Have you ever had a bad enema?

Has anyone ever had a really bad enema??

I tried a Fleet once, as I was getting started with enemas 2 years ago, before I was able to find a bag. I almost didn't look for a bag. The Fleet nearly turned me inside out. I haven't taken another one of those since.

My first soapy enema with Dr Bronners had too much soap in it for me and that was pretty bad, but after a couple of rinses I was fine. My Dom will use a soapy one, varying soap and amount based on transgression, as punishment, and those are bad. But then, that's the whole point of punishment: if I liked it, it wouldn't be punishment.

There is no such thing as a bad enema. Some are just better than others. The worst I can remember was a milk and molasses (M&M) enema that truly turned me inside out. The Fleet's rank up there as less than comfortable. Very effective under the circumstances. A few green (Palmolive) soapy enemas in my childhood were also pretty intense.

I suppose that the purpose and desired outcome might influence the choice of solutions and manner of administration. Chester89 may just need a little correction or perhaps a reminder of who's in charge.

Nope always good

I've gotten unexpected enemas and unexciting enemas but I've never had a bad enema. All of mine would be classified as good or great enemas.

Never had a really bad enema, someone was more painful than others, someone was little embarrassing that others, but none really bad .

My common comment after an enema is: "This was really great, better than usual!"

Best enemas is always the last one.

Happy E.

Acquaman

Used to make the water too hot; would sometimes result in nausea. Easy fix.

Everyone Mom gave me !!!!

I've had one that was particularly bad. I felt like it was going to kill me, then when it didn't, I wished it had. That was memorable and almost put me off enemas entirely but I've tried it again and it wasn't as bad. I still prefer to give, rather than receive.

Sse4fun I know full well who is in charge of our relationship. I don't need discipline enemas to remind me, and He very rarely gives me a punishment enema. I don't need all my fingers to count how many I've had in our 18 months together.

I suppose that many of my early enemas seemed punitive and therefore might be classified as "bad". But, once one learns to go with the flow, the punitive aspect is significantly diluted.

Chester89...I suspect that I may be in need of a corrective action plan. Any ideas you might share?

Nope.....but then I've never tried to fill myself with anything that was dangerous or painful. I've tried M&M enemas on a few occasions, and they do tend to produce a fair amount of gas and a bloating feel for a while, but I can't classify them as a "bad" enema......just different.

Just one, a barium enema in the early 60's. I was already hooked & thought this might be fun, too. At this point, I'd never had an enema larger than 2 quarts. As the nurse rolled in the IV pole, I looked over my shoulder and saw the huge bag and what I later came to recognize as a Balloon nozzle. The nozzle insertion was skillfully done & felt nice. It was all downhill from there. When they were done, that bag was empty. I was so distended I thought I was going to explode. She then walked me to the toilet, had me squat down & released the valve. I think that balloon came out of me at the speed of a .30-06.

Just about all the enemas I've had since then have been quite pleasurable 😄

Vapor

My mother's enemas were always very gentle, but the soapsuds could sometimes cause cramping especially when I was trying to hold the water in for the required time. Even when an enema was a little painful I always found the procedure sensual and exciting. So in that sense I have never had a bad enema.

YES, YES,YES!!

It CAN happen.

That is why, when you are taking Epsom Salt it is SOOOO important to do it on an empty stomach. Also, if you are going to take any oral laxatives before or after the enema, timing IS important.

It's not just that: The first time I ever took a 4-qt enema, it hurt so much I cried.

Oh yes in the hospital when i was a child, it was very emarrassing

I guess if you have had as many enemas as I have, you are probably going to have a few that were not fun. I never received enemas as punishment, so for me, a bad enema is one that caused some problem.

There were a few where I tried something different, or too much soap, or something like that that produced strong cramps and lasting discomfort. Yes, I know. An enema is supposed to produce cramps as part of the process to get it out. But I am not into pain, so an unusually crampy or harsh enema is bad to me.

There have been other times where an accident has caused me to spend time cleaning up. I am fond of my coffee but a spill or leak means a session with the carper cleaner. I have learned the hard way that if you are retaining an enema, don't stray too far from the toilet as you never know when it will hit you.

But most of them are good, and some just plain heavenly.

I'm not sure I'd call it a "bad" enema, but when I was maybe 7 or 8 I was being given a bulb enema and since I didn't particularly want it I managed to squirm off of my mother's lap and quickly expel it. Of course it didn't have either enough volume or time to work and that is when my mother, who was now less than happy with me, started using the enema bag for me. I was told that if that enema didn't work I would get a third one, so I was really good, didn't fuss, and held it until told that I could go. Not my favorite enema, and certainly not really "bad", but surely memorable.

Got one that was on the hot side. burned for awhile. Got a soap one once with no flush. Had to go within 5 minutes of eating every meal every day for 3-4 days.

If I ever had a bad enema, I surely do not remember it. I don't think there is any such thing as a bad enema.

Bill

I have never had a bad enema. Any enema is a good enema, just some are a heck of a lot better then others.

I guess a bad enema might be the one I didn't have time to take!

Depends what you mean as bad. Bad for me is one where i have a particularly hard time expelling completely. Those i don't enjoy. Happens every once in awhile.

Nope....never had a bad enema. It's just that some are more pleasurable and intense than others.....but never bad.

Yes, many times!

Sometimes I try to do something too complicated or offbeat and get caught up in the technicalities.

I

Nope ive never had a bad enema some are just better than others

Occasionally my enema ends up with me sitting there on the loo for ages with what seems like a bad case of the runs, it doesnt come out very quick, and a bit at a time, and i end up feeling rotten really ! havnt really worked out why, cos most times it shoots right out of me, all over and done with in a minute or two.

Bguy here:

I do not recall ever having a bad enema - painful ones yes but still wonderful - some so painful that I actually cry out but I still love them.

I had a bad enema when I was 8 years old. I was in the hospital in the kids ward. Late one night a nurse came in with an enema bag. She thought all the others were asleep. After she got it in me she said she would be back with a bed paN. After some time she did not come back and I could not get out of bed and it came out in the bed. She was mad and I said why did you not come back. She shut up cleaned the mess up and left. Serves her right for not doing what she said.

Only the one mom held me down on the bathroom floor for I was probably ten at the time it wasn't a fun time at all however have not had a bad one sense.

I don't know if you could call it a bad enema but my inflatable nozzle popped with 2 quarts in me that ended up on the bathroom floor. Messy cleanup!