I have tried marshmallows.... just can't get them in. Circus peanuts work better.@vato That is an excellent use of circus peanuts.
I was reading this page for a while masturbating thinking about inserting cherry tomatoes into my anus, i snuck into my kitchen got a cup full around twenty or so i rinsed them and since they had been in the fridge i covered them in warm water. i went back to my room with a towel on my chair put on some anal porn and got to work, the first fifteen went in fine but my anus wasnt wanting to take anymore, i kept pushing though and popped a few but got the rest in. i sat with around twenty cherry tomatos in my ass for about fifteen minutes until i got the feeling that i had to go to the bathroom. going in was amazing but feeling them go out one by one was wayyyy better, i had so much fun and i will definetly try again. so far aside from this time i have inserted bannanas carrots and a flashlight with a glove on it, i really want to try cucumbers when i can, would love any other reccomendations for foods, i really want some sort of DIY butt plug too just leave in me for long periods of time if you guys have any suggestions.
Years agp, I took a head of garlic and peeled several cloves and trimmed the ends so they weren’t sharp and inserted them into my butt hole. I actually forgot about them and went to sleep, the next morning when I got up I had the taste of garlic in my mouth,
I have used Cucumbers, carrots and parsnips before now. All feel great!However, i really advise proper sex toys now a days 😄
My top 2 are banana and marshmallowI really have a hard time trying to imagine getting these two things inside of me. Too soft and mushy ... ha ha
I've done carrots (too rigid/hard), cucumbers, yellow squash, grapes, bananas, apples, potatoes & a Roma tomato. My favorite was the Roma tomato. I had taken it out of the refrigerator, so it was nice & cool. I thought I was going to squish it while inserting it , but didn't. Then I was pretty sure I was going to squish it when I started pushing it out. Surprisingly, it didn't even split open a little bit. I'll definitely be doing that again!
I’ve done marshmallows (fun to work them in), cucumber, husked ear of corn, hard boiled eggs (peeled), … I think those were my favs.
In my thoughts all wasted money !! - there are other special toys, to get what you wan't !!Agree. There are better ways to “toss a salad”! 😀😀😀
Popsicle on a stick pushed in so the entire popsicle is in the rectum and the tiny "handle" is still protruding. Eventually, the popsicle melts and you pull out the stick.
The other day while out I got the urge to insert a hotdog sausage so I pulled over went into a supermarket bought a jar of hotdogs, went in to the toilet and pushed three hotdog into my ass, I did use some lube that i had with me and left them in for the one and a half hour journey back to work, it was a little strange to start as they were cold but as they warmed up the full feeling just took over and felt so mmmmmmmmme I'll defo do it again ;-)
I had a girlfriend tell me that her boyfriend actually ate oysters out of her vagina. Needless to say, I said that I hoped he didn't put Tabaco on them.
I had a girlfriend tell me that her boyfriend actually ate oysters out of her vagina. Needless to say, I said that I hoped he didn't put Tabaco on them.Eating Oysters from a clamshell?Sorry, couldn’t resist! 😀
I had a girlfriend tell me that her boyfriend actually ate oysters out of her vagina. Needless to say, I said that I hoped he didn't put Tabaco on them.Ddell ! - maybe you mean " Tabasco " ??
I had a girlfriend tell me that her boyfriend actually ate oysters out of her vagina. Needless to say, I said that I hoped he didn't put Tabaco on them.Tabasco on an oyster??? What is that for an abomination? Lemon/lime and some pepper is the civilized way. Even some wasabi tastes nice.Though none of these would go along well with ingestion from a vagina, in spite of the supposed allegorical similarity in taste.