Bizarre sex - she/he wanted What?

I knew a guy in a frat who told me that once at a party after a girl passed out in a guy’s room, they were hanging out not having sex, he and his buddies (drunk) decided to see how many M&M’s they could push up her asshole. He didn’t tell me how many but he said it was alot.

I know I shouldn't laugh, but I almost choked on the tea I was drinking when I read this. Hilarious.

I think 'Animal House' and National Lampoon have a lot to answer for ... ha ha ha ha

@agracier Any activity that is non consenting ISN'T funny and what you describe is sexual assault. I don't care how long ago it was, laughing at such an activity on a woman who is 'passed out' just perpetuates unacceptable viewpoints.

@agracier Any activity that is non consenting ISN'T funny and what you describe is sexual assault. I don't care how long ago it was, laughing at such an activity on a woman who is 'passed out' just perpetuates unacceptable viewpoints.

Yes, you are so right. How dare I have a spontaneous laugh at someone who inebriated themselves to such a degree as to pass out. And I even noted that I shouldn't have laughed. And yet I admitted that I did.

I'm still blaming 'Animal House' though, because lots of kinds of activity involving the misfortunes or humiliations of others is funny, that is what humor is mainly predicated on ... ha ha ha

Agracier said

I know I shouldn't laugh, but I almost choked on the tea I was drinking when I read this. Hilarious.

I think 'Animal House' and National Lampoon have a lot to answer for ... ha ha ha ha

I thought that post was funny.

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enemasubgirl said

@agracier Any activity that is non consenting ISN'T funny and what you describe is sexual assault. I don't care how long ago it was, laughing at such an activity on a woman who is 'passed out' just perpetuates unacceptable viewpoints.

I thought that was VERY funny.

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Agracier said

Yes, you are so right. How dare I have a spontaneous laugh at someone who inebriated themselves to such a degree as to pass out. And I even noted that I shouldn't have laughed. And yet I admitted that I did.

I'm still blaming 'Animal House' though, because lots of kinds of activity involving the misfortunes or humiliations of others is funny, that is what humor is mainly predicated on ... ha ha ha

That post was positively hilarious!!!!!!

Hmmmmm...M&M's the chocolate candies that melt in your ass, NOT in your hands!

It certainly was sexual assault. Obviously another example of why sexual assault victims don't come forward more often. Shame, humiliation.

Plus this poor girl woke up with a tummy ache and to her great surprise and horror took a huge rainbow dump. What was she supposed to do?

@agracier Any activity that is non consenting ISN'T funny and what you describe is sexual assault. .

Sorry to contradict, but I did not describe anything. Just like you, I read the post. Read the post. Did - not - describe.

I knew a guy in a frat who told me that once at a party after a girl passed out in a guy’s room, they were hanging out not having sex, he and his buddies (drunk) decided to see how many M&M’s they could push up her asshole.

You know - they melt in mouth, not in your.....

Non-consent is non-consent, now (especially) or long in the past. While some of society has evolved, the earlier posts demonstrate that sophomoric humor - and folks who are OK with sexual assault are still among us. Your grandmother's rape-while-intoxicated was rape 100 years ago, even if she "deserved it for being drunk."

If that prank had been between partners (spouses, significant others, FWBs and willing hook-ups) it would have been OK and still funny. While the IDEA of what happened is funny, the actual events described are NOT funny, since the context was non-consent and sexual assault.

When you are drunk, you can make bad decisions. You make many decisions on you way to getting totally wasted BEFORE you are drunk. Sometimes there is a price to pay for being stupid.

It's all about PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.

When you drive a car drunk and you kill somebody, YOU ARE STILL RESPONSIBLE even though you are drunk. At your trial for DWI and vehicular homicide, the judge DOESN'T say, don't worry about it, it's OK, you were drunk when you killed that pedestrian.

My daughters were told in no uncertain terms NOT to come running to me if something bad happened because they made a stupid decision before they got drunk. They were specifically told NOT to ever come home and tell me they were date raped. If you aren't prepared to have sex, KEEP YOUR PANTS ON AND/OR LEAVE THE PREMISES. Lucky for them, they had the brains not to do things that were just plain stupid.

I knew a guy in a frat who told me that once at a party after a girl passed out in a guy’s room, they were hanging out not having sex, he and his buddies (drunk) decided to see how many M&M’s they could push up her asshole. He didn’t tell me how many but he said it was alot.

I was absolutely appalled by this. What a waste of good M&M's!!!!!

Well, right or wrong. its a great visual...perky little butt sticking up in the air with a couple of drunk frat boys trying to stick m&m's in her hole. They were probably drunk enough they couldn't get their peckers hard! lol

And yes, I know its wrong.

My gf was having her period and we were both horny. We knew it could be a bit messy so we went into our semi secluded back yard to play on the patio. She bent over the picnic table and I began to finger her hot wet pussy. Then I ran my tongue down her ass crack to her little rose bud and pushed inside. She moaned with pleasure as my tongue found her hot lips and I slipped inside. She was so wet with a taste I never had experienced before. Finally I laid her on her back and put my cock deep in her pussy. My cock and balls and her whole pussy were covered with her period. I couldn`t hold back and I exploded in her. I was not sure if she came so I replaced my softening cock with my mouth, licking and sucking her clit until she exploded. I continued using my tongue to capture and swallow our mixed juices and she came again. She then sucked and bit my juice covered cock until I came again, swallowing it all. We were now both spent and covered in blood so we hosed down both ourselves and the area and headed for a shower. It was so great we repeated the next day and will do it as often as we can.

I mentioned this back in 2015, but my most concentrated group of combined "bizarre" kinks was with my ex-wife. Very short list of what she did to me unannounced one night (which was very exciting) was: dressed me in tight black latex head to toe (catsuit, gloves, hood, rubber gas mask), extra-hightop thick rubber Converse sneakers over socks over the suit, then cuffed my wrists to ankles and a spreader bar for my ankles. Then put in a latex DBC and inflated it and gave me about a 2 quart enema. She made me lay like that with lots of edging, then covered me up with a thick comforter to make me sweat even more, then just left me there alone for 1/2 hour, retaining and sweating and struggling with her not talking to me or telling me what was coming. Finally she comes over with another full bag and I get another quart or two unannounced. Finally she unties and uncovers me and makes me struggle and crawl over to where she is on the bed and service her with fingers and tongue and PIV until she's orgasmed and satisfied while I'm still in rubber and retaining the double enema. Eventually after her post-orgasm nap she lets me have my own orgasm and get up to expel. This all wound up being about a 2-3 hour enema hold. When I got back to her in bed I told her I really wasn't expecting that but that I'd loved everything she did. She had very effectively combined every kink and fetish I ever had (rubber, bondage, sneakers, enemas and D/s) in one spectacular evening. I'll never forget that one.

Eric

Susie... I agree but some of the most MIND blowing sex has been drunk.. The best being waking up in Vegas.. bed sheets covered in blood.. and my back hurting.. She literally shredded my back! It was like a tiger attacked!

The first time I went down on my fiancé on her period was after a couple glasses of Mcallen. NEVER had I done that before... For my love.. I Love her .. and pleasing her.. Now I'm not afraid of Aunt Flow.

First time I woke up with a moist anus and soreness.. she fucked me with four fingers... NONE of it I regret.. the key is do it with someone you trust with your life! IMHO..

When you are drunk, you can make bad decisions. You make many decisions on you way to getting totally wasted BEFORE you are drunk. Sometimes there is a price to pay for being stupid.

It's all about PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.

I couldn't agree more! It'd be one thing to be drugged against your will, but when you incapacitate yourself, whether knowingly or accidentally, there may be consequences. Experience is sometimes the hard way to learn things. If I'm being honest, there's usually a correlation between my own poor decisions, and the experiences I regret. Drunken sex has definitely been regretted on occasion...I'm with SwitchableSuzy on this one!

Susie... I agree but some of the most MIND blowing sex has been drunk.. The best being waking up in Vegas.. bed sheets covered in blood.. and my back hurting.. She literally shredded my back! It was like a tiger attacked!

The first time I went down on my fiancé on her period was after a couple glasses of Mcallen. NEVER had I done that before... For my love.. I Love her .. and pleasing her.. Now I'm not afraid of Aunt Flow.

First time I woke up with a moist anus and soreness.. she fucked me with four fingers... NONE of it I regret.. the key is do it with someone you trust with your life! IMHO..

How do you know this if you were drunk. Maybe it was only so-so sex but being drunk made you THINK it was better than it was.

I hate to be a pain in the ass (not really 😁 ) but, the scotch is MACALLAN, not Mcallen and you might have known that if you weren't drunk at the time! Also, the person's name synonymous with being on the rag is AUNT FLO, as in Florence, not Aunt Flow as in menstrual flow. 😎 That is why it's Aunt FLO and not Aunt FLOW.

Many years ago... this still makes me laugh! It was late 70’s. I dated this guy a few months when he asked me if I could fart in his face! I was like What?! It was a turn on for him, but I was like there are people who can fart on demand? We broke up soon after. It seemed he loved the smell of farts! (this still makes me laugh)

Many years ago... this still makes me laugh! It was late 70’s. I dated this guy a few months when he asked me if I could fart in his face! I was like What?! It was a turn on for him, but I was like there are people who can fart on demand? We broke up soon after. It seemed he loved the smell of farts! (this still makes me laugh)

In high school we were three couples who got together to drink and play cards. A couple of times someone would have to fart and drop trow ( underpants on) and hand their date a lighter. Some light, some didn’t. At least two girls did it as well as did all of the guys!

@gwhap, I've got a couple of older male cousins who'd often attempt to do the same thing, during most every holiday family get together almost forty years ago. If either one felt the urge coming to pass gas, a cigarette lighter was rapidly produced, (many family members smoked) they'd light it pretty close to their clothed butt, and sometimes the strong outburst of natural gas would ignite into a big, beautiful, brief yellowish flame. It was very funny; and I wouldn't be surprised if someone caught this happen on camera. Mom probably has a photo or two buried in her long-time, huge picture collection. Even after the much older relatives shook their heads in disgust, they couldn't help but to laugh their asses off as well. Good times that made a family get together more fun and memorable. Apologies for the off topic response.

Not as bizarre as a lot on here: but. Or butt. I had a bit to drink plus cialis and got persuaded to have an electro colon tube (handmade by a perverse partner at the time) inserted. It made my whole abdomen go a bit crazy. incredible tingles, twitches and shocks.

@happy2bhere

You wrote "... electro colon tube... ". WHAT is that, please?

@Tillie : agreed lots of creative sexual play mentioned here.

You bring up whipped cream in a can ,and using it 30 years ago. Thanks for awaking my memory. I guess it was just a fad then .But we had lots of fun squirting in any available oriface . We thought we were inventing new sex play. Fun to be younger and uninformed.But we had fun and lots of it. Think I'll get a can for old time sake. Fill my lady up and her me ,then spread around for a good Ole time. Do you remember Mazzolla parties? Thanks Tillie

When you are drunk, you can make bad decisions. You make many decisions on you way to getting totally wasted BEFORE you are drunk. Sometimes there is a price to pay for being stupid.

It's all about PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.

A Stanford grad was convicted of sexual assault for fingering a drunk student. She had responsibility for getting so drunk and passing out. My view, she was just as responsible as he was. I wouldn’t do that, but she set the stage.

I don’t do drunk sex- it makes me a shitty performer.

The most bizarre requests I’ve gotten have had to do with rape/strangulation, and I only half heartedly complied.

A preoccupation with rape is a red flag that makes me keep a girl the hell out of my personal boundaries. On one level it’s an edgy sexual enjoyment, and on another level it’s a lurid ploy for attention, sympathy, and the utter ruin of the accused wrongdoer.

Kind of like pyromaniacs and arsonists who want to join the fire department so they can experience fires from every angle- the obsession is just that intense.

I briefly dated a girl my age right out of high school. She was very much into the rape/strangulation thing. She was so gorgeous and hot I couldn’t resist and I went along with it a few times. She gave me a “safe word” in case she wanted me to stop. The first two times it wasn’t too realistic, sort of a mild pretend rape and very light squeezing of her throat. But the third time she kept saying “be rougher, rip my panties off instead of roughly pulling them down”, etc., and as I pretended to choke her she kept telling me to squeeze harder. I did squeeze a little harder, but had to stop. The whole thing was too realistic for me. I was never comfortable doing that type of role playing to begin with, but her escalating it was something I didn’t want to do.

Turns out that sex any other way for her doesn’t do it for her. Since I wasn’t comfortable with it, we parted ways. Which was too bad, since we got along so well and had a lot in common otherwise.

Turns out that sex any other way for her doesn’t do it for her. Since I wasn’t comfortable with it, we parted ways. Which was too bad, since we got along so well and had a lot in common otherwise.

That's too bad.

I really love very rough sex because I trust my partner not to kill me.

That's too bad.

I really love very rough sex because I trust my partner not to kill me.

That’s what I’m afraid of, that I might squeeze her throat a little too hard and crush her trachea (I have very strong grip strength from years of powerlifting), or I might get too rough and cause some heavy bruising or lacerations, or some other injury. Plus I’m very uncomfortable even pretending to abuse a woman. I would like to participate in rough sex with a woman, but between my above average strength and the psychological aspect of even pretending to abuse a woman it just doesn’t work for me.

I did have a girl ask me in bed, "Are you going to rape me?"

I just told her, "I don't want to rape you. I want to seduce you!"

I think she was a little bit disappointed (not with the seduction, but not being raped).

She never brought it up again. If I see her again, I may try to oblige her fantasy, but if a woman doesn't seem to be enjoying herself, I really can't do it.

We have sex as we like it. It´s bizarre, if anything, only in the eyes of others.