Someone snooping in your bathroom

I did a lot of snooping in the seventies and eighties. I would excuse myself and go to the bathroom and then usually pull back the shower curtain or look under the sink and find her douchebag. I would stick her douche nozzle up my ass or into my mouth and jerk off in less time then it would take me to pee. Sometimes I would take an old douche nozzle in there and exchange it for the douche nozzle that had been up her p**** so I could relive her taking her douche. Call me crazy but I call it normal and I really got off on it. Go figure.

Sometimes those gals had a crazy-shaped nozzle on their douchebag that I couldn't replicate so I had to leave it there. But I never forgot the shape or smell of it. Call me crazy but I'm just normal like all the other guys looking for a douche nozzle in a female's bathroom.

@Victoria1951 Here is a video showing one, just google and look at YOUTUBE, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGtIGM07d98

Since I work in security, I have access to cameras that look like everyday house items that can be set up, like clocks of all sorts, motion detectors, etc. Nothing like recording and playing back, maybe send it to them as a text message or something.

Without snooping… Some weeks ago I was working with a young intern. She was showing me something on her computer screen, I had grabbed a chair.

Her bag was open, with I don't know what inside, and a box of tampons was on the top. Unfortunately, while showing things to me she hit the bag and made the tampons fall. I pretended not to see; though, I mean, this is 2020, not 1970, and surely a middle aged married male can be expected to know what tampons are.

I've heard that if you're having a party, take everything out of your medicine cabinet and refill it with marbles. There's a way to do that. Should someone decide to snoop, they will be greeted with the sound of marbles falling into the sink and have to walk out in shame as everyone will know what they did

I've heard that if you're having a party, take everything out of your medicine cabinet and refill it with marbles. There's a way to do that. Should someone decide to snoop, they will be greeted with the sound of marbles falling into the sink and have to walk out in shame as everyone will know what they did

@kristens It would be fun to see how they scramble to pick them up and put them back in the cabinet!! As well as their face when they walked out of the bathroom.

Ah, if you do want to snoop, be sure to very slowly and partially open the cabinet door just a tiny bit to make sure there's nothing waiting to fall out. 😈

Ah, if you do want to snoop, be sure to very slowly and partially open the cabinet door just a tiny bit to make sure there's nothing waiting to fall out. 😈

@reddevil Are you speaking from experience???? Lesson learned??

Several people have talked about the marble thing, is this really a widely used trap?

Several people have talked about the marble thing, is this really a widely used trap?

Not for me. If someone wants to see what is in our medicine cabinet or bathroom closet let them. There is nothing to hide in them. Snoop away.

All of this reminds me of a visit to a female friend of mine, divorced. There was a condom (in its wrapper) among toiletries in an open box in her bathroom. Unsure if it was for her or her daughter.

Several people have talked about the marble thing, is this really a widely used trap?

I think the marble thing is more urban fantasy. One simple marble falling out of the cabinet into the sink would be mortifying. A simple noise maker alarm rigged to cabinet door would work as well.

We don't have a medicine cabinet in the bathroom - everything is under the counter storage where little kids can get at our pills, hydrogen peroxide, cleaning solvents etc. We don't have many kids around anymore! 😄

A doctor friend of mine told me that you can tell what might be going on with a person by seeing what prescription medicine you find in a cabinet.

We all must make choices in life.

If you want to be welcome in our house, you must make the decision to avoid snooping in the bathrooms AT ALL.

You will not be snooping in the bedroom.

You will ask permission before looking around too much in our rented storage locker.

You will limit your snooping in the kitchen and garage!

We label items in our med chest to avoid confusion should someone snoop - don't a snooper thinking the white powder is something other than the innocuous baking soda it is 😜

I am a disgusting bathroom snoop. I started as a kid when we went to our aunt's houses for holidays. I'd snoop around opening bathroom cabinets usually looking for enema equipment, I think both aunts had enema bags and nozzles

In later life, I became a contractor. I remodeled houses, and I had extended periods of time to snoop. I found enema bags and even sex toys. Once I found an enema bag I checked daily, they was one client whose bag was wet, indicating she used it recently. In fact she used enemas quite a bit, She was married and it made me wonder his role if any in the enemas. The disgusting part is I gave myself enemas with their bags. It brought new excitement to me I never experienced before.

I even snooped our own bathroom. I'd check on our enema bag and it became apparent my wife was a frequent enema user, at least once a week, She never mentioned it to me. She knew of my love of enemas and said she didn't want any part of it after asking her to give me enemas. Being married more than once I did find women willing to give or get enemas.

Many years ago, when I met a girl, I was always interested in whether she was likely to be a play partner. While I would never open a cabinet or drawer, I did feel it reasonable to just look when either was open. One time I saw a red, zippered case in a basket on a shelf right beside the toilet in a friends apartment. I knew exactly what it was as I had an identical one… it was a Rexall Defender folding syringe.

Anyway, on a couple of other occasions I saw the drawer in a woman's bedside table open and, among her stuff was either a round birth control pills or the similar case for a diaphragm. Seeing either told me she had a sex life. A promising hint.

I accidentally found my neighbors vibrator supply while looking for something else. I never knew how sexual she was till then. I kept silent about this till this day.

I don’t care if you look or what you might think if you do. 😄

Our bathroom is snoop friendly. No locked cabinets, and yes, you will find things of interest.

@bagman925 This enema bag you saw used in a woman's home… sure it was for enemas, not douching?

Our bathroom is snoop friendly. No locked cabinets, and yes, you will find things of interest.

@Hookajoe that is our bathroom. Let someone look as they like. If they say nothing I'll never know about it. Unless they happen to ask about something that gives it away they were looking.

My neighbour often uses my apartment to get away and some peace and quiet when I am away at the weekend. She is also a friend, hence the reason she has a key.

I am sure she uses the bathroom when she is here and probably snoops. Never ask her. She is quite familiar with my sexual proclivities, although doesn't share them. So nothing in my medicine cabinet is likely to surprise her. She has even borrowed lubricant. 😃

My biggest problem with snoopers is what they might steal. When my Dad was in his last couple years of life, his doc prescribed oxycodone to help with his extreme back pain. A person who shall remain nameless used the bathroom and stole a bunch of the tablets. This was a huge problem, since those tablets were literally the ONLY thing that kept my Dad from extreme suffering, and they could not be replaced until the appropriate time.

Snooping is not OK, in my book, and someone who does it gets removed from my “friend list” forever if I find out.

Consider putting an inflatable sex doll in the cabinet that blows up when someone opens the cabinet door!!!