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When I first heard of food insertions I was game...just wished I knew of this forum at that time, I may have realized they weren't talking about inserting it into my mouth and eating it all. I might not have gained so much weight ;-)
I've tried one of those long smooth skinned cucumbers up my bottom before. I get off on that! Brings me to orgasm pretty quick! I love having it deep!
My first vegetable in the anus was a small carrot, she escaped the fingers and she returned fully, happily I managed to "lay" immediately to the toilet ...Eventually I bought the biggest to avoid this problem, but also for more sensations ...Then I switched to zucchini, its end very swollen and round reminded me of the glans penis of a ...I tried the cucumber but I found it very large and expanding ...Banana is sensitive but fragile, the more it softens too much into the rectum ...
Not big fan of vegetables, but I like sticking grapes or cherry tomatoes up my bum. Of course I make enema before that and I stick them before expelling. Never tried to put them without the enema as I don't know if I can take them out later on...
I am not sure about cherry tomatoes since I have never had a sub use them but grapes usually come out with no problem.
Love to insert bananas both in me and in my hubby.I first lube and trim the unpeled banana so its smooth and then use it as a dildo to open up the anus.when its open then peel the banana and break it in half and insert the banana inside pointy ends first.It feels so filling and nice.After a while it starts to break down and the need to go to the toilet starts to grow.When it really does you had better be close to one as there isn't going to be time to waste finding one.Love the feelings.I
I love bananas, cucumbers and summer squash. I grow a garden and always plant a LOT extra. I went to get a cucumber from the fridge and didnt have any so right now I am sitting with an entire ear of corn in my ass!
...... do you insert the whole cucumber all the way in ?It's been said before that if you did that, you'd need a trip to hospital to have the cucumber removed piece by piece.
I choose big, fat cucumbers and my goal is to get it all the way in and clench my butthole shut to hold it in. I have never gotten anything "stuck" in there but I guess its possible. Sometimes I will use a second cucumber and push it in beside the one already in there. This does bury it deep but it always just slides right out with a little push. I am probably a bit different because I have been stretching for 40 years and can take a decent sized fist so I wouldnt recommend anyone trying to shove something in them as far as possible...
I met this guy once and he really liked mixing food and sex. After he played with my ass, he peeled a banana and slid it in, it felt great! He pushed it deep with his finger while I stretched my hole open to allow him go deeper. Then he peeled another one and pushed it in. First half was easy, the rest took us some time and coordination pushing and stretching but it got in at the end. Speaking of fullness...I felt the urge but resisted as much as I could and he while doing that he shoved his dick in my slippery ass...I almost lost it... the feeling was incredible. When he started pumping, I felt his cock mashing up the bananas and my ass was in a constant state of push but he had total control of what was coming out with his cock blocking the way. After he came, he fed me his banana covered cock and the rest of the fruit started dripping out, he collected it in a bowl and gave me to eat. Loved it !!!
Hi all,I have an huge kink with food play! I like to insert grapes and cherries and see how much i can stuff In (max is 10). Have also done it with plums (3). Also play with carrots and bananas.My last play, and must say most excyting was with eggs (boiled)... A bit dificult at the begining but it feels awsome once it gets in!!!!Greetings to all and "eat" wellTnT
I have experimented before with with inserting food up my ass. And my interest has just been reawakened. .I have just been shopping I couldn't help myself. Large container of cherry tomatoes, 2 courgettes 1 x 14 inch cucumber, container of red grapes, 1x large packet of gnocchi, some carrot cake, 2 tins of rice pudding and 2 tins of semolina.I couldn't wait to get home after nearly getting an erection watching the lady scan it all and knowing I was gonna buy it all to shove up my sweet ass. Once home I cleaned myself out with a douche, then washed the cherry tomatoes, whilst washing them I had a large plug inserted inside me to open me up a bit .them upside down I went after removing my plug in went the tomatoes,14, I kept them in for half an hour before I fired them out into a bowl.Next time I'm going for 20. Then I opened a tin of semolina and poured the whole tin inside me using a plastic bag, this I also kept inside for half an hour whilst reading more stories about food insertions. Thinking how much I was going to enjoy eating it all once I'd squirted it all out which is exactly what happened next, it tasted even more delicious knowing that it had all been deep inside my ass .More adventures to follow
My weirdest insertion fun involves a loaf of frozen bread dough. As it thaws, the bread yeast wakes up and makes the loaf start to rise, slowly-but-steadily expanding in size.At first it becomes more comfortable since you no longer have a huge cold rock-hard cylinder in your ass, but it becomes a mind-blowing experience as it fills you up, bigger & deeper. The carbon dioxide gas produced by the yeast gives an intense pleasant feeling of having a carbonated ass- tingly & bubbly.I love battling to retain it as long as possible, until I lose control in a massive explosion of dough. Then follows a few hours of giant involuntary gas leaks, all with the pleasant smell of a bakery, lol.Not for everyone, not something I do often, but definitely recommended for anyone who knows what I'm taking about when I say "the banana challenge" or "the marshmallow technique".
When my wife was alive, one of her favorite pastimes was to shove marshmallows up my backside. She always started off by pegging me with an extremely large and long dildo to get my ass good and stretched. Then she would give me a 1 qt enema that I had to hold, followed by the marshmallows. She would dip each one in warm water and insert it. I never did know how many she used, but I know it was more than a full bag, and the feeling was intense. I usually had to waddle to the toilet to expel them. The enema helped to ensure I got rid of all of them. good sport.
I enjoy short but fat cucumbers, short ( 6 inches ) so they go all the way in, and fat to the point of pain ( 2 1/4 ) inch in diameter, I love the way it feels, this is the only pain I can tolerate, when I masturbate it rubs my prostate and it blows my mind.
The food that I had most fun with was without a doubt a series of eggplants; because of their elongated shape, smooth skin, just the right firmness and various diameters. When I'm shopping I'm always looking for a couple of suitable ones. The ones I grow in my garden are too, well, egg like (wonder why they call it eggplant?), too wide without enough length... Then there's always zucchini - they make for a wonderful toy and of course cucumbers - chilled and peeled are a ton of fun! I tried to carve a buttplug out of them and while it wasn't the most comfortable, it surely was felt. Carrots are too rough for me, even peeled, a few strokes and there's blood, so no carrots in my butt.I never tried bananas (too soft, unpeeled can not be washed good enough) and apples (worry I could not push them out). Grapes and such are too small for meHappy playing!!!
I don't use veggies much but as other people have said, cucumbers are a great go-to for insertions =)
My wife tried a carrot in a condom (at the time she did not have a dildo yet). Would never do such things without a condom...I think cucumbers have a somewhat irritating skin, don't they?
Oh yes, cucumbers, Japanese eggplant, zucchini. But always with a cobdom. But not in public. This yes, old bf would put a butt plug inside me and take me out to dinner or movies.Those were the days.
Grapes felt strange coming out of my rear. I've stretched my ass taking an entire butter bar. A delightful sensation of oil and fullness.
Reading some of these ideas are really interesting. Bananas, tomatoes, boiled eggs (I have a couple in the fridge now. If only my roommates weren't home), marshmallows, Snickers, ears of corn!Personally I've used both zucchini and cucumber. And just the other day, I decided to try inserting a Cutie - those California mandarin oranges. That was interesting! Only got two in at a time, though. Felt pretty full, and had a nice pressure on my prostate. Decided to push them out and pop in a pool ball, which was easier than I thought! Definitely interested to see what more I can have fun with! Maybe marshmallows!