'll sleep with an animal, they'll sleep with anything (some may disagree, I get that) so they can't be trusted as a healthy disease-free sexual partner.

~ Dianne

That's tough considering I'm into Med Fet and the GF and I regularly practice D/s sex. Hmm. Most bizarre. I guess costumed role-playing. That and/or our slight steps into edge play.

"If they'll sleep with an animal, they'll sleep with anything (some may disagree, I get that) so they can't be trusted as a healthy disease-free sexual partner. "

Dianne that's mostly why it ended, not only that she openly admitted that while even having a partner she'd still sleep around frequently with just about anything, and without protection either, so that kind of put me off. Pity as she was damn kinky and I loved nearly every moment of it LOL.

Once, when my sub misbehaved, I took her to a dominatrix ....she had never been with a woman before, and she was very very nervous. But I told her that I wanted her to be punished, and I wanted to watch, and that I was more comfortable with a dominatrix. Well, over an hour she was taken OTK, over a spanking horse, restrained on a table, whipped while arms were suspended, etc. And then the dominatrix smirked and began running her fingers up her thighs, etc. Well,suprise suprise when my sub had a gigantic orgasm from her masturbating her. It was incredible for all 3 of us!

"If they'll sleep with an animal, they'll sleep with anything (some may disagree, I get that) so they can't be trusted as a healthy disease-free sexual partner. " Dianne that's mostly why it ended, not only that she openly admitted that while even having a partner she'd still sleep around frequently with just about anything, and without protection either, so that kind of put me off. Pity as she was damn kinky and I loved nearly every moment of it LOL.

That's exactly the reason I don't sleep with strangers. I spend months or years learning about them before sleeping with them. If they don't want to put in the time to be a friend, they won't put in the time to perform foreplay or learn my body well enough to please me. They're just in it for themselves. So you have to be VERY careful about the partners you choose. I'm probably annoyingly overcautious but I know that I'm healthy and happy and not doing anything to destroy that by sleeping with that wrong person.

Yeah, it's a shame to lose a good partner. I've been down that road a few times a few times. It can just break your heart not to have that tight vagina, or that talented mouth or that large penis but sometimes it's just not worth the hassle of the person on the other end of it. You just have to be strong enough not to call them in the middle of the night. But yeah, it totally sucks.

Ou have to choose your partners very carefully. Because you're not just choosing a partner. You're choosing everyone that partner had sex with, too. So if someone if the type to slip up and occasionally let it slide that they don't know someone well enough, they're taking their life and the life of their future partners in their hands. Some people just don't think that far ahead or remember their past.

I had an adventurous past but always used condoms unless I was in a monogamous relationship where both of us had been tested. Then I was single for a number of years but had two steady lovers. During that time, an old play partner wanted to see me to talk so he came over. I had no intention of playing and told him so before he arrived. He refused to take no for an answer and beat and raped me then acted like nothing happened. (It was my word against his and since I had a lot of postings on fetish sites, the evidence could be brought to trial and argued that stated I was "into that sort of thing." I also did not have the support of anyone since we'd recently suffered a family trauma and I couldn't put my family through another one. I wasn't strong enough to get through a trial on my own and the rape crisis counselors were no help so he's free. Don't hate me for it. He's dying a slow painful death of cancer with multiple attempts with radiation and chemo so at least there's that.)

Anyway, after that and for every six months for the next three years, I was tested regularly for all known sexual diseases, including HIV and HPV. HPV, which no one shows symptoms or signs of except in pap smears, can lead to cervical cancer, so it's a biggie. Make sure to test for it. Every test came back clean and free of disease as have every test since so I know I'm safe. One of my partners has only been with me for the past two decades, another has only been with me for the past four years, and a third has been only with me and his girlfriend. However, the third has just taken on a new lover who is only interested in giving him blowjobs. But as I don't know her history and since they have already played with each other, I'm not going to play with him again. We might meet and hang out with each other as we have great conversations but he knew the rules when we established the relationship so we're done. I don't play around like that. Too risky and too many things out there to catch.

Egirlky .. I don't let my husband or lover slap his cock on my face or cum on it either. I would not like that one bit .. I do love to go down on him and I do swallow .. this I do willingly and I enjoy it very much. But to have a man slap you in the face with his cock .. I can't get into that .. and cumming on a face is very demeaning .. not to mention messy and .. mostly .. disrespectful. I think that is my major concern with that .. disrespectful.

That's just my 2 cents worth.

My not wanting to have a lover cum on my face has more to do with it just being demeaning. It just isn't sexy at all. If anything if pointing at my face, I flinch and totally spaz out. I just look like a total dork squinting and closing my eyes and jerking back to avoid any incoming liquid. It's not relaxing. It's not sexy. It's just demeaning, gross and annoying.

Like you, I go down on my lover and will swallow happily. But really, leave the money shot to the pros, guys. It's just weird.

Dianne

I have to agree with you. I have been married three times and never did I slap the face of my wife with ANYTHING. I would never dream of cumming on her face. Making love (sex) is something beautiful and is the best gift I can give. I want it for her not me. Even in our kinkier moments I find myself thinking about what it is that she wants.

As Berger and Berger once said " Reality is what we make it"..My reality may be your bizarre and vice versa. As long as we are not abusing against our partners will and consent...carry on..

Not into the face slapping either but my partner enjoys me cumming on her face and I enjoy doing it. If she didn't, i wouldn't. No point in doing things that aren't fun for all.

I had a partner that enjoyed gagging me ghetto gaggers style. It's not something I looked forward to but I liked the humiliation I felt and him consoling me afterwards.

Hi Yemaya. Just be careful. There are people out there who do not know how dangerous some acts can be and others, (professionals call them psychopaths), who enjoy hurting other people and have no feelings of guilt or shame.

My wife is not really into anal play, so she surprised me recently when, after sex, she asked me to bring out my 'toys', and pleasure myself while she watched. So, I did a quick douche and choose my newest toy, an 18" double ended flexible dildo. Soon after I started penetrating my anus with this, she joined in, holding the dildo and pumping me with it. I was well lubed, and it felt great. I simply lay they and enjoyed the sight of her kneeling between my legs, working the dildo into me. Wonderful.

And then the real surprise. She moved forward and held the other end up against her vagina. She had been turned on by the whole event, and started masturbating herself. This was incredible. I loved it.

And then, to my amazement, she lay down on her back, with our legs scissored together, and pulled herself close, so our pelvises touched and the dildo completely disappeared 9" in me and 9" in her. Wow it felt incredible. I was at my limit, and I think she was too. She wriggled and pushed and groaned and moaned until she came. What a climax. I was in heaven.

You really need a "separator" when you do that because it could go farther into you, then farther into her which would transfer your fecal bacteria to her vagina. If you use a double dildo, you should use the type that has balls in the middle to make sure you don't share any of the length of the dildo while you are thrusting.

Thanks for the advice @Switchablesusie. I think however this is unlikely to happen again, since my wife is not really into anal play. I think this was a one-time event. I told her afterwards that I was surprised she joined in like that. She replied that she was surprised too. I think she got carried away, luckily for me :-)

One thing though, the dildo did seem to be just the right length for maximum penetration into both of us. This means that it did not seem to move from her to me or vice versa. And in addition I had taken a few enemas earlier that day, so there was no fecal matter (other than microscopic), hopefully reducing any risk. But I'll keep your advice in mind for any future such encounters...

It's hard to classify anything as bizarre that I have done. Enemas, object insertions, pissing, anal stretching, it all seems so normal to me. I only hope that what would be considered bizarre to some people, I have yet to do. I am always looking to try new things with my wife so maybe bizarre is in my future.

All of these note's, comment's, and suggestion's are fantistic. I read them all, and learned a lot. My wife would not allow anal sex, but one night she did, and that was after I placed my tongue in her anus. I couldn't get it in very far, but the mushroom in her anus was to much and I lost control. It was and is memorable in my mind forever.