What is the most unusual object you ever used - or still use - for a dildo?

PET vinegar bottle, 750 ml, screw top. It was 80 mm in diameter (3.15") Filled it totally full with water, lubricated both it and the inside of my rectum well with soap (I was in the shower) and sat on it. It crackled, but couldn't buckle because it was full of water. Getting it in as far as the cylindrical part took about 6 minutes of hurts-so-good before that bit was entirely within the inner anal sphincter. Then I was able to stand up, holding it in with one hand. Once standing, I could shove it further and further in. Eventually it got to a place where my insides sort of sucked it in and my arsehole almost closed over it! This felt scary as I wasn't sure I could get it out again! Indeed, I could, with a heavy effort of bearing down. I kept it like that until I had soaped myself: it felt amazingly full and stayed in place even when I coughed. Walking out of the shower felt weird! Later, after I dried myself, I expelled it. This felt so good (and such an achievement) that after I was good and stretched a second evening, I reversed the bottle and put it in big end first. I was able to get it in until only about 30 mm stuck out of me. I have done this o more than ten times.

Right now I have one of my favourites - a butternut squash - totally inside me. I put these in head first. It has been there since this morning (it's now after 9 p.m.) and I love the heavy feeling. This one has a head perimeter of 258 mm, meaning its equivalent diameter is about 82 mm or 3,23" But it's not very long - perhaps 150 mm or 6" It sits in the descending colon, with its narrow end not quite in the rectum. It's hard to get in and really difficult to get out! To start it on its way I have to lie on my back and push downwards and backwards on the head of it through my abdominal wall. Once the head enters the rectum I get the urge to expel, and then I can relax and let the automatic muscles bring it down further. By itself, it will go on down until the tip is hanging out of me by about an inch. I can walk around like this (feels really naughty) and it will never slide out. To expel it, I have to push as hard as I can and also grab it and pull. There's a sort of crunching of flesh getting out of its way as it comes, and then when it's through the constriction of the passage through the sphincters, it catches (sharp pain) before easing its way past the final outside skin layer.

Johnny

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Wanted to add to my previous post...

I sat on the handle of a plunger and it was fun, because the rubber end on the plunger made it bouncy...had to keep my balance though.

I've done carrots, bananas, deodorant tubes, beer bottles (with a condom to avoid problems of course), cucumber, squash, zucchini, curling iron, tampon (with lots of lube!), and at my parents house growing up we used to have these things to poke the fire in the fireplace and I used to stick the handle in, hairbrush handles, toothbrush handles, any tubes of whatever that could fit in my ass, handles of plenty of objects geez I'm quite the slut lol

Add on to the unusual objects.. POM juice bottle and a 20 Oz plastic coke bottle. Both filled with "Great Stuff" expando foam to prevent bottle collapse whilst remaining lightweight/inert etc.

POM bottle is an "almost" plug but not enough to hold an enema too well-leaks abit- but the coke bottle has been a sweaty panting bouncy squat on it RIDE for hours recently. Lubed with Cocoa Butter and ridden in a feet flat on the floor Bounce til I collapse style. WHEE!!

Most unusual? Possibly an empty plastic grocery bag. Oh, there have many different items over the last 50 years, Lately, it's been cucumbers with a little bend in them.7-9 inches long, usual diameter. All the way in; my anus closed over it. Nice, full feeling. I've had all sorts of commercial toys. I have a cone shaped toy, diameter's about 1.5 inches at the top, over 3.5 inches at the bottom. Lube that big guy up good, and your rectum, then have a seat! I've got a couple of 18" double ended dildos, very flexible, that I can shove all the way up, far enough to sit on the end. I've done most of the veggies, all the way up to those big purple things (I can't remember their name). Oh, yes, the usual plastic 16.9 oz water bottle. Fill totally full so they won't collapse. Want to try a Coke can, but done that yet.

I have had a large number of objects in my ass including my cock, but one of my favorite things is one of my wifes lotion bottles. The diameter is smaller in the middle of the bottle and I insert it bottom first. My anal muscles then hold it around the middle of the bottle and that lets me go to bed at night and keep it in me all night.

Carrot's ,cucumbers, egg plant's , apples , pears, coke bottle, wine bottle, golf ball's, broom handle, and the usual double ened dildo 18 inches long, 16 inch strap on, shower hose

Ive used a mag lite screw driver handles shampoo bottle and we had this plunger that the handle had three balls on the tip like anal beads used that a lot

As a pre teen I used a variety of objects, a hotdog was fun, the most unusual was a popsicle stick. My first enema awakened me to my anal fun.

The handle end of a wooden baseball bat covered with a lubricated condom! The knob of the handle bursting into my rectum! DEEP penetration! On my hands and knees! I'd back the bat end into a corner, lower myself close to the floor then gently lean onto the bat until it bumped the inside of my abdominal wall by my belly button! Then masturbate to orgasm! OH! INTENSE!

I recently saw a 20 oz. 'Aluminum' soda can in the store that looks interestin'. It's shaped similar to the bottle. I luv aluminum cans.

Deodorant bottle, shampoo bottle, cucumber, Wooden handle of a hammer

Old Microphone for my computer

Corona bottle!

A large lit candle in my vagina. Later I had fun peeing on it to extinguish the flame.

I tried inserting two tied together nylon stockings in my butt with lots of lube. Pulling ithem out was an awesome experience...highly recommended for a kinky episode.

A turkey baster as a kid.

[color=#000000]All sorts of things.. Small shampoo bottles, deodorant cans, roll on deodorant (shaped like a proper plug), baseball bat (thick and thin end), screwdrivers, balloon pump, cucumbers, carrots. My biggest achievement so far was fitting both my girlfriends dildos in my ass at the same time, a couple of days ago! Fucking intense![/color]

A night lite shaped like a small lava lamp. Leave it plugged in for warmth.

I love travel shampoo bottles

a night lite shaped like a small lava lamp. Leave it plugged in for warmth.

Far too dangerous, and stupid to leave something like that plugged in whilst using it in the way you are doing. Whatever substance, or light bulb it contains should that leak or break not only is the fluid/glass inside you but its also live electricity - be sensible or take what could be some serious consequences for yourself.

Some of the postings on this site at times never cease to amaze.

Just about everything in this thread. I still have a billiard ball I use occasionally. Bowling pin is fun too. The weirdest would have to be when I had a sports car. The car was in the garage of course. I got in and put one knee in each seat and let the knobby gearshift ride up my ass while I jacked off. That was pretty fun. Kinky to think about while your driving and shifting gears. 😃

I think one of the most unusual things I used was a stretched soda bottle from a carnival, I was feeling extremely horny as teens often are, and it looked like it would satisfy.

I added some warm water inside after cleaning it off, and put a balloon on the tip and got busy in the backyard behind the garage, it felt great every time I rolled on my back to let the water plunge down the bottle and push the balloon out into my ass.

Just for clarification, yes I know it was a bad idea to use something made of glass, I was lucky nothing drastic happened. I'll chalk that up to teenage raging urges and good luck nothing bad came of it.

Another time in a motel, I wrapped my rechargeable trimmer (with the trim blades removed) in a few layers of toilet paper then slid a condom over it and tied it off.

Lubed it up and slid the button on the side to turn it on and had a couple hours of fun with that thing inside me, squirming all over the bed.

I've probably used countless other objects to try and satisfy my urges, another one that was interesting was a frozen missile ice cream pop, the cold was almost a burning sensation followed by the soothing warming upon removal, it is a quick melt so it was useless after a few minutes.

I wouldn't suggest this because the potential to break is extremely high but I've tried a beer bottle before. Certain liquor and wine bottles with long necks also work to. But again, I wouldn't suggest it. If you've ever seen the one guy one jar video, you'll know that picking broken glass out of your a**hole is not fun.

I love watching a beer bottle used as a dildo.

A beer bottle or champagne bottle (guilty on the champagne bottle) is pretty safe in the vagina since it goes in easily and without force. Just don't fall over with it inside you! Lying in bed, you'll be fine.

Maybe I'm crazy, and maybe i've just read a bunch of urban legends, but aren't empty champagne bottles/empty beer bottles extremely dangerous because they have an open top, and combining that with a tight coochie can lead to vacuum type issues where the bottle is stuck and you can't get it out without either causing damage to the sensitive lady parts or breaking the bottle?

Maybe I'm crazy, and maybe i've just read a bunch of urban legends, but aren't empty champagne bottles/empty beer bottles extremely dangerous because they have an open top, and combining that with a tight coochie can lead to vacuum type issues where the bottle is stuck and you can't get it out without either causing damage to the sensitive lady parts or breaking the bottle?

[color=#000000]The suction crap is urban legend. [/color]

[color=#000000]There is no way any part of a woman's body is going to break a champagne bottle in her vagina or have suction develop that will injure the vagina.[/color]

A hotdog, a marker, carrots, course when I was younger haha

When younger, I tried a ping pong ball and an egg. I also experimented with ice and, as many others, different fruits/vegetables. I always believed that fruits and vegetables were good for me.