Someone snooping in your bathroom

I always snoop, it’s like a addiction, i love too look into medicine cabinet. I did find a couple of rectal thermometer and a few suppository.

……… Have you ever had an ENEMA before? Well let's make the experience happen today… Today will be your first…

Annnnnnd …….

…….. maybe not.

Next, he took the rectal thermometer and made sure the mercury was lowered. And now it was time for the part he liked the best. He got on the bed and lay on his stomach – the position he liked the best. He spread his legs, and then he reached back and positioned the thermometer between his buttocks, until the bulb made contact with his anus. He teased his anus with the bulb of the thermometer and then he slowly inserted it. He took note of the time and lay still, although he would occasionally press his hips against the bed and constrict his anus around the thermometer, but he was trying not to become aroused. As he lay there, his stern religious upbringing pervaded his thoughts and guilt overtook him –

The only thing I do is look to make sure the boogeyman isn't hiding in the shower before using the restroom. 🙂

You'd be surprised how many people do that @Kappy . 😃 Must have been that Psycho movie.

@Larrybrady Was this really done?

(When I think about it… I've heard of girls, student age, getting rid of all traces of boyfriend presence before parental visits.)

We used to host monthly parties BitD. We placed a life-size cardboard cutout of a famous actor in the tub behind the shower curtain In the hall bathroom. Caught one woman looking. Quite loud screaming.

One of my friends loves to snoop in other peoples things then tell everyone about what she finds so and so has a vibrator in her toilet organizer things like that. We all know she snoops so It has become a game to put strange things in our bathrooms for her to find in unusual places. I sometimes make strange things like cookie-shaped soaps For Santa in the cupboard others leave wrapped presents with no name on them for her to find and open then try to put them back together. One of my favourite things was this bar of soap with googly eyes covered in cat hair I left in the toilet organizer. She screamed so loud I thought she was going to die. It was hilarious. She comes out trying to act as nothing happened. The toilet organizer is where I keep the cleaning supplies and soap plus some playthings. It is over the toilet to save floor space.

Another snooper was a Land Lady who would sneak into our part of the house and have a look around when we were out.

One time she chose to come in when I was at home with my Friend Zofia playing sniff and lick gues the sauce in the kitchen. She was embarrassed. We were a bit red-faced and giggly about the whole thing. She did not want to play.

OK, I have no idea if anyone snoops in our bathroom. But, I just thought of a way of finding out. I have a collection of those butterflies tha you can put in greeting cards that when you open the card, they fly all over the place. Place those trapped in a drawer and when the open the drawer they all come flying out all over the place. Surprise! Have fun finding them all and getting them back in the drawer. “Hey Mary, what's taking you so long in the washroom? Are you OK?”

This all reminds me of the story of someone who had a small statue of a nude male in their bathroom. It had a fig-leaf strategically placed over his bits.

Unbeknownst to unsuspecting guests, the fig-leaf was connected electronically to a light in the living room. Ergo, anyone who lifted the fig-leaf for a peek, let everyone in the living room know. Obviously, it only worked until new victims fell for it once.

Another thing that comes to mind. My late wife and I were nudists and frequent visitors to Wreck Beach, a clothing optional beach in Vancouver.

Every year a local photographer would take an arial photo of a whole bunch of us grouped together on the beach waving. These photos were made into large posters and we had a few of them. We had one hanging behind the bathroom door and it took us a while to realise people were spending time in there trying to find us in the picture. We eventually put a magnifying glass on a string beside the poster. 😃

An item that is simple to make and leverages the human oral os for the audible alert is the age old rattlesnake teeth.

If you are unfamiliar with rattlesnake teeth, it is a hastily made noise maker used to catch snoops, thieves and torment victims. To construct one you need to gather the following:

A regular, new mail envelope

A large heavy duty paper clip

A small paper clip

A regular rubber band

Glitter (Optional)

Assembly Instructions:

Take the large paper clip and unfold it so it forms a U shaped form

Stretch the rubber band from one leg on the unfolded large paper clip to the other leg. Adjust the rubber band so it rests about mid point on each leg of the large paper clip.

Take the small paper clip and spread it so that it captures the rubber band about mid length. Adjust the small paper clip on the rubber band so the rubber band passes approximately through the mid point of the paper clip.

Set the paper clip assembly to one side.

On the envelope write the name of some object or item that will attract the attention of your victim. Normally the label “Rattlesnake Teeth” is used but for catching an enema snoop something like “Enema Powder”, “Vaginal Dust”, “Powdered Spermicide” or other creative label which you suspect will pique the interest of your mark will work and can simply be hand written on the envelope where you normally write a recipient's address.

Now take the paper clip assembly and rotate the paper clip attached to the center of the rubber band multiple times, essentially winding up the noise maker. With about 20 turns of the rubber band, place the wound noise maker in the envelope, so that the front and rear of the envelope are close enough together that when you turn the noise maker loose it does not unwind. Close the envelope flap but do not seal it. Place it in a location where your snoop can find it. I find vanity drawers are an excellent location near packages of personal products, things like pads, tampons, disposable enemas, packages of suppositories etc.

If you use the optional ‘Glitter’ simply add it to the inside of the envelope. The combination of the spinning paper clip and the mark hurling the envelope will dust the mark with Glitter. Normally there will be a scream when the mark opens the envelope or a loud profane outburst that can be easily heard. Both will alert you that the trap has been discovered.

So what does the contraption do? When a person opens an envelope, they normally pull the face and back apart. This allows the paper clip to spin with great speed. As the clip spins it strikes the face and rear of the envelope making a raucous noise which is the last thing the victim wants. Given that the mark is normally trying to be surreptitious, the slightest unexpected sound usually evokes a very vocal response.

The trap is very versatile and is a novel item to leave on a teacher's desk or nurse's station.

My bathroom is a gold mine for the fetish lover whatever your into , your sure to find it in there .

Ambu bag

intermitent catheters 18 FR

indwelling catheters and insertion trays 12 FR-24 FR both regular & Coude

sterile saline

flashlights

drain bags

diapers cloth / disposable

boosters

adult & baby wipes

waterless shampoo

rubber,vinyl,plastic, PUL pants

chux

diaper pail

maxi pads

tampons

condoms

surgilube

stethoscope/ penlight/ several regular and electronic BP cuffs

pulse oximeter

oxygen tank & regulator

bipap machine with heat/humidifier

tourniquets

lidocaine ointment & injectable

Marcaine

EMLA

syringes (insulin, irrigation, IM ,piston)

hand sanitizer

soap

alcohol wipes /IV preps

suture kits

Tegderm dressing

tape

garbage bags

band aides

wound dressings

Mastisol/Detachol ( surgical skin adhesive/ remover)

Commercial Enemas/ Enema bag

shower /commode/ enema chair with restraints

“Magic bullets”

laryngoscope

inflatable heel /elbow protectors

vinyl/ nitrile/ rubber gloves

thermometers hypo/hyper in/out

nitrolingual spray

barrier creams

perianal cleansers

speculums steel & disposable

Haz mat suits

plastic tarps

mylar blankets

waterproof matches

steel wool

a pot of rocks

several digital/analog mobile & handheld open/encrypted radios HF/UHF/VHF/Microwave & satellite phone ,spare cell phone

Tequilla,vodka, rum,bourbon, whiskey, moonshine,amaretto, Kalua/ mocha mint/ blonde/ salted caramel/ cinnamon

Baileys Irish cream regular/ salted caramel/ apple pie

red /white/sake

various brandys

cognac

white /dark chocolate liqueur

maple syrup( local)

honey(local)

extra spices from Anise to saffron

extra hot sauces

pickled onions viddalia , Spanish

shallots dried/pickled

ginger

garlic regular,black,elephant,pickled

Tuna

corned beef

bacon

spam

tamales

dried beans ,red/green lentils, barley ,split peas

cous cous

quinoa

Rice white/brown/ black/basmati/jasmine/arborio/wild

cheese

extra tomatoes,green chiles ,guajillo‘s, anchos, jalapeno,habanero,ghost, scorpions, reapers,cherry, banana Calabrian,

olives black/ green stuffed pimento,feta,

mango,plums,pineapple, cranberrys,raisins ,figs,dates,apricots, currants,peaches,strawberry,papaya,pumpkin, apple

extra coffee reg/decaf/blonde dark espresso cafe Veranda , breakfast blend ,pike place,Sumatra

tea regular/decaf Earl Grey,green,oolong ,chai

various creamers

Extra sugar/Sucralose/ stevia

extra cookies,crackers,pretzels,chips,meat sticks,nuts

i am sure I am leaving Out a bunch of stuff , since I am limited to diapers and bed baths , my bathroom has become an all purpose room for things I might use up and want extra on hand or have special for company .

@Victoria1951 I have never heard that one , I do have a friend who filled his medicine cabinet with marbles and super balls , just for the fun of it , it absolutely hilarious when embarrassed victim comes out and we act like we heard nothing !

Before anyone visits, I detach the enema tip from the enema shower attachment we have, but the people must then wonder what the flex hose hanging from the shower is for…

As empty nesters we have a few extra items in the bathroom, and the bedroom as well. I just try to remember to pick up the enema bag, hoses, and nozzle if company is expected.

But if they find or see something, then let them ask. If they can handle the answer they may receive.

I don't keep any odd stuff at my house other than possibly a fleet enema that has been under the bathroom sink for 20 years. I have to confess I have looked under sinks before and did see an enema bag with the small nozzle attached once after the ladies husband mentioned she had to have an enema because her diet had constipated her. This was decades ago but still a very vivid memory. Very titillating.

@Moppys_jalopy Isn't that very uncouth of that husband to tell you such personal facts about his wife?

(I once felt ill at ease when a friend of mine started ranting about her daughter who leaves her dirty panties lying in the bathroom.)

@Moppys_jalopy Isn't that very uncouth of that husband to tell you such personal facts about his wife?

(I once felt ill at ease when a friend of mine started ranting about her daughter who leaves her dirty panties lying in the bathroom.)

We were discussing dieting and he said Katie get so darned constipated when she diets she has to do an enema. She turned beet red while I gave my wife a look. She would also get constipated and would never agree to an enema unless it was a week or longer. She knew what that look was for.

@Moppys_jalopy Was it implied that she took the enema herself, or did the husband administer it?

@Moppys_jalopy Was it implied that she took the enema herself, or did the husband administer it?

That wasn't discussed. I thought she probably did it herself.

We leave our enema equipment out – not completely out in the open, but it is kinda obvious if someone is tuned in to look for it. We have no shame, LOL.

I had a remodeling and home building business in the 90's and had many occasions to be in different bathrooms. Usually it was with the homeowner while estimating a remodel, but sometimes there while checking progress. Only one time did I see something interesting…. It was in a new house that we had delivered about a month prior, to a couple with a very attractive wife. I had come over to meet with them to go over a few miscellaneous changes and punch list items, one of which was a sticking closet door in the master bath. I went in to see what the issue was, and to my surprise found an open top bag hanging from a door (not the sticking one) with a douche nozzle on the tube. Always enjoyed that memory… and wonder if it was still hanging there when my carpenter went back to plane the door.

Never left my major equipment out. I did however leave an accessory or two out by accident. A spoon for stirring the recipe left on a tub side, and bag hook lying about.

Those who saw, noticed or had any thoughts about it said nothing. Honestly, I don't care if they knew it related to enemas. Enemas are perfectly normal. The extent to which we take and enjoy them is what converts a fairly commonplace activity into an atypical behavior.

All of which is aside from my obvious untidiness! :-) Bad ME!

The two ladies who come in every few days to houseclean for us are fairly attractive and one was a midwife in Europe. She has, on at least one occasion, mentioned an incident with one of her other clients which at least implied some sort of sexual contact (or at least her client implied that it might have occurred). Other than that…let's move on to the topic at hand. I leave all of our “gear” in a vanity in our master bath…and I mean ALL and it's pretty obvious…I keep it handy for convenience's sake. The door on my side of the vanity (where the gear is kept) has a rather touchy spring latch and a very light brush against it pop's the little sucker open!! I'm sure that one or both of them have seen the contents. I keep hoping for an opportunity to confirm this, point the conversation in the right direction with the right party (former midwife, obviously) and somehow get around to asking if she would be available, given the right circumstances, to give me an enema….or two or three or…and who knows what else!!??

Hope springs eternal!! (lol) Now…go hang a bag!

If I was single and dating I would definitely leave my enema gear on display.

There were 7 of us, 2 parents and 5 kids, so our bathroom medicine chest was always being opened. However, one of our neighbors had a novel idea. She attached an old Christmas bell to the inside of the cabinet door. Every time some was in the bathroom and it rang, she would ask if there was anything they needed. Very effective!

@e2eddie In the 1990s, douching was probably becoming rare among young women…

I used to put marbles in the bathroom that guests used. If they opened the cabinet the marbles would fall out. Since becoming more involved in medfet and all of my guests are adults I thought I would leave a few hints like enema nozzles and syringes there so people might get an idea of what I am into. Who would be more embarrassed, they or me? It has opened a lot of fun discussions and a possible new medfet partner.

I do remember my college days in the late 70s and if I can be politically incorrect guys' rooms are typically a bit neater than those of women students. That said, it was not uncommon to go to a girl's dorm room and find underwear items in plain view. But also due to the era a folding or bulb syringe might be out in readily visible. I've also seen BC pill packets on several occasions and at the time Tampax sold a large box that had all of the printing on a cellophane sleeve that once removed made the box was much less obvious, that is unless the guy has some female siblings. So really, who had to snoop in those days?