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Lora, yikes. Not a fun experience. Glad it didn't let go when you were full of enema.

Was it the attachment point or the swing itself?

One of my moms' favorite sayings when we did something like that, "well, we just have to live and learn, don't we".

Hope you can get back to "fucking" real soon, I have been reading and enjoying your posts!

Randy

You take it easy for the next few days or more. 🌹

It was good to see you again. I have to say that those look like some pretty big bruises. You even sprained your pussy? 😧

@Cedar 🌹 It was good to see you again. I have to say that those look like some pretty big bruises. You even sprained your pussy? 😧

The purple color is because of the - blood thinners I'm on, and I had to stay a little while longer so they could keep and eye on me. I didn't 'sprain' my pussy - I pulled a muscle in my groin, and 😕 or so, yeah I guess I sprained my pussy. 😉 And my hip is back in place - thank you for the 'butt massage' and the enemas, and just who was supposed to benefit from your 'special medicine dispenser'? It looked, felt - and tasted a lot like your cock! 😁 😁 😁 😁

I misspoke when I said I was trying to - stand up in the sex swing, but my foot got caught in it when I was trying to switch positions and I straightened up my leg, trying to get myself in to position to take it in my ass, and voila I did a header off the side of the bed, which wouldn't have be too bad buy my foot was caught in the stirrup.

I'm damn lucky - the whole incident didn't end up on YouTube. 😁 I'll only have to use the cane - for a couple of weeks, and leave it to you suggest some naughty things with the handle. 😉 I should have got one with a longer handle - 😉 and a condom would definitely fit. 😉 I run around with a bunch of perverts - but you're the first one to suggest I get a vibrating cane. 😉 😁

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Hello mates, I love your continuing story. Thanks for what you share with us, wish there were pictures too. 😃 regards, irrigator333

@Lora_C great to read your post and to see that you are laughing about it ,

It shows how resilient you are ?❤️??.

Have a rest and relax until what you sprained ...........heels ?.

Wish you speedy recovery .

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@Lora_C started out with her ass in a swing. She ended up with her ass in sling. 😕

I am going to pay for that one. 😮

I couldn't resist it, though.

Maybe a rose will help? 🌹

@Lora_C you are a strong woman and I'm glad you have a friend like Beth Ann. We should all be blessed with a force in our life that allows us to be honest, open and able to rebuild with. Much love to you ?

@Lora_C thank you for being the embodiment of what, I suspect, many of us here would want to be. If you’re going to put your hip out what better way than by sex swing incident? Way, way better than a lame slip in the shower.

I trust you’re not in too much discomfort. Be sure to complete the full course of meds prescribed regardless of dispenser ?

@Lora_C

It brings a whole new definition to "hang in there!"

It was a stupid accident - and I was embarrassed by it, but lesson learned. 😳

I'm glad you're going to be ok. 🌹

I would certainly say that having him help you with plenty of enemas is a good approach.

@Lora_C How are you Lora? ❤️❤️??

@Lora_C How are you Lora? ❤️❤️??

@Sandman538 - right now we're pretty tired and we have some more tests tomorrow morning. I'll finish this enema - and then this ol' girl is gonna get some sleep, maybe. 😕

@Lora_C try to have a rest , a glass of red will help to sleep .

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Tom's doctor said that the treatments are working - it's just that they are treatments and not a cure, but we will take all the good news that we can. 😃 And in between - treatments, we are going to travel our asses off for as long as we are able, once Tom gets over the 'cure'. But we do have some hope - and maybe his quality of life will be so that he can enjoy living and believe me, his tired bow legged butt will be living since we are 'getting used' to the facts of life we now have. I'm probably not going to - describe the fucking treatments, or give any details, or describe any procedures or what the fuck have you, we're living it, and that's enough for this old farm girl. I just hope you understand - if not, don't read this.

But what I will continue to write about - because it has to do with living and not just being alive, will be about my favorite subjects of fucking the men, and women 😉 , in my life and the enemas, the being naked, and feeling the lust and the love this kinky lil place called zity.biz has shown to me. 🌹

And right now - I'm going to pop over to the place of the guy 🌹 who brought me here and hope He gets back soon.

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@Lora_C good on you lora . Enjoy ?❤️?.

@Lora_C Glad to hear that the treatments are working well for Tom! You two sound like you deserve all the vacation you can get. I've been enjoying reading many of your posts about your kinky escapades, and look forward to the many more to come.

Well it probably had to happen sometime - 😳 I love listening to music with ear buds, I love chatting with friends in Zity.Biz on my little iPad and sometimes the Chrome Book, and I love being at home with some me time and having an enema. At home - I do my enemas in the nude, and one of my places I like is in a little nook off of my kitchen that has a couch and a couple of chairs in there where I go sometimes while I am waiting for something to get out of the oven.

DD likes to bake - she and Tanner brought me over a nice carrot cake. They said that they knocked - and that they were going to leave it on the counter because I didn't answer the door. 😕

I saw Tanner's reflection on my screen - or rather there was a shadow on it, and a look over my shoulder and I could see a very surprised Tanner holding a carrot cake 😧 , and a daughter laughing her ass off and saying that she had sent me a text. Yeah her text was there - but she said it was going to be later, maybe that evening. 😕 You buy a kid a watch - send them to school, and they can't tell time.

Soooo - that's where it's at at Lora's Looney Lair. Oh, BTW - there is no sympathy to be found at Beth Anne's Enema Emporium, Brothel, and Flower Boutique. 😉 Just helpful household hints like - 'if you're going to do an enema on the couch, make sure your doors are all locked.' I have news for that genius - that works, IF they don't have a key.

@Lora_C now Tanner knows you do enemas and has seen you doing one. So what if they walked in on you having an enema?

The only thing I would worry about are the grand children but now that DD and Tanner know grandma does enemas in the nude, they can 'scout' ahead to make sure your are 'decent'. Or, when they have their kids, they could call ahead or text ahead and make sure you answer before coming over.

Otherwise, it's your house and that is just the way it is. That's just my two cents. 😉

@Lora_C now Tanner knows you do enemas and has seen you doing one. So what if they walked in on you having an enema?

The only thing I would worry about are the grand children but now that DD and Tanner know grandma does enemas in the nude, they can 'scout' ahead to make sure your are 'decent'. Or, when they have their kids, they could call ahead or text ahead and make sure you answer before coming over.

Otherwise, it's your house and that is just the way it is. That's just my two cents. 😉

It is your house @Lora_C and that is about all that needs to be said.

OMG! I'm laughing my ass off! Been there! Done that! Maybe I will share at some point. LOL

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@Lora_C LOL , did tanner say anything !! ????

@Lora_C LOL , did tanner say anything !! ????

I did hear him say - Thank You. 😉

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!?

@Lora_C

I did hear him say - Thank You. 😉

I would of say thank you too???❤️❤️

I have to say I am laughing my ass off about Lora getting caught with a nozzle in her ass. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall for that one.

Moppy

He was a lucky guy. I ????