Bizarre sex - she/he wanted What?

I am similar to the wife of JimmyL55 in that I have always been fascinated with cocks and wish I not only had one for a day but forever. I know it is crazy but I hate the peeing hassle so much that I often hold it in rather than do it. I so much envy a guy's ability to simply stand, pull it out, shoot, and be done. I agree about the strap-on, but it is the only thing available and makes me look good wearing one. Thankfully my guy accepts being the woman so I can be the man and when we have sex, his thing becomes mine to do as I wish. And my clit becomes my cock when he sucks and he must make it grow and get hard. Anyway I think Bizarre is in the mind of the beholder because I do not think what anyone here is doing is bizarre.

No I don't really think any I've read here is very bizarre either. I'd like to try some of them. My ex-wife shared or learned rapidly to love all my kinks including enemas. I think it was a function of the other dysfunctional parts of our relationship, but for some reason I never gave her an enema with my DBC's and then licked her or fucked her while making her hold it. I really envy realblueyes - great description - hang on to that girl and write us another post when you do it again. Or she does it to you. Fantastic.

I've got 5 or 6 major kinks/fetishes which I've described before, so this may seem more believable to some than otherwise. True, extremely pleasant D/s story, very short version here. My ex-wife without warning one night dressed me in complete latex including catsuit, gloves and hood (eye/mouth holes), X-High Converse sneakers fully laced up, and gag. She cuffed each wrist to my ankle and separated my knees, on the bed.

After a lot of finger and plug anal playing, she plugged in a DBC, inflated it and gave me a 1-2 quart enema. All of this is interspersed with hand and mouth jobs without letting me orgasm. After changing the cuffs to ankles and wrists, then she rolls me up in the comforter and leaves me on the bed immobile saying she'll see me later and has things to do around the house. We go through maybe 30 minutes of me telling her she can't leave me like this while she ignores me but occasionally comes back just to tease me with her hands under the comforter as I get more and more sweaty (I enjoy this) and aroused.

Eventually she returns with a bag to give me another quart or so, unroll me and say I have to make her climax before she'll let me go or climax myself. Carefully dragging my belly around, I crawl up to her on the bed and lick and finger her until she comes after about 15 minutes. After she makes me cuddle with her (I love cuddling, but I'm sweaty and distended!) during her post-orgasm rest, she helps me climax and I finally get to crawl off to our bathroom and expel. After I undress, clean up and go back to bed naked, she asked me if I had a good time, and I tell her it was like a dream come true and when are we doing it again?

Eric

I'm not sure I can say, even on zity! My fwb, female, certainly enjoys it and I've recently enjoyed the oral aspect. We are hoping to find others who enjoy.

The most bizarre thing i ever did? I was very horny and my wife was at work. I was preparing chicken for cooking. I have read somewhere that chicken skin its very nice to use as for masturbation. Didnt think twice. Ive wraped my stiff cock in chicken skin and jerked. Feeling was incredible, so lifelike you wouldnt believe. When i finished i didnt have to add much more spices to the chicken. I did that only once, but it was very intense experiance

I was in a sauna just a few months ago. A man and his wife came in. We were all nude. He started jerking off. His wife and I were talking about how nice the facility was, the weather, work... the whole while her husband was rock hard, playing with himself. Of course, watching him I was fully erect and stroking. I could tell he was getting close to cumming, and as I stroke my cock and as he jerked faster and faster, and as his wife and I were chatting, he got up and shot a huge load of cum all over her breast. They both sat there a while longer, thanked me and stepped out.

I went down on a girl while she was on a heavy day of her period. I don't know if that's kinky, or just plain gross.

I had blood from ear to ear, and dripping off my chin. As she started climaxing I could feel her contractions pushing her discharge into my mouth. I was trying not to swallow, but I know some of her blood went down my throat.

After I got all cleaned up, she said it was her best orgasms ever. We never did it again.

There is no way I would go down on a girl on her period unless we were fluid bonded and that's one thing I would not expect from the two women I play with a couple times a year. I definitely would not want their blood going down my throat. Bloodborne pathogens can kill you.

Once I was at the office and this girl that I hooked up with on occasion came by my desk and said she has horny. I followed her to the stairwell. The public stairwell. She said she wanted me there. It was a public building with people always using the stairs. She pulled up her skirt and she was not wearing panties. She asked me to fuck her ass as we had no condoms. So I did. And I reached around and fingered her clit. She came over and over. Loudly. We could hear doors opening and closing above and below us. I exploded in her ass as we heard someone coming out the door we were beside. We uncoupled and ran back into the office. I returned to my desk and she followed me. She reached with her hand to her ass and then brought her fingers to my mouth. They were covered with cum. I sucked them dry. Then we went into a big department meeting. My mouth was full of cum and she told me later my cum oozed from her ass for the entire meeting. Maybe not bizarre but exciting.

I love Zity and I am definitely not what used to be called prudish, but some of the stuff that is discussed here is beyond bizarre.

The most bizarre thing I have ever done... hmm. Well, it was pegging my boyfriend. He was bi and he was into anal play and he first introduced me to anal play on men. First it was just a finger up his butt (I was a bit grossed out at first just because of the thought that my finger is in his butt, but then I liked it), and then we became more advanced in this and I put butt plugs in him. It felt great as I had control over him and over his pleasure, so it was also pleasurable to me. After a while I fucked him with a strapon. To be honest, I felt weird and somehow funny doing this. I can imagine how my friends would react if they knew that I have done this, or how his friends would react. Anyway, the whole experience was good, however the strapon thing was a bit too much for me. I prefer just sticking dildos/fingers in butts.

Thanks to pegging, you see things from another perspective, because you are the one that inserts dildos not him. Honestly said, this was the most intense orgasm I have ever seen. So I would recommend you guys to try at least having one finger in your butt, just to experience this orgasm.

Wondering what your friends would think is one of the best parts of being kinky. I love sitting having coffee with my girlfriends, talking about kids, and jobs, and they don't know I have a buttplug the size of a battleship up my butt.

I love Zity and I am definitely not what used to be called prudish, but some of the stuff that is discussed here is beyond bizarre.

I mainly wish I'd read/heard/known about some of the 'bizarre' stuff much much earlier in my life. Might have been able to experience and enjoy some of it too ...

@agracier - I mainly wish I'd read/heard/known about some of the 'bizarre' stuff much much earlier in my life. Might have been able to experience and enjoy some of it too ...

I hear that - and I wish I would have had the courage to explore the 'wild side' a lot sooner than I did. But I guess raising kids - a couple of marriages, being afraid to take chances, are what kept me back for a long time. Also one of the main things that held me back - was the fact that I didn't know what I wanted or how to ask for it. For me it's all about communication - and I thought I had been a pretty good communicator before all of this, and I was wrong.

Of course this internet - and places like Zity.Biz made me see that I wasn't so bizarre or the only one who has these cravings. Well maybe I am bizarre - 😉 but my husband and friends are buying into it and it just seems to get better. The main thing though - I had to find out what I wanted and then get my message across, timing plays a big part. I have to set the mood - get the 'thought' processes going, and ask for something at that right moment. It also has to be a - 'two way' street, and be willing to try something I may not fully understand.

Finding out I'm not the only one who liked enemas - then taking the chance to have someone give me an enema, which at the time may have been 'bizarre' lit my fire. 😃 I wanted more - and I figured out communication was the key. Communication - that is harder than it seems, but worth the risk. 😃 🌹

I wish the internet existed when I was younger. I didn’t even know about most of the stuff I’ve seen. I want to try it all. But I’ve just scratched the surface

Many years ago a woman talked me into letting her pee on my face and in my mouth. Swallowed too much urine. Even through the alcohol that salty sharp taste was unpleasant. The rest of the night made it all ok...

A past girlfriend of mine suggested we‘d give each other scars, before having sex for the first time - she did intend it as a part of the act itself.

She was quite the church-going, prudish girl.

I never understood why or how she came up with that idea.

A past girlfriend of mine suggested we‘d give each other scars, before having sex for the first time - .

What kind of scars? Do you mean cutting the skin and making it bleed scars? As some kind of blood brother/sister thing? And if as you say - she was prudish, religious - hopefully not some kind of blood of Christ thing? That would be very weird and off-putting.

Hey Agracier,

yes, physical scars on the upper arm.

And she was very serious about it.

I suspect she wanted it to be as much of a bonding/binding experience as possible, since she was very christian and very concerned about only ever sleeping with the same single person in her life.

She wasn‘t engaged in any kind of weird sect or institution as far as i know 😜

Hope that answers your question.

yes, physical scars on the upper arm.

And she was very serious about it.

I suspect she wanted it to be as much of a bonding/binding experience as possible, since she was very christian and very concerned about only ever sleeping with the same single person in her life.

She wasn‘t engaged in any kind of weird sect or institution as far as i know 😜

I hope you told her to fuck off and showed her the door.

EXTREMELY few relationships are forever, it is extremely unreasonable to even expect that to happen and even fewer have one and only one sex partner in their life.

She is EXTREMELY unreasonable in her demands.

Be glad she is gone. Lock the door behind her.

I hope you told her to fuck off and showed her the door.

EXTREMELY few relationships are forever, it is extremely unreasonable to even expect that to happen and even fewer have one and only one sex partner in their life.

She is EXTREMELY unreasonable in her demands.

Be glad she is gone. Lock the door behind her.

Hey Susie,

yes, exactly. I didn‘t do it, of course, and it's now a few years in the past as well.

I don't think she came up with that because she wanted to harm me - I guess she was just really naive and a bit weird 😜

Well, my most bizarre isn't what I'd call bizarre. I certainly hope to go past this point (sexually) in my life.

A guy and I had sex and followed it up with anal sex.

This isn't exactly bizarre sex but more bizarre post-sex. Actually it's just bizarre.

In college I started dating a woman, a few years younger than me, 18. We only had a few dates and the sex was really vanilla, not much beyond 2nd base. No intercourse or oral sex. Just touching and caressing. As I was exploring her body one evening, basically just admiring her tender skin and lovely curves. She said, pretty bluntly, 'if you want us to have intercourse, then you need to show me you are committed to this relationship." That's fair, but I knew that "a relationship" was not my goal. My idea was, we are having fun dating but actually hardly really know each other, let's just see where things go. I wasn't ready to make a committment at this stage. So I told her so. And she seemed unhappy by my answer but didn't say much. The caressing stopped right there as she excused herself to go to the bathroom. When she came out, she was fully dressed and made some comments about how immature I was that I couldn't step up to committing to her. It was obvious that we were completely on different wavelengths. I remember thinking, this isn't going to last long. It wasn't going to be a difficult breakup, as we'd only gone on maybe 4 or 5 dates, and the physical aspect never got very intense or intimate, though maybe for her it was all The First Time, so admittedly perhaps this was all much more difficult for her than me.

Then I went in the bathroom, lifted the lid of the toilet, and this is what I saw - she had defecated an enormous amount and not flushed. So much that it was taller than the height of the water, shaped pretty much like a mountain. This was a massive shit in other words. And, the cherry on top you might say, she had put her bloody tampon at the very top of this so-called mountain of shit.

This was no accident. I was stunned at this, what do you call it, a gift? A token of her disapproval? Her version of the Roman thumbs-down?

I flushed it and came out of the bathroom and said not a word about it. Neither did she. We never dated again.

If anyone has any insight about her Chocolate Sundae, I am all ears.

If anyone has any insight about her Chocolate Sundae, I am all ears.

Obviously you were well rid of her.

But what I find amazing is that someone could apparently defecate so much on command. If she could hold so much up and then expel at will, why hold it up in the first place? That alone sounds rather weird. Not a very pleasant trait.

@agracier Yes and well I didn't mention that there was not a bit of used toilet paper anywhere, so I'll leave it at that.

Yes and well I didn't mention that there was not a bit of used toilet paper anywhere, so I'll leave it at that.

You were much better off without the nasty bitch! 😈

As for the no toilet paper....I've used the portable toilets where the person before me left the lid up and notice the pile of shit and there was no paper on or around the pile, just the blue liquid. It made me wonder how many people use the toilet and not bother wiping.

Having read some of the postings, I am convinced that there are some very weird people on this site or people who have some vivid imaginations. To which I will give them the benefit of the doubt.

As for me some almost 30 years ago I told a guy that he could stick his dick up my butt, he did so, I liked it and all these years later, a dick is still getting stuck up my butt. A can of Redi Whip is always in the fridge, figure out what we do with that and that is as strange as we get.

At a frat party everyone (guys and gals) was drinking quite a bit. One of our frat brothers took a girl to his room and they (supposedly - wasn't there) were going hot and heavy. But then he passed out. Woke up the next morning with a turd on his chest.

Not sure I really believe it - but it leaves quite a visual!!!

I knew a guy in a frat who told me that once at a party after a girl passed out in a guy’s room, they were hanging out not having sex, he and his buddies (drunk) decided to see how many M&M’s they could push up her asshole. He didn’t tell me how many but he said it was alot.