Food insertions

Nothing like a Banana in one's rectum.

It's a great feeling and as time goes on eventually you had better be close to a toilet as when it decides it wants to come out there's no stopping things.

I like egg plants also. Get one the right size and it stays stuffed for a while. Feels sooo good!

I noted this in another forum post ...try corn on the cob, will need a little trimming on the end but the bumps feel wonderful. fitted with a condom they ae good for many days.

Always wanted to go into public with a toy in me. Maybe one day I'll be brave enough to do so!

Smaller oranges, apples, corn on the cob, eggplants, avocados, etc. I've tried all of these vaginally and they are incredible!

I think semolina and polenta are the same. Can easily adjust consistency with the amount of water added. I used a mortar grouting gum to inject. As I was solo the biggest difficulty was keeping the nozzle in my arsehole

radian

I have used veggies many times. I love large cucumbers. When I want a good stretch I use butternut squash. The squash can be really intense.

Cucumbers are the best

When I was 14, I screwed a cantalope. I felt so guilty about defiling good fruit, that I cut it in half, washed it and then cut it inslices and served it. Nobody knew

How the hell did you screw a cantalope/cantaloupe??? The skin would be so tough to get through in the first place!

I think he meant Elizabeth that he cut a hole in it for the insertion of a certain part of his anatomy, 'screwed' it and presumably left a deposit - and then served the fruit - admittedly washing it first - Nice!

But he was then only 14!

There would be far too many seeds in that melon to start with never mind leaving a deposit. The things you chaps get up to, its quite astounding. Have penis will fuck!

Aubergines i like these days,i can fit two average ones up my ass after a good enema,takes a while for the first one to be expeled after going around the bend

Instructions! http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/melon.html

Seems a melon makes a wonderful sex toy - but considering the cost of fruit, only a special treat.

I'll never look at my vegetable crisper drawer quite the same ever again.

Does anyone remember the ER episode with (I think the actresses name was Kelly Martin) where they have an xray of the guy with a large carrot lodged in his rectum and she asks "How did he manage to swallow a carrot whole?" and all the ER nurses who (Of course) are standing around staring at the xray just turn as one and give her 'the look'.

I've always had a bit of a diaper fetish, particularly with "holding on" in the face of urgency. Also being a cyclist, I put my bib shorts to good use, sometimes riding plugged for a hot time - the key is to have it all internal so as not to show through the spandex or bang into the seat and cause pinching irritation. Rectal balloons (try for silicone) are great, as is the Mr. S WMCBP - get the XXXL one! It's small base won't really show between any cyclist's buns, and with a decently lubed chamois it doesn't chafe either, even if you hike those shorts up snug (which you should for this purpose).

Recently though I ran into a difficulty I thought I'd better share...psyllium allergy! I'd used this orally as a supplement before, and a few low volume fills up my ass, but upon making a real retention/semisolid enema of it and riding for a bit, I had a sudden hot and itchy sensation all over my arms and legs. Upon flushing it out with water, it stopped as soon as it started. No respiratory symptoms, thank goodness.

So, I guess the "bottom line" is, use foods with caution! Even things you may not be allergic to orally may be an allergen down there, or cause systemic reaction. My experience suggests that the risk goes up with duration and volume...

Let's get some more hypoallergenic suggestions for stuffing, particularly those suitable to bear down on and squeeze (self retaining) during vigorous physical activity!

When I was younger I tried the carrots, but didn't like them as they left me bruised. That put me off play for some years, however, when I discovered zucchinis, there was nothing to stop me since then. Eggplants, pepperonis, pickles, whenever I go to the market I look for veggies, that can be used "alternatively". I wonder if anyone noticed me meticulously checking the girth of veggies...

I have enjoyed a cucumbers and bananas as toys. It's fun to use something different once in a while.

The name of this topic, "Do veggies fit in this forum?" I know that veggies do fit very well into various body cavities 😃 Enjoy healthy eating and inserting.

😮 Healthy eating and inserting? Not of the same veggies I hope Petal?

Do you agree with me ? a warmed veggie in a vagina is without danger, but a veggie coming from the rectum or the ass is not to try, remember the presence of salmonella there in the rear entry.

I have never tried veggies. But was fascinated by some members on (I think) this forum discussing the use frozen bananas.

@klysmaphile:

>>> Does anyone remember the ER episode with (I think the actresses name was Kelly Martin) where they have an xray of the guy with a large carrot lodged in his rectum and she asks "How did he manage to swallow a carrot whole?" and all the ER nurses who (Of course) are standing around staring at the xray just turn as one and give her 'the look'.

I remember reading an internet page some years ago about the weird things that turn up in hospital emergency rooms. Seems one guy showed up, with an 18 inch vibrating dildo lodged in his intestines, claimed he didn't know how it got there because he was "a virgin!"

Also, years back, I dated a nurse who worked at Beekman Downtown Hospital (NYC) for a while. She claimed they had a regular doctor on night emergency designated as "The Rear Admiral" whose job was to remove odd things from peoples rears.

@arthur

>>> Do you agree with me ? a warmed veggie in a vagina is without danger, but a veggie coming from the rectum or the ass is not to try, remember the presence of salmonella there in the rear entry.

Correct. There are bacteria in the rectum who do what they are supposed to there, but make nasty infections in a lady's vagina.

Question on frozen bananas: Could they cause frost bite?

Http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Fist-French-Vegetables01

WOW! Two zucchinis for the price of one! At first I thought my glasses slipped and I was seeing double!

I've used a zuchinni before. It wasn't as nice as I was hoping.

This frozen banana thing is interesting though. I think I'll definatley give it a try.

Using high level diplomacy, aptience and exercises to make Ms. Arthur to a double penetration, the second visitor is a plug, a vibrator, and I hope coming soon a medium sized dildo.

Cold was used before for hemoroïdis

Off same EuroProfile link that switcablesuzie provided! Fisting a Girl with a Chain Mail Pussy! Then she impales herself on a giant dildo! Then back to fisting! Almost Christmas music in the background! LOL! 😄

http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Fist-Huge-Piercings

I was wondering where that video clip went of a woman having sex with an eggplant. If a young girl has sex with an eggplant, is she still a "virgin"?

I actually "lost"my virginity to a cucumber lol I was scared it would hurt with my boyfriend for the first time, so I used a cucumber the night before. Worked great lol

I love cucumbers, carrots (with a condom), also had try Bananas, plums up to 4 of a very nice size inside at the same time, a avocado bone, lemon, it is a wonderfull sensation the veggie world.

I recently tried a cucumber and a zucchini. In the future I wan't to try out an eggplant, some carrots, a pealed ginger root and some corn on the nob. For the one who have already expierience with grapes, how easy is it to expell them afterwards?

I used a banana a few times. Makes me feel naughty.