Food insertions

I have used cucumbers. I pushed two all of the way in my ass and used a third one to fuck my ass while I jerked off. That was a really deep fuck. When I was done, the one cucumber came out easily, but the second one had been pushed into the descending colon. Since I could feel it by pressing on my stomach, I just pushed down on the top of it and slowly worked it down into my rectum. One good push, and it came out.

I have also used ears of corn, zucchini, squash, bananas, apples, tomatoes, potatoes, and pretty much any other vegetable that I could fit in there. The year before last, I grew a zucchini in my garden that was as thick as a baseball bat. It and I had a lot of fun until it started to go bad.

Not sure if it counts as a food, but I have taken a yogurt enema. After about twenty minutes of holding it, my stomach was so swollen from the gas from the cultures. I couldn't hold it any longer and expelled it; however, I had a lot of gas for the next twelve hours or so, but I will say that my colon felt really good.

Have someone tried ass stuffed with dried peaches and then filled with nice sweet bouquet of red wine - slowly waiting for peaches to soak up the wine while your anally contract your muscles - pulling your tits and just lie with body curling around enjoying the feeling?E

I can honestly say I haven't tried that, but would love to watch you! Who knows, I might let you do me, too! I hate to think about you "drinking" alone! ROFL!

I had a little play with a candy cane on Christmas. I'm a total perv I guess because I knew as soon as I bought the box that at least one would end up where it shouldn't, haha.

During the day after having taken several enemas, I like to stuff white seedless grapes up my ass. About 10 - 15 is the perfect number to fill myself. I try to push them out only 1 or 2 at a time to snack on. Generally, any of them beyond the first 8 or 9 coming out require me to insert a finger in order to open the passageway for each of the remaining grapes to exit. Once I feel it with my fingertip, I know it will come out and then I repeat for any more that are in there.

I tried bananas once and it just didn't work well.

I frequently enjoy lemonade enema, chocolate enema. But the yogurt enema was the most enjoyable, as it acts very slowly to build up the gas and pressure, after half and hour of holding it gives extreme urge to expel

I have used cucumbers,zucchini,yellow squash...my favorite is a piece of ginger root... I actually use it frequently it gives an incredible feeling when inserted into the rectum it only lasts maybe 15-20 min but it's intense .... at least that's my feeling.... being spanked while hold it in gives a distinct feeling also... Anyone else ever try or use ginger root ?

I'm tempted with the idea of deeply fill my bowel with smashed potatoes (of course, after a good couple of enemas) and retain it inside me as long as possible. I've done it with chopped bananas and oatmeal, and both work very well. How about trying it with ground potatoes? The very idea of imagining it makes me hot.

I've slid a banana up my ass, a cucumber and, of course, a zucchini. Favorite is probably the cucumber. Recently also tried an avocado for the stretch, but couldn't quite get to the widest part of it before I split the skin and the I had a green mess to deal with. Was a nice stretch, though.

Never in public, only in private. A peeled and boiled carrot feels great in the bottom, stiff and a little soft and warm. Never been fucked by a guy, this is probably the closest I will ever get.

I have done bananas and cucumbers vaginally but with condoms on them. Since I am becoming more anally erotic, I may be trying a banana or cucumber sometime in the near future. I have especially liked having a cucumber inside of me that has been in the sun in the garden. I like the feel of the warmth and with the condom, it feels very slick and filling.

One thing though, is if I want to do a banana anally, would they tend to crush or not? I am all but certain a cucumber will keep its shape, but I am thinking that a banana will get crushed or squished. That probably doesn't matter because I want to try. I have also done carrots, too.

I've used a carrot, a banana and a icelolly for that (in my pussy)

Like many I have experimented with many things being inserted.

I have done most organic products; including cherry tomatoes, grapes, and of course bananas too.

I an intrigued by the thought of inserting soft food stuffs anally; I just need to fabricate something to aid insetion (a plunger system) to enable jello (jelly to us in UK), oat porridge, mashed potato and other similar products. Any suggestions for this contraption would be great.

Cucumbers are the best for dildo use, I try to find one with nice bumps, but no roughness anywhere (pretty common) because I use Vaseline a condom usually doesn't last. I've tried carving them for a custom shape, but, that burns like hell! So, keep the skin intact unless that's your thing. I don't want any burning, it's all about pleasure with me.

I discovered I could cum hands free while fucking myself with a large cucumber, that was a very good day!

I usually play a couple hours, then back in the fridge it goes, that way it's good for almost a week.

I just tried a cucumber for the first time and I peeled it. It was the closest replica of a tongue I could ever imagine! Never thought it would feel that amazing without the assistance of another real tongue!

One thing though, is if I want to do a banana anally, would they tend to crush or not? I am all but certain a cucumber will keep its shape, but I am thinking that a banana will get crushed or squished.

@MS Lila I have inserted unpeeled bananas anally which were not yet ripe. Thus, they were more hard than soft, and didn't crush or squish in my experience. They were softer than when I started, but still intact. Use lots of lube, and go slow. I started with the end away from the stem, and picked ones where the flat end which went in first was as smooth as possible.

TWO THINGS you can do to make bananas go in more easily without crushing them:

1--Use a dildo or other tool to dilate and relax your anus so the banana goes in more easy

2--Put the banana in the freezer for a little while to harden the outside of the banana--don't freeze the whole thing.

If you use an unripe hard banana and expel it into the toilet, do not flush it down. You might get it stuck in the toilet. A ripe/soft banana will easily go down the toilet when you expel it.

Been there, done that.

I realized I failed to mention that I didn't insert the bananas all the way in! The most I did insert was just to the point where the banana ended, and the stem started. If you want to put them all the way in and expel them, then Susie gives good advice as far as making sure they're ripe if you intend to flush them. You'd probably want to cut off the stem too, if not actually peal them in that case.

I used to use a cucumber or large carrot, fat end in first. Zucchini squash works well too. That's about it for me. Once I bought a couple of butt plugs and a dildo I stopped breaking into the veggie drawer.

My new dirty idea is to do an very deep food insertion (what I call "food enema" or "solid enema") using boiled rice or boiled noodles (just like with bananas!). Rice and pasta are more solid than bananas, so the feeling of fullness could be greater. I can not stand the urge to do it, but first I would like to know if it is safe (mainly my fear is that it will turn into a solid ball and then got stuck and not being able to expel it out). What's your opinion?

Sam, cooked rice and pasta would be softened by a good enema. Just to be sure, you can try it in increments... Play safe!

Afternine, tomorrow I'll try it and I'll tell you how it feels!

I just finished my noodle insertion session. I still have some inside, but they are the minority. I inserted a dish and a half of noodles inside of me. As they are denser than bananas, I only waited a few minutes with them inside (due to fear that later they would not come out); then expelled everything I could. I think I threw out 85% and the other 15% stayed inside me (I could touch them with my fingers, but I could not pull them out). I did not worry about it. After a couple of hours, I naturally expelled part of what I had inside. I still have a few inside, but they'll be out.

The sensation of fullness is not as intense as with the bananas. Nor did they rub so much the digestive tract on entering, therefore even though I knew they were coming into me (and psychologically it made me horny), physically I hardly felt them (unlike bannas, which in my opinion produce much physical pleasure). Also, since noodles are thicker than bananas and do not turn into liquid, for safety I prefer bananas (since I know bananas come out, no matter how much I insert, how deep I push them in or how long they are there).

What I really liked about noodles is the expulsion phase. When you throw them out, it feels much better and much more intense than bananas. In fact, to those who like to simulate the expulsion of real poop, noodles will like them a lot, since it is practically the same; there's no difference.

In short, it was a good experience. I do not know if I will repeat it, but I enjoyed it and right now i'm very happy.

Well done, Sam!!! Thanx for the briefing!

Does anyone ever ad oatmeal to the diaper to make the load larger?

Does anyone ever ad oatmeal to the diaper to make the load larger?

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I have used small oriental eggplants, cucumbers, zucchini, and apples among other things. Bananas are not that great because of softness and rough ends. I enjoy the struggle and stretching of pushing the object in. But, to me, the ultimate sensation occurs when my anus, or vaginal, muscles finally close as the object disappears inside. And then is the thrill of realizing that now that the object is inside, how long shall I keep it, and how difficult it will be to push it back out. When pushing it in, one can always stop if too difficult, but once in, there is no choice but to push it out, no matter how difficult. And often it is more difficult to get it out than to push it in.

I have never inserted any types of food anally, however, I can certainly identify with the sensation felt when the anal muscles close after fully inserting an object. It is an incredible feeling. Thanks for sharing.

I just looked this discussion over and quickly went downstairs to grab a stick of butter and a sweet potato. I carved the potato into a butt plug. I then stuffed the butter into my ass. After five attempts that butt plug went in. I did what I had to for about a hour before quickly slipping into a diaper and pulling that plug out. The mess in that diaper was amazing! I would love to see videos of stuff like this but I cant seem to find any... 😢

I'm so happy to find this thread. I am ansl I only and st the moment only fucking vegetables. Cucumber and corn, the other day I tried an avocado. Only today I forgot my big cucumber and corn and have been punished all day. I always have cucumber and lube in my handbag.