Food insertions

Has anyone mentioned peppers? I tend to buy some peppers, take out the green stalk, lube them up and then insert them. They're quite an interesting sensation, perfectly smooth but still they have three lumps and crevasses in between. And when you push it in and your ass swallows it up... god that feels so good.

We've all tried cucumbers and stuff, but I prefer spherical objects like apples, plums and peppers 😉. Also I've been stretching for a while to try and insert a large aubergine.

Cucumbers, and bananas most recently. Little green apples (as many as would fit) when I was a kid. Maybe some other things that don't come to mind right now.

I’ve always been fond of carrots. Especially the big fat kind of carrot that are sold to restaurants. But those are hard to find in the typical grocery. Once I was walking in midtown and came across a pile of bags of huge carrots, dozens of bags, evidently a shipment left on the sidewalk for some nearby restaurant. I *so* wanted to grab one, but didn’t dare. The best way to treat carrots is take some steel wool and polish them. So smooth. Usually peel them first. You have to be a bit careful though, make sure there’s no little strands of wool that wind up embedded in the surface.

A green peeled banana is my favourite toy. After I fuck my ass I split the banana into halves and insert the completely. To finish the game I take 2 glycerin suppositories and wait for 30m. before pooping everything

Frozen grapes, the moon grapes (think 2 inch long egg plants) work best for me. Insert the large end first, otherwise they pop out. I can only take about 6, the cold gets to be too much for me.

How about a pepperoni stick?

I have a couple peperoni sticks in the fridge but I'm leary of sticking a black pepper laden rod in my ass. I just don't think I'd enjoy it.

I've done bananas, marshmallows, and ginger root many times. Probably a couple other things too. But I'll pass on the Pepperoni sticks.

I have used both bananas and cucumbers. Cucumbers are great if you get them warm and softened a little in the microwave.

I've done quite a few, because sometimes when you start it just gets really, really fun. Bananas of course, and plantains for more girth. Carrot, cucumber, grapes (the large globe ones), limes, and my favorite wound up being the yellow squash. I worked my way through a package going up in size, until I couldn't stop myself from nearly passing out with an orgasm.

@kfd

I did what I think was yellow squash a few weeks ago. Tapered on the top nice, expansion on the bottom, for me it was good for stretching and always fun to try something new.

Bananas, but not for ages.

Have considered puddings, boiled eggs, and oatmeal. Haven't figured out how to do the oatmeal, though.

Things I've found interesting in this thread are spicy products - ginger, pepperoni, etc. Skinny pepperoni or fat ones?

No booze at that end, though. 😮)

If it was long or round and would fit, I was game. Diameter wise the largest item was a lemon (maybe 2.5 inches). Favorites were cucumbers, bananas, carrots, hot dogs, kielbasa, grapes (frozen), cherries (for fun, some people wanted to see my cherry busted), prickly pears (just kidding, wanted to see if you were paying attention lol), ginger and so on and so on. For enemas, I can’t even remember all the different food items. Milk of course, soy milk, olive oil (don’t do a full bag, worst enema experience of my life), various booze (beer, champagne, wine, whiskey, rum, gin, tequila, vodka. Diluted hard liquor), lemon juice, lime juice, orange juice, grape juice, cranberry juice, grapefruit juice, chicken stock just to name a few.

My all time favorite food insertion is Chinese eggplant. Here's a link for those of you not familiar with it:

https://www.google.com/search?q=chinese+eggplant&client=firefox-b-1-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiryYjy--vgAhUHJt8KHdWvAXQQ_AUIDigB&biw=1536&bih=728#imgrc=l7weOBIK0tlIVM:

It is soft and pliable and the perfect size.

I've done lot's of other veggies including the usual suspects.....carrots, cucumbers, zucchini and yellow squash. All of these are what I refer to as vegetable dildos.

If you can find yellow "crookneck" squash that is rather bulbous on the end it is more like a butt plug than a dildo. Those can be a really fun "natural" butt plug.

Of course, I've tried ginger, and I have to admit I'm not a huge fan. I'd much rather use it on someone else during a play session!!!!!! 😉

Any ideas for foods that are solid going in, but mush/liquid coming out? Are bananas like that?

Avacado seeds. The large ones.

My wife used to soak dried fruit (dates, prunes, figs) for a pudding recipe and I thought of putting some (maybe 3 figs and 3 plums) up my hole right after a cleansing enema and leaving them for many hours or maybe a day until next BM. Will they become soft absorbing my colon's mucus / secretions? Has anyone tried it? If so, what dried fruit can you suggest? How long did you keep them inside? My concern is their skin may get too soft and disintegrate to a mush before they come out. I would prefer they come out whole but plump and soft.

When I was younger in my teens and twenties and had no access to “store bought” items I loved sticking cucumbers and carrots up my bum. Ice cubes too, if that counts. Never any other foods as I was petrified that something would get stuck up there and I’d have to go to hospital to remove it. We need a thread on household items too! Anything phallic around the house was used. But, I haven’t done that in years thanks to my trusty dildos. ?

I love a large eggplant. Its a nice stretch. Miltiple cucumbers. Grapes. Hard boiled eggs.

Neighbor has a nice patch of asparagus, and she always shares with me. First batch of the season came in just the other day, and one of the varieties she grows is called “purple giant”. It has some alien phallic properties, in my view. Beautiful coloration, almost an inch in diameter and nearly a foot long. The smoothly bumpy surface feels great, especially after full inserted, then slowly withdrawn. Wheeeeee!

Neighbor has a nice patch of asparagus, and she always shares with me.

Does she know what you are doing with her asparagus? 😃

05/16/20 I’m about to head to the grocery store and will do so sporting an orange in my bum.

I recently played with butternut squash, and it became my favorite food to insert. It's large, and the knob on the end provides a good place to hold it.

Also, the feeling of stuffing myself with several slightly ripened bananas is amazing.

I like cucumbers and zucchini, can pick whatever size I'm in the mood for. Peeled bananas are fun too!

Mmm getting hungry, in more than one way. 😃

Question, as I haven't had a orange yet, apple, banana, egg and other stuff yes, but anyway...

Inserting and expelling an orange, isn't that sharp because of the rough texture of the orange peel? The only thing close to compare for me is one of those squeeze balls with a rough plastic texture, that's kind of sensitive, to me through.

I'm not worried about size.

Mmm getting hungry, in more than one way. 😃

Question, as I haven't had a orange yet, apple, banana, egg and other stuff yes, but anyway...

Inserting and expelling an orange, isn't that sharp because of the rough texture of the orange peel? The only thing close to compare for me is one of those squeeze balls with a rough plastic texture, that's kind of sensitive, to me through.

I'm not worried about size.

A little lube does the trick for me, @Ms_Erin . YMMV

I've clearly led a very sheltered life. The only edible item that has gone in that way was hazel nuts. Quite a few, of course, and sounds like machine gun fire on the way back out!

What’s the difference between being hungry or horny?

Depends where you put the cucumber!

The garden is really coming into itself this week and it is really starting to get me wound up. All the different cucumbers, zucchini and squash shapes and sizes growing. May have to harvest a few here soon. 😜

@Dax I agree wholeheartedly! I've already tried this year's cucumber and zucchini and it was glorious! Can't wait for an eggplant, my favourite, to grow up a bit more!