What is the most unusual object you ever used - or still use - for a dildo?

Anything that will fit i like

2" Trailer hitch ball, is that weird?

A toothbrush handle. 😜

I also used a tooth brush handle as well as a plunger with an acrylic handle that had ball shaped grip,

A long neck Brut aftershave bottle when I was in high school.

I have always loved small ice cubes.. I put a few in each hole and go for a walk.. I can feel them moving inside me until they melt. then when I get home.. I clean myself out and I am ready for the next walk.. and horney as hell.

I've tried just about every strange object I thought would fit in my ass. Fruit, like apples, plastic bottles and jars, 12 golf balls once (just keep a count so you dont get a surprise later, broom sticks, plunger handles, candles. One thing that was a real challenge for me was a butternut squash, but it was a lot of fun. Every time I see them at the grocery I get all horny thinking about it.

I have used a screwdriver handle squigle pen hair brush handle and carrott

A tennis racket at the y and left it there

Lots of good ideas here, thanks for sharing! I've got glass test tubes of various diameter. I've taken an old time coke bottle(small) up to my limit,(still quite a spreading) Various sizes & shapes of fruit/vegetables have tickled me as well. The fattest Sharpie Marker is a current fave due to its slick finish, length, shape & girth. Hitting the prostate w/this is quite pleasurable. Medium also works well. As a youth, I would try just about anything; to the point of some unsatisfying experiences. I recommend that one keep eyes open for appealing shapes, and common sense close at hand as you try out your new find. Happy exploring! Need ideas? Tag me back.

Most unusual was an icicle off the house. home alone on a very bad day out side and wanted to do something different.There were all sizes of icicle hanging off the gutter. i broke a nice thick one off. i held it with a towel and broke off the skinny end .i took it to the sink and got some fairly hot water in my hand and smoved ,off the broken end. i got a little ky and got my ass ready and shoved it in the sensation was great at first but in a little while it got so cold i had to pull it out . Never tried it again.

Frozen bananas. freeze them then, under hot water. peel them and then they become slippery.insert one ,play some solitare, then another. i play a game. if i win i insert another and keep it going untill i keep winning or i have to purge

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The first time I ever masturbated was with the handles of two razor blades. I took the blades off! One was the vibrating kind. My legs started shaking when I got close to climax and I stopped because it scared me! lol

Mag light flash lights . razor handle. A dozen candles 12 inch tapers. 20 oz coke soda bottle. Water bottles. Squash, carrots, zucchini, a hair brush handle. Turkey baster. Ginger root. Garlic cloves. Wooden spoon handles. Dildos, plugs, cocks, fingers. A speculum. Bananas grapes marshmallows. Ice , straws. Vacuum nozzle. Anal hook.

I've lost track over the years the objects I've used for anal stimulation. The first I ever tried when I was about 10 was a cylindrical light bulb that at the time seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect was quite small and dangerous. Fortunately, I avoided such things after that. Shampoo bottles and other plastic bottles of appropriate sizes, trailer balls, broom and toilet plunger handles, hammer handles, door knobs, tub faucets, garden hoses, ice cubes, gear shift knobs, bed posts, furniture legs, bananas, cucumbers, the list goes on and on. We anal addicts never stop looking for next thrill.

Well we're talking about dildos, someone mentioned vegtables. Well I fucked a cantelope. I was 15 at the time...and well, it worked...But How do you explain to your folks that the cantelope that they just bought is no longer in the fridge. So, I cut it in half, cored it, rinsed it, sliced it and served it.

Cucumbers have always been my favorite. zap in the microwave for a few seconds first.

I've used a coke bottle, shampoo bottle, the handles of various screwdrivers, hair brush handle, courgette, cucumber, candles, neck of a wine bottle and spoons.

Vaginally .. it was one of those small USB kind of speakers .. I don't know what the brand is, but my husband was able to help me work it in at least part way or most of the way. We put a condom on it before doing it but it was a little larger than I am used to ... for now ... 😉 .. anally ... broom handle .. and the white nylon kitchen cooking spoons. Also my husband's night stick .. and a flashlight. I want to find a smaller speaker for either my ass or vagina .. or both .. and try it out with an enema .. 😃

(Male) i have used a water bottle and cucumbers when i didnt have anything else big enough. A mini baseball bat too

Have not thought about this in years, but the oddest one, which compaired to most of you guys is absolutely nothing, but slid a broomstick into my bum a good 4 or 5 inches. It sadly didnt do anything for me. But then Doc came along and taught me first of all what anal sex and all things anal were. And when he gave me a few real life demonstraions, well then, this girl has been hooked into the anal yummyness. Often now I beg him for things to happen to me down in that department, lol, but it doesnt take a lot of begging either, lol. We still have never tried fisting me in either place. I think I might atleast like to try having him to do both places, not at once.....at first anyway, lol. I have tried fisting him several times. I can get close but just not quite all the way in and I don't believe thats due to him being phyically unable, but probably more so due to my lack of experiences and or abilities. Someday perhaps.......I hope...........I dream........Momma really really want and like, hint, hint hint'.

Mashie'

Has anyone ever tried this:

http://www.siliconenozzles.com/CT-122French-Silicone-Serpentine-Colon-Tube-CT-122Fr.htm

...I just wonder if it's worth the money, does it really work (can you get it all the way in), is it fun and exciting?

Rectally, a large sharpie marker..

My ex boyfriend stuck a banana up me, then when it was up there, he ate it right out of me, this is why he's my EX now. Haha

My husband and I have done the eat out the banana thing many times.

Wooden handle of a hammer - one of the ones that flares out at the end. Had a lot of heft to it in terms of weight as well.

Several differnt: Banana, candles (burning), some bottles, whisk , shampoo and deo can - decide on your own, which was the most unusual

When I was a teenager (a very long time ago!) my girlfriend and I found an Avon perfume bottle shaped as a big, penis sized Bullet!!! It was our first sexual experience and we became in love with our new found hobby! We would use it on each other and when the other was asleep, on ourselves. We loved it vaginally and didn't even think of putting anything in our asses until her older brother showed us the joys of anal penetration...both with our bullet and his! Gave a whole new meaning to "Ding dong, Avon calling"!

Actually, i guess the most unusual thing i have used for a dildo is my own dick.

I fucked a grapefruit with it. The grapefruit and I both loved it.

Once my wife at the time put a frozen hot dog up my ass with lube and it felt good also one time I was with a girl for hire and the first thing we did was a bath together and while we were in the tub she put an ice cube from her drink up my ass and it felt good later she stuck her touge up my ass and jerked me off it was worth it,wish she lived close now.....