Airline attendants and enemas

I have this on a first-person basis: I got to talking with one of the women in a strip club who said that she had been an airline stewardess before getting into "erotic dancing." I said nothing that led the conversation, but at some point she offered this: Stewardesses were expected to maintain themselves within limits of body weight dictated by narrow-minded attitudes about about what constituted an appropriate figure for women. She said that she and many of her fellow stewardesses took enemas for weight control without having to limit their diets to bird-like proportions. Her attitude about enemas was matter-of-fact, she neither liked or disliked them. It was just something they did to keep their jobs.

I don't fly big jets, but I do fly little airplanes for a living, and I do routinely begin a flight with an empty colon.

Cabin Attendant to lap dances is that supposed to be a lateral career move ?

DELUSION

Standing in a hotel/motel lobby a crew comes in and checks in, as you are hanging out at the elevator like a vulture, you make the announcement:

“Hay anyone need a enema today ?”

The brunette says “ I sure do I haven’t had one in 4000 miles how about coming up to room 314 in 15 minutes” The red head says “not true Judy and I gave you one 2 nights ago.”

“Ok sure thing 15 minutes 314”

Knocking on the door you are greeted buy the brunette nude holding a 4-quart clear enema bag with a didlo nozzle full of Ivory solution spilling out the top handing it to you as you enter the room.

The brunette says, “My preferred choice is knee and chest” as she assumes the position on the bed.

Then you insert dildo nozzle and start the flow as the brunette turns and says, “SINCE YOU’RE A STRANGER, IN THIS STRANGE CITY IN THIS STRANGE LAND, PICK UP MY PANTYHOSE UP OFF THE FLOOR AND STRANGLE ME“

That’s why in real life no one scores with Cabin Attendants in the lobby, now be honest with yourself and think about, then post away with your exceptions to the real life rules people set for their survival.

You Think !!!!

Even if a stewardess empties her gut with an enema, she still has to urinate every couple of hours. Once she is seated, it is still the same place, clean and sanitary or not.

hankb

Must be my horrible luck, as usual... being in the industry, I've dated quite a few flight attendants... never once has an enema come up in conversation (except from me) or in practice, for that matter. Just my dumb luck ;-)

I don't fly big jets, but I do fly little airplanes for a living, and I do routinely begin a flight with an empty colon.

Diane, from one enema lover to another, someone taking as many enemas as you ALWAYS has an empty colon and I think based on posts you have made, you begin EVERYTHING with an empty colon because the pleasure derived overriding factor! 😁

Bagfull, I think you have a lot of insight into the truths that lay below the fantasies here.

Re: post #22.

Thank you Lawndart. That's what I figured was true. I wonder how those urban legends get started anyway?

Never heard of this, but it sounds like a wonderful fantasy. Got any photos?

Well, that is an interesting topic...I think this thought will come into my mind when flying the next time. However, depends on the stewardess whether I am pleased or not xD.

I had a friend who was a flight attendant. She frequently took enemas. I don't think all of them do though. I only wish I could have helped her with an enema. Never happened though!

NOTE:

If you HONESTY knew a real live CA, then you already know the only thing they want from you, is for you to put your shit away, sit down and keep your seat belt on all flight so your not balancing all over the cabin ceiling and other PAX if the aircraft experiences clear air turbulence hurting yourself and others when you fall, stay out of the galley they have already hear you bull shit line 10 times today and there are 35 more waiting to come back to try theirs, keep your fingers off the Call button and go to sleep. Behind the smile they look at you and wonder what STD you have and how many you have murdered and gotten away with it. When you get off the jet they never want to see you again because they have their own life away from the job like every one else and you aren’t part of it and their job is basically baby sitting a bunch of strangers in a tube 5 or 6 miles above the earth going .84 the speed of sound. That’s a FACT !!!!!! I cannot begin to tell you how many times I heard that in 20 years.

Nice to read the reality for a change. I presume we can keep our fantasy however.

Honestly Bagful,

I always thought that every attractive female flight attendant would want an enema from me if not in the air then at the hotel they are staying at.

LOL

Zenema

Sir I’m sure you were standing in that long line outside her door HaHaHa just joking not bashing ;-)

Bagful,

That is a lovely accurate synopsis of how a FA views the PAX they deal with all day. Well written! I could add a lot more to it, though not needed. Karma and kudos for you accurate blunt post!

Andie

I dont think so but its a good fantazy

I am very interested in hearing froma real FA about what they do.

I can't say that I personally know a couple of FA's, one of which I know took enemas since I gave her one for constipation. I do know other types; a model that took enemas for weight control (at least that's what she told me) and another that took stem-tea enemas for the obvious reasons.

the boxcar

When I was about 10 years old my older cousin was a FA. I do remember they had stringent weight standards that, if not met, resulted in grounding the FA. A story she was telling my aunt was heard by me, may have something to do with my MedFet interest. I had seen photos of her roommates, all very attractive in their 20's. Her story was of one of her roommates who had not defecated for some time (can't remember how long it had been). Well, as all of you kinksters already can anticipate, she visited the doctor who had her disrobe from the waist down and bend over while he inserted his finger into the brown eye and determined she was impacted. He did the dirty deed of unpacking the anal area and she was then given enema(s) to resolve the issue. Her diet of low fat foods and not a balanced diet led to the problem. All I was picturing was that hottie bending over the table..........and here I am today, coincidence, maybe, maybe not.

.. and another that took stem-tea enemas for the obvious reasons.

..um.. what's stem-tea? I've lead a sheltered life..

..um.. what's stem-tea? I've lead a sheltered life..

Think grass stems. Grass.

Okay here is a follow up. I have a couple of friends that are flight attendants. I almost ended up doing that as well. Out of the two I spoke to neither has done this. One said she took an enema once because she was constipated and had eaten some really hot spicy food. She said she knew if she boarded the flight and had a BM what would follow would be liquid. It would also burn. So she took care of it before. But neither said they took enemas to keep from going on a flight. Both of these ladies are overseas flight attendants. They actually laughed about it when I asked them.

I would indeed like to know the truth. Fantasy does not satisfy me

Well first to BagFULL . I am not coming down on you for your thing on how you see FA's . Yes they have their share of bad people on their plane to deal with . Then they have to be nice to every one because it's their job . Even if people give them a hard time . They have a LOT TO DEAL WITH UP THEIR . Your life's are in their hands if SHIRT HITS THE FAN !So please stop an think them next time you fly . For being their to BABY SIT YOU and the other 200. Now as for do FA's do enemas . Well I am so LUCKY to know one VERY CLOSE ! She has been one a LONG time . An let me tell you all from her view on enemas . YES she does enemas AN LOVES THEM ! An she has told me of many others she knows that do enemas . If you all knew what they have to go through you'd be CONSTIPATED to . An you guys don't have a clue as to how a woman's body works . They get CONSTIPATED easy . An like one said they do have to meet a weight limit for flight . So YES FA's do use enemas a LOT . An some of them LOVE enemas to .

@Sandi22355, ask @shorefun. A lady with first-hand knowledge who is not shy to give you the whole scoop.

Yes many flight attendants do follow an enema regimen for a variety of reasons not the least of which is altitude, and recycled cabin air, as well as the wonderful diet and interruptions to biorhythms can cause dehydration leading to constipation and other maladies.

I'll tell you thought what amazes me most is that there are guys who are posting on this topic that are still using the word "stewardess". You've got to be joking! Probably the same guys who wonder why they can't pick up a piece of "drooping pasta" much less a Flight Attendant!

Play safe!

Remember: These are people who have to make weight to keep their jobs, and yet their circadian rhythms are so disturbed they barely exist.

THEY WILL DO WHAT THEY MUST DO TO KEEP THEIR JOBS!!!

Actually the days of making weight to keep your job are long gone for most airlines. There are some exceptions, but they are almost exclusively in Asia and the Middle East. A combination of Labor Unions and changes in the laws regarding discrimination brought these policies to an end about 30 years ago. There are a handful of exceptiond that involved a few regional airlines, but those are generally related to height rather than weight, and are driven by the physical size of the aircraft cabin. It isn't practical to hire a 5'11" flight attendant to work in an aircraft where the maximum cabin height above the floor is only 5'8".