Have you ever had a bad enema?

Interesting about the Dr Bonner's. From all the soapy enemas over the years I've become very tolerant and find I have to use a one to two tablespoons for a good enema.

But would not recommend that to anyone else.

As for having a bad enema - Yes, from time time-to-time it happens.

Sometimes I try to get too "advanced" or fancy in what I'm trying to do, and wind up getting too involved in the technical aspects of that.

Sometimes the enema just doesn't work right, too slow to produce results, stays in... or the anal area gets too swollen

Sometimes (rarely thank goodness) I get nauseous.

Sometimes I free time I think I have suddenly isn't there - wife comes home early, etc..

I dislike fleet enemas. The nozzle is to short, there just isn't enough fluid for a satisfying expulsion and if you don't think to warm it up it just ends up making me grumpy. So yes, I have had a bad enema ( in the hospital. ) But among friends or self administered there I haven't a bad experience. My preference is 2 quarts or more, hot, with herb tea ( Red Zinger) and a 36 colon tube.

Once enema with a part glycerin, it has a longer effect, and is less in control. And once I was bit awkward, tubing from nozzle, great cleaning results in bathroom. A.

This is for Valerie and others who dislike Fleet enemas. Please have a look at my story "The New Dominatrix" which is posted in the Sadism, Masochism, Bondage and Discipline Forum. I used to have the same complaints about Fleets as Valerie does, but this scene was very hot and completely changed my mind about Fleets. These tiny little injections can be very entertaining.

Hurts so bad is a phrase that begs an instant brainflashing of comparisons. Even before fully hearing the other person completing the description or our reading enough to get a full grasp of what's been invoked.

It's a case of the concept arguably flashing us into recall approaching re-living... Every sensory perception so associated. Whether we've lived them, or merely read/heard of them. And thence there's a few words or concepts that approach an indelible entanglement even if we know differently.

After all- if you walk around and ask random folks the 2 queries and graph the clustering by demographics... we could have fun

1: have you ever had an enema.

2: Does it hurt.

After some establishing baselines- We'd maybe- consider a different phrasing-

Do you think an enema hurts so good?

From things I've read, there is a fine line between pleasure and pain. The chemical response in the brain is very similar. That's why so many people get off on pain. I feel the word "pain" has too much of a negative response, so I like to use the words "erotic discomfort" when talking about how an enema can feel. Just my two cents worth.

One thing I remember from mom's enema words when we were little was the phrase, "an enema HAS to hurt to work good".

a phrase I am sure she learned from her own mother when little.

I disagree with that statement but do agree that when the colon is filled beyond comfort it will stimulate a forceful evacuation so it does make some sense.

enemas and spankings do cause hormones to be released into the bloodstream which produce a warm, pleasant sensation within the body.....

many women I have played with over the years have enjoyed this sensation from huge enemas....some even a gallon along with a spanking or strapping (and orgasms, of course) and have experienced the pleasant sensations as "after glow".

Playing with the edge of pain is a symptom of my klysmaphilia. I don't ever do other things to deliberately cause myself pain, but in my solo enema play I often enjoy filling myself until it hurts.... hurts so good.

I do not like pain when doing enemas but I will fill as much as I can just to have a bigger and longer release

I think the pleasure and even the discomfort are arousing and heathy

From things I've read, there is a fine line between pleasure and pain. The chemical response in the brain is very similar. That's why so many people get off on pain. I feel the word "pain" has too much of a negative response, so I like to use the words "erotic discomfort" when talking about how an enema can feel. Just my two cents worth.

Everyone's pain threshold is a little different and when it comes to enemas probably even more so. To the novice, minor discomfort to most of us experienced users translates to considerable pain. For me, I like the term "erotic discomfort". An enema is an erotic experience (that also can have positive health benefits) and that is my principal reason for taking them. So the phrase "hurts so good" in the context of "erotic discomfort" is about as on target as it gets!

Have fun and play safe!

Deb

To me the best part of an enema is preporation. Then a large enema for pain, hurt discomfort whatever you want to call it. Getting the most in, then in my mind mommy just needs to put a little more in. I try to do the same thing. What a great orgasam at the very end

Thanks NozzleNuzzle, I like that term "erotic discomfort" and will begin using it myself in place of other terms. Thanks a bunch . . . .

I need to update my earlier post with a recent nasty experience. I should explain that I use an enema bucket, not a bag. I had found what I thought was the perfect bucket made of translucent PVC so I could put litre markings on the outside to be sure of how much enema I was taking. I also use DIY inflatable nozzles made from mountain bike inner tubes. Well this particular evening I had mixed up my enema and inserted the inflatable nozzle up my bum (always a sensual delight for me). I was anticipating the further thrill of having the monster grow in my rectum (it is designed to fill it completely and to stretch where it fills (about a litre capacity). But no matter how hard I pumped, the nozzle grew only a little bit. At that point I farted - a long, loud fart that told me the nozzle had burst! Drat! I didn't have a spare, either.

I turned to the 'full' bucket to find that the bottom had cracked and almost two litres of thick, gooey soap-and-salt solution was all over the floor; and, yes, it had indeed oozed under the bath mat so that was all slimy too. Double drat! Moreover, I could not go and get more soap powder and salt, as I had had just enough for this enema.

Well, you all know the fix I was in! I really wanted that enema, and didn't feel like abandoning it. So I had to get the cleanup rag we keep in the en sujite bathroom and go to work to recover as much as I could. It took a wretched 20 minutes to get it into another bucket, squeeze by squeeze. By then, of course, the enema was stone cold. It's winter here (this was three weeks ago) and rather chilly in an unheated bathroom. I then had to get the enema in with my colon tube. This has an inflatable sleeve on it; but that, too, had burst a week before, and I had n[t yet found time to make a new one! Drat, drat, DRAT!

Getting the enema in wasn't too hard, though I do leak with the cramps. But it was really strong soap, and even though there was less of it than usual, to hold it was now really difficult. I ended up sitting on the toilet, bum cheeks clamped together, cold and miserable. I can't even say the expulsion was great, either.; and I had been looking forward to a good blow out. All in all, a miserable evening!

Johnny

Yes, It was no different than any other, but it hurt going in, no chance in "H" of holding it, and came out to early, a real mess cleaning up. never did figure out why.

All in all, a miserable evening!

Johnny

The (really funny!) scene you describe here would probably qualify for a video called "Enema Stooge" or something similar. Had a good giggle! 😁

Two times.

Once I tried coffee and rinsed with tap water (no salt added). During the second water rinse the colon absorbed way too much water. Not fun at all. The water didn't come out easily, and I got a horrible headache.

Another time I don't know what went wrong. I got cramps and while holding/expelling I felt more like having diarrhea than having gotten an enema. I stopped immediately.

Never happened again. Maybe just a bad day...

Bad is a relative term. I have had some bad enemas which were not effective, meaning not much was expelled, others were from too hot, or too cold water. The very cold water enemas caused cramping but there was no warm water available and I was desperate.

They are all different and some are less "good" than others. But truly bad?

I have tried an air enema a few times (after a "real" enema to clean things out) and found the cramping to be quite uncomfortable/painful even after much of the air was out. Perhaps that qualifies as bad. And of course there have been the accidents when at the end of the cleanup I wished I had not done an enema that day. Here again, though, you get to the question of whether the enema itself was bad or the circumstances surrounding it were. Not sure you can separate the two however.

The "bottom line" is that bad or not I after a few days the bag comes out again!

I once had a play doctor who hug ave me a fleet and then did a bag. It was a lot for me and I didn't enjoy it much. I'm sure this is pretty routine for more experienced enema folks, though.

I once was having a warm relaxing enema and I was drinking tea with lemon from a container with a straw. I thought I could get hydrated at both ends. Suddenly I started to get a lot of cramps. I couldn't hold the enema and had to rush to the bathroom. I then realized the lemon had brought on the effect of cramps. I didn't expect it.

Yes! I took them cold and shivering lying on the hard tile floor of our bathroom growing up. As an adult I am extra careful about making the environment as soothing and comfy as possible before starting the flow!

It happens, not often, but it does. I can remember once after a long business trip I came home feeling awful in my stomach and thinking an enema would help calm my insides. It didn't help at all. I should have taken a tummy medicine.

If a "bad enema" can be connected to a mini-disaster, I learned to have a towel or wipes handy by my side after lubricating the rectal tube or nozzle. One time I had too much Surgilube on my fingers that I couldn't close the metal clamp that I was using. I was cramping and needed to stop the flow fast and couldn't do it cuz my fingers were tooooo slippery. I kinda laugh at that now, but it wasn't fun at the time.

Never "Bad" per say, just different experiences that have added to my knowledge and experiences. Over time I have found what enhances and what detracts from a positive enema or other fetish experience, but like anything practice makes perfect>:-)!

I have had 2 bad enemas the first was a wine enema, perhaps it was too much or perhaps it was because it was a cheap wine,I used straight wine, a pint, I had never tried it before and had no idea about how much to use or if it should be diluted, even before the bag was empty I was DRUNK, on the floor, thankfully it was right beside the toilet....lol. I managed to pull myself up, sat down and expelled it, wiped my butt and then pitched straight forward onto the floor, where lay for hours, thankfully by the time my kids got home from school I was able to stay awake until my husband got home,and also thankfully it was Friday, lay in the bed for the next 12 hours, had a terrible hangover, I will NEVER do any wine again, no matter what anyone may suggest

The other bad one was a saltwater enema, 2 qts, I think maybe I took it too fast ?? All I know is as soon as the bag was empty I became so dizzy I was certain I was going to pass out, I sat on the toilet, reeling. so afraid I would faint and fall, again I was alone, luckily I managed to stay conscious and when I expelled the enema I slowly became less dizzy, I did manage to get wiped, washed my hands and went to the family room where I lay on the couch, it wasn't long before I felt just fine, that had never happened before and hasn't since.

Burst retention balloon equals bad and messy enema. Happened this morning as I was having my morning coffeeL. For those of you wondering what it is like,--it was no big deal. just a little noise and the immediate fear of how much had I taken and could I get to the bathroom without destroying my carpet. I am now left with my single balloon nozzle and harness. Not quite as comfortable as the latex but more dependable..

Hope you all had a great weekend.

gdfru

I can't remember ever having a bad enema

If you take a lot of enemas like I have over the years, there are surely a few you did not enjoy.

Some are accidents, like the bag falling, or the hose slipping off of the nozzle spewing coffee all over the beige carpet in the bedroom.

Other times, it seems like your body just plain rejects the enema. The same solution and temperature you have used a hundred times, but you just can't keep it in. Or when you are done, your gut rumbles and pukes a little liquid every ten minutes for an hour after.

The percentage may be low, but take enough of them and sooner or later you will have an enema that will leave you shaking your head wondering what the hell just happened.

Excellent response, Cheryl77177. Ditto on all accounts.

I've had a few of those annoying things happen to me-bag falling down, nozzle slipping out, someone knocking at the door. I think my most uncomfortable experience was my first barium enema. My wife had had one a couple of years before me and she described the whole procedure to me. I was really looking forward to my appointment. First I was disappointed when I found out the xray tech was a male. Then he didn't properly lube my butt or the nozzle, so the insertion didn't feel too good. He also had a lousy bedside manner and seemed put off by what he was doing. My next one was administired by a cute young blond that was very gentle and caring. I enjoyed the entire procedure and had an erection as soon as I exposed my ass to her.