Airline attendants and enemas

After speaking to fa that i know he said that he does not do enemas but told that some fa do them. he also said it depends on the flight time some long haul fa do them on extended flights and surprise surprise he said some pilots do do enema before a long flight.

If there is a weight restriction for flight attendants, they need a better plan than taking enemas before flights. Is there a weigh in requirement before getting on the plane? I don't believe an enema helps you lose weight. You might drop a lb or two right after - but that's only temporary and it isn't really weight loss - it's just fluctuation due to a BM.

I knew lots of pilots and flight crews who routinely flew 13-14 hour flights. Never heard of any one of them ever taking an enema before a flight to avoid having a BM during the flight. I think it's urban legend. It's a good excuse for someone with an enema fetish - but I don't see a practical reason.

I literally just learned about this. I wonder if the Pilot's in training will end up doing enemas too, LOL!

A great number of airlines have long haul flights which cause the human biological clock to be completely turned around or messed up, just like those who do shift work requiring them to work overnigh or change shifts regularly causing irregularities in multiple body functions. Someone is buying stuff off the laxative shelves or enema section or stores wouldn’t stock the supplies. While some enjoy keeping bowel issues and functions private, a great majority might not think about doing a search looking for a site like this. They don’t know what they are missing.

Remember, EVERY aircraft has a MAXIMUM TAKEOFF WEIGHT

The more the flight attendants taken as a group weigh, the less the payload,(passengers plus mail) has to weight, and while mail volume, and no doubt weight is down, we KNOW passengers are getting heavier and their carry-on bags are getting heavier!

I would think that while the actual weights may have increased, the pressure to stay at or below a certain weight would likely be greater than ever. You count Every pound on a airplane

@LisaK Load masters use an approximate weight for passengers (based on sex, adults, children etc) and carry on luggage. They don't weigh everyone getting on the airplane so passenger weight is just an approximation based on some statistic developed over time. As a whole, I would guess flight attendants are generally below that average. They do weigh everything going in the cargo hold for load distribution. Total aircraft weight includes passengers, luggage, cargo and fuel. A 747 would burn about 36,000 gallons - or 245,000 lbs of fuel on a 10 hour flight. Plus they have to carry contingency and reserve fuel for alternate destinations.

New aircraft have scales built into the landing gear. They know exactly how much they weigh and where that weight is. I have been sitting in the front and had to move to the back with about 10 others to even the weight. Too heavy front or back can result in a stall on takeoff in the smaller regional jets.

New aircraft have scales built into the landing gear. They know exactly how much they weigh and where that weight is.

I was not aware of that. Great idea!!

I don't have first hand experience with this but I was chatting with someone online at another website. While I don't know if she was a real person or not, but she seemed very friendly and knowledgeable. Anyway, she said she was a flight attendant and that her mother had been one also. Except it was the '60s and '70s and they were known as stewardesses and they had severe weight guidelines they had to adhere to. So, according to her, it was common for stewardesses to use enemas to control their weight. After a day at work and a night out for drinks and dinner, she said the stewardesses would give each other enemas in their hotel room to make sure they would make the weight requirements for the next day. As a modern flight attendant, she continued the tradition and enjoyed enemas for their own sake. If this is true or not, I don't know. She also told me that her entire extended family often had enema parties where the mom, dad, kids, cousins, and aunts and uncles would come over for enemas. Grand parents too. Is it true? I don't know, but they sure weren't like any family I ever knew.

I’m surprised no one has posted on this topic in five years. I used to travel for business and occasionally in hotel lounges I’d chat with flight attendants during their layovers. I am very respectful of anyone in that profession and will go out of my way to be nice when flying, even if something isn’t going right.

One time in a hotel in Atlanta, I was sitting close to three FAs who worked for Delta. Two women in their 30s, one a little older in her 40s, I guess. We got to talking about terrible weather and how long flights and the cabin environment affect their body and time clock. I asked how they handle their “restroom schedules.” They all gave me somewhat droopy look. The older gal then gave me a smile. “Fleets and suppositories.” We all had a laugh and went on to talk about something else.

It certainly makes some sense, nearly 10 years after, that a FA or other person who is limited in access to toileting facilities or adequate "break time", uses pre-emptive solutions to this natural occurrence.

Ask most of us here on Zity, we certainly have some valid solutions to this age old dilenema (dilemma).

I fly for a living but I don’t do enemas before a flight. If I do an enema on a trip it’s because I haven’t been eating right or drinking enough water 💧 🍑😈

@chelle300 et al, I learned from my father who learned from Flight Attendant's, rule of thumb was to drink 8 oz. of water an hour while flying as the air is so dry in the cabin that it can dehydrate you. Think of how many 10's of thousands of feet in altitude, the systems on the plane take that cold air which is fairly dry to start with and heat it up. That air is worse than a hot desert, no humidity at all.

When I go to South American I always do a good enema it keeps me from haveing to cut the cheese on the person beside me and from haveing to use the shitter on the way down there it's only a three and a half hour flight but by the time I leave for the airport get there go through check in deal with customs then my flight. go through customs at my destenation grab my baggage then to home your talking around twelve hours. if I don't clean that old poop chute out we are going to have problems on that hour drive to the house either going there or going back. I can only imange what an attendent has to do for a threeteen hour flight from Los Angeles to Sydney Australia.

@chelle300 et al, I learned from my father who learned from Flight Attendant's, rule of thumb was to drink 8 oz. of water an hour while flying as the air is so dry in the cabin that it can dehydrate you. Think of how many 10's of thousands of feet in altitude, the systems on the plane take that cold air which is fairly dry to start with and heat it up. That air is worse than a hot desert, no humidity at all.

True, and good advice. Airplanes run around 10-20% humidity vs the 35-65% humidity at sea level. For a single four hour flight it probably won’t affect you much, on multiple flights it can affect reasoning, responsiveness, memory, reflexes, mood and mental acuity. The effects don’t decay rapidly, rather they build up. With a few thousand hours on mostly 12-13 hour flights, we always carried lots of water.

But a pre-flight enema won’t help with hydration.

@Rigel But a pre-flight enema won’t help with hydration.

But it won't hurt, either 😄 the old Vaudeville line came to mind...

Ok, time for me to add to the mix.

I've been flying for the airlines for nearly 30 years now, and have seen my share of flight attendants and dated a few. Of the thousands I have flown with, or encountered elsewhere, only TWO were into giving/receiving enemas. One was a gal that I dated for awhile and we would do enemas, and rectal temping, before anal sex. The other one may, or may not be on this site or Fetlife. One can assume that back in the Golden Age of the airlines the reality of SOME flight attendants doing enemas may have some truth to it because: 1. Enemas were more mainstream then. 2. Airlines DID have strict weight guidelines for their "Stewardesses " that were strictly adhered to. That isn't true of carriers in the US anymore because of anti-discrimation laws etc.

As to those of you who have those fantasies of flight attendants doing all sorts of naughty things on layovers, I can also confirm that my own airline had a few gals that engaged in "Extracurricular " activities on layovers. One that I personally know used to perform at strip clubs on layovers (She has a heart of gold and her house is paid off..). Another one was/is a Dominatrix who quit the airline and moved to Amsterdam where she made good money spanking naughty little pervs on their bum bums (Her house and cars are also paid off).

And finally, the last one that I personally know of, used to do porn (She lives on a really nice sailboat, in Marina Del Rey. It's paid off too).

If you want to fulfill your flight attendant fantasies, all you gotta do is be smart enough to do an internet search on sites like Instagram, TikTok, and Onlyfans, and you will find plenty of flight attendants that make a few extra bucks showing off their tatas and booties.

Now, get on your computers, grab some lotion and kleenex, and search away.

Happy whacking...

Spent a little over 30 years in aviation I had the same observation as @Temptaker4u. There are some F/A's doing enemas but not that much as many people think about it.

Spent a little over 30 years in aviation I had the same observation as @Temptaker4u. There are some F/A's doing enemas but not that much as many people think about it.

Exactly.

@pantslessguy I think that woman may have been on here too at one time. She was from Pittsburgh and boy, could she tell the stories about her enema lovin' family.

Anybody remember "Sally Sullivan???????????"

She hasn't posted in some years now????

highwater

Oh, topic takes me back to the 1960's when we'd all dress up when flying; and oh seeing women FA's wearing tight straight skirts while I'd be pondering what kind of girdle they were wearing beneath 👺 😄.

Many years ago I discovered a small basement bar in the Gold Coast of Chicago. I was told of this bar by some cops who worked in the area. It was a gay bar but was frequented by the United and American flight personnel who stayed in a downtown hotel between flights. They frequented this bar because it was gay and no one would bother them. I went there one night, got the point, and never went back. These flight crews just do want to be left along.

It would be very useful.

Within the last month I've had a lady that's gotten in contact with me for an enema session.

When we started to work out the details of where and when it might be, she said "near the airport. I'm a flight attendant and I want to meet when I fly to your city"

That's fine by me. I'd love to take care of a lady of the sky

lady that's gotten in contact with me for an enema session.

Would love to read how it works out. Please keep us informed.

If, & it's a big if, enemas are practiced by flight attendants what about pilots? I have a friend who has been an airline pilot for many years. I'm fairly confident if I asked him he'd call me a weirdo then tell me to fuck off & mind my own business!

If, & it's a big if, enemas are practiced by flight attendants what about pilots? I have a friend who has been an airline pilot for many years. I'm fairly confident if I asked him he'd call me a weirdo then me to fuck off & mind my own business!

Some do enemas, they just might not be open to discussing it.

Sounds like one of those ridiculous fantasies born from a porn movie . Makes no sense at all to me. Dumb dee, dumb, dumb.

I’m sure some do but I’m not invited to the party so why ponder it !