@MKHawaii yes I enjoy a firm carrot in my pussy. After it is covered in juice I may even eat it.Same for cucumber
Peeled bananas do feel pretty intense.Peeled bananas are more difficult to insert. An anal speculum can be helpful.
I've done a smorgasbord, pun intended. Bananas, plantains, squash, zucchini, limes, lemons, grapesā¦ Those are the easily remembered ones. But I really want to try the boiled eggs now. I wonder what would feel better, fresh and still more than body warm, or chilled in the fridge.
You can also add cold to the equation by freezing grapes and seeing how many you can insert. Once they thaw out they are easy to get rid of later
Ok. So what I used to do is go to the grocery store and buy a very large baking potato. Then I'd take it home and use a potato peeler to carve it into the size and shape that I wanted. I'd leave an unpeeled knob for use a handle on the non-business end. I've tried other veggies as well, squash, zucchini, etc. I used to be a bit embarrassed about going to the grocery store and buying only a cuke or a zucchini, wondering if the check-out clerk would get an idea of what I was doing.After I found Zity (and other forums), I realized that I was not alone in my fetish. Now, I proudly walk up to the cashier (I usually choose a lady) and watch her eyes to see if my purchase invokes a smirk or other reaction. So far it hasn't, but I remain hopeful. š
Anyone with experience with hard boiled eggs (peeled)?Yes, a very interesting sensation. I think the most I've ever inserted is six at a time, but it might have been more. Not too large to cause any immediate urge to push them out. However, as more go in and go deeper, it's interesting the way they move around independent of each other as you walk and move. I've spent a whole day with multiple eggs inserted.Easy to fire out, too. Usually add just a bit of lube to allow them to slide in and out easily.
With all the talk about hard boiled egg insertions, I thought Iād try it. I boiled 8 eggs, and made deviled eggs with 6. (I like them.). Since, unlike some of you who claim to be able to shove a 57 Chevy up your ass (sideways), I was concerned the eggs would break apart during insertion, I put the remaining 2 in the freezer. As life would have it, I did not have the opportunity for insertion for two weeks. During that time, the egg whites deteriorated somewhat and looked to have sharp edges. I took them out of the freezer and ran warm water over them and found that the egg whites were actually soft so I applied some lube to my ass and successfully inserted them. I kept them in for the whole day. There was no urgency to expel. There was, however, some gas. Interestingly, my farts smelled like rotten eggs (go figure). When I finally decided to expel, I found I had egg salad sandwich(ed) between my cheeks.Overall, an interesting experience. I will probably try more the next time.
Once went to the Asian market and picked up a cucumber, a bitter melon, a Chinese eggplant, a zucchini, one ear of corn on the cob, and nothing else. pretty sure the cashier girl knew I wasnāt making a stir fry with them. What she didnāt know is I had a large plug in my ass and it kept trying to slip out. I had tight jeans on so I pretended I dropped something so I could crouch down which pushed the plug back into place. Was scared for a minute feeling it bulge out of the back of my pants and couldnāt think of how to get it back in without reaching around and touching my ass in a busy store.
@y23 Once went to the Asian market and picked up a cucumberā¦Great account - made me smile. Would be exciting to see a gal in a store with something sticking out from her backsideā¦ I'm sure all us horny guys would like that!
Once went to the Asian market and picked up a cucumber, a bitter melon, a Chinese eggplant, a zucchini, one ear of corn on the cob, and nothing else. pretty sure the cashier girl knew I wasnāt making a stir fry with them. What she didnāt know is I had a large plug in my ass and it kept trying to slip out. I had tight jeans on so I pretended I dropped something so I could crouch down which pushed the plug back into place. Was scared for a minute feeling it bulge out of the back of my pants and couldnāt think of how to get it back in without reaching around and touching my ass in a busy store.I had pretty much the same happen to me, except my plug did slip out! Was very close to home so i could awkward dash to the front door š
Hard to imagine a butt plug coming out on its own but that is a funny story. Titillating too! Did you have a ācoming outā party afterwards?
I think those long chinese eggplants were made for inserting. They come in all different lengths, girths and curvatures. I've also inserted (vaginally) grapes. Got almost 30 of them in a gf's pussy. I thought she could squeeze them out - into my mouth - but I had to dig most of them out with my fingers.
I love larger, peeled, green bananasā¦. its fun to select them in the grocery storeā¦ if that woman or man standing next to me only knew where that banana was going! I stuffed one in the other night while i was holding an enemaā¦ it was wonderful. š
Not really into it. I had a guy want to eat a banana out of my vag and indulged him. He liked it, didnāt do much for me.
Not really into it. I had a guy want to eat a banana out of my vag and indulged him. He liked it, didnāt do much for me.Who needs a banana when you get access to a vag??
I am not sure if i would put foof in my rectum. However as a punishment . i have heard of ginger suppositories and i heard that they burn. even that i think is a lil to the extreme. but oh well if you find that exciting to each thier own
I've had carrots before. Large girth, long enough not to go too deep and most importantly right out of the fridge. Peeled and no lube added. Of course I'd start with the narrow end first. But once I've turned it around to the wide end, that one takes the cake! I'll have to admit it's the most firm thing I've felt in there. The coldness adds a partial form of punishment, too. Both the stretching and the coldness at the same time gets my emotions confused. I love it.I've also had a cool cucumber in there, too. This thing wasn't peeled. I think that if it's peeled, it eliminates the rigidity of it. And I also know when it's peeled, it adds additional lubrication of some sort. This thing must have been the most fattest cucumber I've seen. It must have been about 2 inches wide. Long too. About 8 inches long maybe 9. Stretched me up good! Definitely stimulated my prostate. I came with it coming out then rubbed it against my cum layered dick and balls.I've been tempted to insert whole foods, such as hard boiled eggs (peeled), mandarin, small apples and many things alike. I'll update WHEN I do.
When i played with myself i often inserted peeled bananas. Not the whole lenght st once just a bit. Then i squeezed my butthole to āeatā the banana analy š afterwards plug in the hole to keep everything in place. With this method i could keep it in almost the whole day.. awesome feeling to wait for the bus with your ass full of bananas.. dirty little secret šWith a fuckbuddy we like to experiment.. so once he pushed boiled spaghetti in my asshole and fucked it deep inside afterwardsā¦ amazing feeling in the ass with all that noodels and he came so fast in me cause of the more intense friction on his cock š¦š got fucked 3 times that afternoon and to expell the creamy noodles after a few hours was quite fun too
A woman I was once with used to enjoy inserting either peeled or unpeeled bananas. What she enjoyed most was laying down in missionary on the bed with me inserting an unpeeled banana into her anus and then fucking it and cumming inside. She would let it out onto a plate I held under and insist on eating it all. One time she had a banana in all three holes. I ended up eating the one from her pussy. When it came to bananas anything which came out of her anus was for her mouth only even if I had put it in mine and transfer it to hers. We tried doing it with various positions but missionary was always her favourite. She loved the eye contact which made it so much more intimate.We also tried cupcakes a few times but they required a speculum to get them inside properly and they were a lot messier. She definitely prefered the bananas but I liked the cupcakes because they were sweeter.Would milk enemas count as a food insertion? Because that's the only other āfoodā I've put into a lady's rectum and had fun with.
Whole frozen banana. I'm actually sitting here with it still completely inside of me. This is my first time getting one in. I tried once before, but it was too soft & squishy. This time I froze the banana with the peel on. When I When I took it out of the freezer It seemed very slippery so I tried it with the peel on. Totally frozen, it was way too cold. Tried adding some lube, but I had to wait until the peel started warming up a little bit. Even then, I was only able to get about 3/4 of it in. It didn't It didn't take very long before it softened up. Then I Then I peeled it and put it in as much as I could without the peel. Trying to get it all the way in, it broke two. So, I turned The broken piece around and inserted it with the one that was already in there. By then there was a squishy mess all over the place. While cleaning up the mess the 2nd piece fell back out, so I cleaned it and re-inserted it. I clean I cleaned up again and plann to leave it until I can't hold it in any longer.So far it's really not as exciting as I thought it would beā¦. but still fun doing it.
Peeled bananas, grapes, boiled new potatoes, cherry tomatoes, hard boiled eggs, marshmallowsā¦ butternut squash is the perfect stretching tool if you choose the right size. Once used a sausage stuffer to ram a ton of split peas up my ass. That was interesting.