Food insertions

Banana, carrot and a chilli pepper but I've inserted them only vaginal

No-one's mentioned celery.

Something reminded me of the now-banned football chant

(various beginnings, one being "Fillery" - the name of a 1980s Chelsea FC player. And then😃

If she don't cum/I'll tickle her bum/With a stick of celery

Which in turn reminded me of how, in the distant past, a clique/secret-society of elite football supporters - not for Chelsea but some other team further to the south - would "initiate" a new member by burgling the grounds, pulling the guy's pants down and stuffing celery stalks up his shit-hole.

Of course if you're thinking "vegetables = dildos", then you will be asking - What would be the point? If it's meant to be an implicitly-homophobic abasement ritual, then...celery = what "effect" does something as thin and fragile as that have, versus a cucumber?

Typical me, the only thing I can think of is that it might have a laxative effect. A variant version of The Celery Chant - the sort you might try to pass off as child-friendly (in the pre-PC/pre-modern-puritanism era) went like this:

Ask old Brown to tea/And all his family/If he won't come/Then you tickle his bum/With a stick of celery

Like all things in folklore, that has to have two or more meanings....

Nature is bountiful in respect of things that you can pleasurably stick into your arse (or, I suppose, your cunt if you have one). If I wasn't an atheist I'd suggest it was the result of a god with a filthy sense of humour ;-)

I have used carrots, courgettes, sweet-corn and, of course, cucumbers. My preference is for the bristly type of cukes; if you give them a careful rub with a cloth to remove the sharp prickles they are left with a delightfully bumpy surface.

I've tried once some corn....it was nice!!!!!

I have tried a lot of stuff. One I find really challenging is sausages. They make you feel full, but the sensations are different from bananas, a lot of pressure just from the beginning. My limit are 5 and I have to be close to the restroom. I once tried to lube two of them with soap and the fullness and urge to expell were amazing; I tried to hold them in but soon I was seated on the can.

Zuchinni is definitely my favorite! You can find just the right size and length and feels awesome! As someone mentioned always clean it first with soap and

water to remove any harmful materials!

I tried a banana, it was better than i thought 😉

I do like a good sized eggplant. Among other things.

Eggplants are one of my favorites, too because of the smooth skin and interesting shapes. Other produce I'm really looking forward are cucumbers and zucchinis. I can hardly wait for my garden!

I was in the food store a couple of days ago.

I saw a two pound Oscar Mayer bologna.

Three inches in diameter, almost a foot long, nicely rounded on both ends, smooth and could be warm right out of the microwave.

But not for me. My ass won't stretch that far! 😁 😁 😁

A little update to my post;

https://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=819625

, And I followed the suggestions from

https://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=820767

I did what was suggested with the exception of using a dildo to relax myself because I am a lot more 'experienced' than when I posted on this thread before. 😉 Oh, yes, I'm that accomplished now. 😉

A cold, mostly frozen ripe banana was so worth it. 🌹

Yeah, interesting! Sometimes I use also cucumbers in the butt. Love it.They can go deep in the ass

Not big into vegetables or fruits but occasionally I like to insert peeled bananas, especially the long and unripe ones as I can push them in quite deep. Sometime I smear a bit of body lotion on them to ease the insertion but mostly because the lotion increases the urgency to expell them and the sensation can be pleasantly draining, if you know what I mean...

I have also tried avocados beacause I like their shape and texture.

Food wise. I have used 7 bananas (peeled of course) at once in my ass. I have used Twix bars as well also. Bananas were fun. You get your self completely full and cramps would start and you just poop them out. Had a good time

I'm really getting into carrots at the moment. I cook them so they soften a little. I love how they feel because of the slighty rough and bumpy texture. I spend way too long in the supermarket looking through all the different shapes and sizes ?

I've never done cooked foods, but I have tried many uncooked. Carrots, bananas, cucumber, zucchini, popsicle, sucker, other candies, etc.

I'm guilty of playing with produce, too. Heck, I love to play with my own home grown aubergines, cucumbers and zucchinis. However, here are two reminders that those are not safe toys:

https://vt.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p63noh51Es1tfjdug_480.mp4?id=0

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_p63m14Fqfl1vkrm28_480.mp4?id=0

Play safe and prosper!

Carrots, ginger and one frozen banana.

Keep meaning to try corn. Seems like such an interesting texture.

Maybe a kielbasa some day, as well.

Someone here mentioned corn on the cob. Funny, I'd never thought of it before. It sounds like something else. I'll have to try it this summer.

I just found this site and I have to admit I'm relieved and intrigued at the same time. Relieved that I'm not the only person that enjoys this and intrigued by all the kinky ideas.

One item that I haven't seen mentioned is frozen or refrigerated cookie dough. If its frozen you can simply unwrap it and insert it. If its only chilled you can carefully cut off one end of the package and insert it far enough so that the contents can be squeezed inside you. Very thrilling either way, and a challenge to hold inside. I like to see how soft I can get it before squeezing it out as slow as possible while laying on something to protect the floor while having a mirror propped up close by so I can see all the action.

Nice to be here - just wanted to share and not be a lurker.

Don

I have tried a big cucumber, but was afraid of it breaking in my tight asshole, so fear mixed with pleasure..

I would love to stuff pealed bananas up my gf's ass and then mush it all up with my cock, but I dont think she would ever allow it..

Recently i have also put an raw egg into a plastic cylinder, held it to my gaping asshole, and felt the amazing cold gooey liquid slip into my rectum. The trick then is to fuck myself gently with my dildo, just a couple of in/outs and then try to let out the unbroken yolk and whites into another jar.

I watch, with my head on the floor and my ass in the air, as the egg slides in and out of my asshole, on my phone, receiving live video from the GoPro i set up behind me .. this is amazing..

(remember Eggs in Denmark have been salmonella free for +10 years)

I tried a new food in my ass this morning - a hard boiled egg. After a while, I removed it, rinsed it, and ate it. I see another hard boiled egg going up my ass very soon. They slide in so easy. I wonder if 2 or 3 in my ass at the same time will give me a different sensation. I think I'll find out.

I tried this with a ripe tomato once and really enjoyed the sensation created when it burst open spraying juice and seeds onto my legs whilst I worked the remaining flesh into my butt hole with a combination of clenching and massaging my buttocks, all of which resulted in the best orgasm I've ever had.

As a kid on the farm used to insert corn cobs in my ass - felt good but did not insert very far without any lubrication. Probably not safe today with all the chemicals being used

I tried inserting a hot dog in a condom this morning. I had such high expectations but it was a miserable failure that turned into a condom full of mush without any penetration. Perhaps I should have gotten the more expensive franks with thicker "skin" for easier insertion. Another thought was to freeze it but I am not such fan of a cold anus. Live and learn from others here on Zity.

I tried inserting a hot dog in a condom this morning. I had such high expectations but it was a miserable failure that turned into a condom full of mush without any penetration. Perhaps I should have gotten the more expensive franks with thicker "skin" for easier insertion. Another thought was to freeze it but I am not such fan of a cold anus. Live and learn from others here on Zity.

I’m pretty sure that you’ll reach success if you replace the hot dog with a similar sized (or bigger!) cucumber. ?

Can confirm - verified by first hand experience 😉

I love using foods that come in a variety of girths. As mentioned, cucumbers are amazing for this. You can find some with a perfect taper into a large diameter. I’ve also enjoyed zucchini and occasionally an eggplant (though they have a tendency to be too large for me).

I really want to try getting an apple in, but so far they have been generally too large as well.

I put a smallish cuccumber up sub's ass the other evening. It was rather comfortable in there as it took 16 hours to come out. I was beginning to think he was going to need help to get it out. *hear the sound of a rubber glove snapping as it gets put on.