Airline attendants and enemas

I’ve been around many airports and have been around many female flight attendants and often dream about them taking enemas or giving one to me. If you want a airport enema all you have to do is find a pizza hut order a personal pepperoni pizza and eat the entire thing and either during your flight or when you land when you use the toilet it will feel like you just released a huge enema and you’re good to go for the rest of the day. 😀

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My aunt had some stewardess friends who would stay over for a weekend during their pit stops or days off . They stayed over for some girly fun and a few parties that my aunt would arrange for them . I do know that on long haul flights they would both prep with enemas and diapers . This i know for a fact as they would all take over the bathroom with their bulbs and bags and then diaper each other before setting off to join their flights .

A very long time ago, in the Land Down Under In town of Sydney

I had a beautiful phone hookup with 2 Qantas hosties.

Still think about it 30 years later.

Great post. I was curious if they do it by choice or by obligation, if it is by obligation if there is someone who does it or they do it themselves?

My best friend, since the summer before our 4th grade year, was a Stewardess for a couple years following college graduation. She told me when she took the preflight physical that the nurse then doctor quizzed her regarding her elimination habits. Fortunately, she like me, was pretty regular; however, the doctor prescribe a mild laxative to assure that she was regular. However, she found that the time in Europe is not the same time in New York. She found that even though she was regular that many times she had to void at 30 or 40 thousand feet, which is not the most pleasant experience, so many times she resorted to taking enemas a few hours to night before departing for the airport.

When I started flying internationally with my consulting job, I called her to find the name of the laxative and got my doctor to prescribe it. My job was even more complicated time wise than hers as I was flying both to the East and West coast along with frequent trips to France, Germany and Japan so my biological clock was off kilder. I bought a travel enema bag and like my American Express, I didn't leave home without it.

Wow some serious replies to this thread.Really!!!

I have a close cousin who retired from the airline industry as a senior flight attendant . She indicated to me that when she was a ' newbie ' under the watch care of a senior flight attendant at the time that yes , enemas were exchanged by the female flight attendant staff when overnight @ the hotels .

Her senior flight attendant ' mentor ' was ' on call ' if one of the young ladies needed an enema after a long flight . My cousin indicated that her mature flight attendant ' mentor ' stated to her ' girls ' that ' all they need do was but to ' ask ' ' and a good , cleaning enema would be administered . When she achieved the status of ' senior flight attendant ' , cousin likewise made herself available to her ' young charges ' as was her above experience . She also said in the ' hubbub ' of ' arrivals and departures ' that she herself was ' well enema-ed ' by some knowledgeable ' flight attendant / stewardesses ' who were well taught by their mothers in the ' fine art ' of the administration of what constituted a ' good ' enema . Yes , ' airline attendant enemas ' are a fact .

Oh, female airline attendants - tight pencil skirt uniforms with thigh girdles beneath --- that's what comes to mind. Sorry no thoughts of enemas...

I would never have thought that being a flight attendant would require regular bowel habits, but it makes sense that they would put a lot of physical and mental stress on their body. They have to adjust to different time zones, diets, and then they’re dealing with several demands, all at once. If you have a panic attack, at 30,000 feet, you can’t just open the door, and get a breath of fresh air.

My sister-in-law is a flight attendant with a US airline. She’s a neohippy, vegan and talks about her cleanses and regular colonics. So I think enemas are included for health (and other “benefits”) if you catch my drift🤩😀😈

My sister-in-law is a flight attendant with a US airline. She’s a neohippy, vegan and talks about her cleanses and regular colonics. So I think enemas are included for health (and other “benefits”) if you catch my drift🤩😀😈

Is she single and looking to mingle?

😉

I have never been a flight attendant, but as someone who has travelled for my job, I understand the disruptive effect on your body. Whether that is getting up at 3AM and rushing for an early morning flight or dealing with multiple hours of time zone shift it is not fun, and neither is taking a dump in an airplane toilet. I often gave myself a good enema prior to starting travel to give me a good chance of making it to my destination without worrying about when and where the urge will come.

I may just be that "horny" guy while trying to deal with boredom, or fantasizing on a lengthy flight, but could believe that pre-emptive enemas are a viable way to address less than ideal conditions for flight attendants.

There are many other professions or situations where pre-emptive enemas may be a viable method to address challenges in elimination facilities. Those tiny "heads" on planes, trains, and boats certainly come to mind. I can discretely pee, but taking a dump poses some other predicaments.

Oh, mention of flight attendant - back when I was single I was invited to drinks with a stewardess and her friends at the NYC east side apt. they all shared 🥳 - but I chickened out 🥴

I agree with @Cheryl77177 as someone who traveled across time zones for my job. Becoming totally irregular was part of the hazard. Add to that catching flights at 6AM and flying the red-eye back to the east coast played havoc with my system. And the thought of using the bathroom on the plane for the purpose of #2 was horrifying! So a pre-trip enema and usually one (or two or three) when back home got things back on track. I can only imagine what kind of problems befall those flight crews on long haul flights!

Have fun and play safe!

Deb

Last night my wife and I watched American Experience, a TV program on public television. This particular 2 hour episode was titled "Fly with Me" and recounted the role of the stewardess as it evolved with air travel. There was a lot of focus on the strict weight limits and mandatory retirement at age 32. There were periodic weigh ins and probation if she exceeded her hiring weight. A couple of stewardesses discussed prolonged fasting, exercise, laxative and diuretic use. I kept listening to see if anyone would mention enemas but alas...no.