Someone snooping in your bathroom

I enjoy looking around the bathroom in other people's houses. It is a turn-on to find that enema bag hung up behind the shower curtain or a box of suppositories in the medicine cabinet. One rather weird experience I had recently was at an estate sale where there was an enema bag and several fleet enemas for sale. I wondered after I left if I should have hung around the bathroom and observed who handled them or showed an interest in them. Could have made for an interesting introduction or two.

Pecan nutjob- They were OTC glycerine suppositories. Judging by the size of the jars there was a lot of constipation in this household.

Why would people store glycerin suppositories in the fridge? I understand for medicated suppositories, because they are basically medicine dissolved in grease (in the old days, cocoa butter) and keeping them cold makes them easier to insert (they'll melt in the rectum not between the fingers). But glycerin?

Snoop?? Hmmmm.....? Back when ya' didn't have too!!! There was always some kind of Douche and/or Enema Bag, Jones Can or Irrigator Can "Hanging in plain sight!" in just about everyone's Bathroom, sans maybe one or two. That's it! Oh well, times change. 'Would love to "Remodel" a bathroom in Classic '40s vintage; fixtures, checkered tile and etc.!! 'Would definitely have a special place for a Douche/Enema Bag in full view and the fragrance of "Ivory Soap" hanging in the air!!! Add all the "Accoutrements of Enema" on the vanity and "Wa-La!!!!!" you have a "Snoopers Paradise!!!!" Why bother hiding it all in drawers and secret hide-away cabinets!! Give em' an "Eye Full!!!"

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Why would people store glycerin suppositories in the fridge? I understand for medicated suppositories, because they are basically medicine dissolved in grease (in the old days, cocoa butter) and keeping them cold makes them easier to insert (they'll melt in the rectum not between the fingers). But glycerin?

Who says that everyone understands the chemical properties of substances all that well? They were probably just doing what their parents had been doing before them ... ha ha.

Another little remark. I can't help but note the discrepancy in reaction to someone lifting suppositories from someone's bathroom compared to the reactions in another thread when someone confessed to lifting (cheap and often disposed) medical supplies like plastic speculums from a doctors practice or a hospital consultancy.

For the bathroom, it looks like many here would invite the person over and for the doctor/hospital it seemed like many members would have turned the person in to the law.

I don't get the difference. Neither is of much consequence as things of value, but the differences in reaction are pretty striking. What am I missing?

I'm glad we now live in a house with two bathrooms, one of which is for the parents' room only. This is where we store enema etc. supplies. Normally, nobody uses it except for us and snooping in there would mean snooping also in our room.

In our house the enema bag is kept in the hall linen closet, but if anyone wants to snoop they will not find anything really interesting beyond that because hubby and I are pretty much very conventional enema users. There is also a bar of Ivory and a box of baking soda there. On the other hand our lake house is a bit of a different situation because I do keep my enema can out in plain view with (tacky) plastic flowers in it, but there are many people who do not know what one of these is. As for my vibe and dildo, those are in the nightstand drawer along with a tube of Astroglide, but I doubt if our bedroom gets much in the way of visitors.

I will let everyone know right now. If I come to your house I will snoop in your bathroom for enema equipment. Johnny Carson used to admit it as a part of his comedy routine that he liked to snoop in bathrooms. Stating he would open the medicine cabinet and go "hmmm .. hemorrhoids." He did a similar thing on his bathroom snooping quite regularly on his show. Anyone else remember him doing this type of routine? In our house you didn't have to snoop. The big red rubber bag was hanging for all to see right behind the bathroom door.

I've never had anyone steal from me (enema equipment that is). I actually havent worried about anyone snoopin in my bathroom for quite sometime. Newly single, I may worry about future girlfriends. But they'll see it soon enough anyways.

Slightly o/t: recently I was amazed to see what could only be a small enema bulb in the nursing room of a school I've been temporarily working in. (There were sample-collection "hats" around in there too, but I thought that was just in case of accidents!)

If someone wants to snoop today in our master bathroom, they'll find a drawer with a digital and a rectal thermometer and small tube of Vaseline. I believe we still have a few packets of Castile enema soap from the medical supply that I bought years ago. And there is a bar Conti Castile which I have been using for the past year or so. I guess those would be a clue if someone were interested.

However they would not find an enema bag or hot water bottle which I keep with the linens and towels. That's where my mom always kept her fountain syringe. Funny thing how daughters follow mothers.

I'll admit...I've looked in a medicine cabinet or two in my day. occasionally seeing a rectal thermometer, mostly just plastic digital thermometers with no vaseline or anything in sight. I've never found any enema equipment anywhere, but I have seen a jar of glycerin suppositories in one bathroom. Now if somebody went snooping in my bathroom, they wouldn't find anything. The nightstand by my bed and my bedroom closet.....well that's a whole other story...

I came home from an out of town business trip that lasted a full month. I had a house/dog sitter and my only rule was my bedroom was off limits. I shut the door but had no padlock or anything on it. If someone asked me to stay out of their room, I would..I guess I'm not a snoop. When cleaning up the horrendous, filthy mess she made, I found an empty bag of Lavender Epsom Salt in the guest bathroom. I immediately went to my bathroom and discovered it must have been mine because the bag I recently bought was gone. I'm pretty sure she was snooping and what an eyeful she must have gotten..3 large bottles of Dr. Bronner's , suppositories shaped like lightening bolts and little pickles, (don't ask..), a higgenson pump, colon tubes, a box of nozzles, butt plugs, a glass dildo..A few days before I left, I blew up my favorite toy, a fairy wand..If I had hair down there, I would have set myself on fire..but that's another story...I knew the fairy wand would not get to me in time for my trip because it comes from Japan..so I ordered something different with "guaranteed" expedited delivery but, of course..it did not arrive before I had to leave...:-( When I was on my trip, I ordered a replacement fairy wand so it would be home when I got there..When I got home, both of the toys were there..and even though they came from different places, they were both tightly wrapped with clear packing tape. I checked my roll of packing tape and it appears smaller than when I left. I think she opened those boxes too. My only hope is that my toys never touched her skanky ass. Of course, I fired her... not for the snooping, but for leaving my house like a pig sty.

Grace that is rude and disrespectful. For staying at your place for a month, she should have paid you for a house on the beach. And the clean up too.........

It's better to share the bathroom open door policy for all adults let it all hang out both sexes

You can't take a sitter's work when you tell them not to enter certain rooms or spaces. You just need to lock it up. That's why we have a locked, alarmed "equipment room."

Put a locking doorknob on your closet and you will avoid anyone seeing your stuff. You don't have to get a solid brass Baldwin, Accurate Lock or DuBois doorknob and deadbolt, a simple cheap one with a key will do it.

When I was growing up I had a really really bad habit of snooping in people's bathrooms, the first thing I would do is open their medicine cabinet and look around and then I would snoop under the sink to see what they had in there, me and my husband don't keep anything "personal" in our bathroom so if someone does go snooping in our bathroom all they will find is medicine, women's products and mens products such as men's cologne, men's body wash and deodorant and men's razors

A guest wouldn't have to snoop to much to find evidence that I use enemas. I keep a bulb syringe under the sink in the vanity and often leave the Klystra gallon bag hanging in the shower.

They can snoop all they want, all they'll find are a few suppositories and just the regular stuff. All the good things are tucked away in closet in computer room.

A good way to out bathroom snoopers is a bunch of marbles in the medicine cabinet.

Used to do in my younger years but not any more. personally I don't care if they snoop as all they'll find in my bathroom is a digital thermometer, some floss, a bottle of pepto-bismol and my hair care stuff. I share the house with someone so all of my toys and such are stored in a few drawers in my bedroom, aside from my bag which is hung on the back of my bedroom door and usually has my bath robe hanging over it. I keep the door closed when people are over and the hinge squeeks loudly enough I can here it cross the house so no real issues.

I have my enema equipment stowed away and not in my bathroom so a snooper would come away disappointed. But if they happen to wonder over to my bedside table, they would hit the jackpot. Lots of lube, dildo with strapon, anal beads, and prostate vibrator and my wife keeps her vibrator in her bedside draw. But our bedroom is upstairs and when guests are here they never go up to our bedroom so I feel safe.

Maybe the bigger question is- would I care if someone saw what's in our bedside draws. Well I guess so to some extent but if they really go to such lengths to snoop then they are the ones with the problem not me.

Years ago I would worry about people snooping in my bathroom ,but now I figure as long as they don't steal anything, what the hell. go forit BUT! if the right person snooped and I found out I'd be ready for them the next time they showed up 😃

I was a big snooper back in the 70's mainly. My wife and I would play cards with friends/couples every week or so. I would go to the bathroom and lock the door behind me and usually find the wife's douche bag hanging in the shower or it would be under the sink cabinet. No mater where I found it, I would stick the douche nozzle in my mouth, imagine where it had been and jerk off. What a rush!!! Another time, a couple that we knew elected me to watch their house when they went on vacation. The snooper that I am, visited their house daily and I found her combination douche bag hanging in their bathroom in plain view. Not only did I stick the douche nozzle in my mouth, but filled the bag with water and took an enema daily until they returned from their trip. I had a blast as a snooper and never got any diseases. Did I say that I masturbated during the enemas?????????

I HATE snoops!!

Fortunately I only have one in the family, my grandmother on my Father's side. She is not well and is almost 90.

She has not been able to get around that much any more.

I don't expect her to be a problem going forward

With the exception of the housekeeper, it would be almost impossible for a person in our house to surreptitiously find anything very personal in any of our bathrooms that we don't want to be found. Bathrooms available to guests on the main and basement levels of the house have toilet paper, paper towels, soap, hand lotion, hand and face towels and mouthwash. It's a very vanilla looking house. If you are lucky enough to be invited upstairs to the non-public areas of the house, which means you are friends and house guests--not mere acquaintances, you would probably find some personal items but nothing sexual in the bathrooms used by my daughters because they keep those items in their bedrooms that have locks, closets that have locks and night stands. We very rarely give a tour of the upstairs of the house. NO ONE gets to see our master bathroom because only close family members (my parents, in-laws, daughters and their very close friends) and the housekeeper have ever even been in our bedroom--we have a lot to hide.

Someone who looked under the sink in the master bath would find a blue enema bulb and Vaseline. My other stuff like a couple of bags, special nozzles and anal toys are hidden where it would take some time to find. There is nothing out of the ordinary in the hall bath that visitors would use.

But, back when I was younger, many homes in the neighborhood had only one bathroom so the chance of seeing stuff, either in the open or under the sink was much better.

Yep, @RedBulb99, mine too only they would find a well used white bulb & a drugstore variety red bag, hose with a silicone retention nozzle attached.

We’ve had multiple caregivers and housekeepers for the last several years. Nothing is out of bounds to them. I keep all our toys and enema equipment in my gun safe. Had a close call once where we left a dildo we played with in the bathtub one morning on the bathroom counter. Remembered it on my way to work and, thankfully, I made it home before the caregiver went into the bathroom. I was a lot more careful after that.

IDK, Perhaps because I live alone and have no child living with me I am afforded the luxury of this attitude however I don't care who finds what if they're snooping. My silicone bag is almost always hanging in my personal bathroom. I have plugs in a drawer in my bathroom cabinet in storage bags that came with them. If anyone is nosey enough to invade my privacy, Yeah they will definitely get an eye full, Then WHAT? Are they going to confront me about it? I think not! But If they do, Okay