Have you ever had a bad enema?

I don't ever recall a bad enema. Some of the larger (3 quarts or more) soapy enemas have been hard to retain but that is part of the enjoyment.

I didn't think there was such a thing as a bad enema, just that some enemas are better than others. The good ones - I'm able to take a reasonable volume and I see good results. Cramps are good, show that it is working.

I had what I'd call a bad one a few days ago, got back from being out of town, hadn't had a bm in a few days, needed a good clean-out. I filled the klystra up all the way, added a little salt and some dr. bronner's. I took it all, didn't all want to come out. Didn't feel all that well during the day, little by little more came out, but still retained quite a bit. That was not a good enema.

the hoseman --- btw, I used to drag a firehose, also called xhosedragger

There’s been the odd time when equipment failed, like connections coming undone, before I had proper equipment. Annoying/messy rather than positively bad.

Then there was a time when I was very young, when I probably took too much water and/or held it for too long. After expelling I fainted in the bathroom, came round, then vomited.

And then there was a quite horrible experience when I tried lobelia in an enema solution (don’t do that kids, at home or anywhere!). I’ve written about it at http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;topic=16664.msg312215#msg312215

I have had a few uncomfortable ones where I took too much water in because I was impatient and spent an hour being nauseous and throwing up. I just didn't do any for awhile after that.

Yes. I was in the hospital where I got most of my enemas. The nurse woke me early about 4:30 or 5AM. She had the usual big bulging bag of white soapy water. It was cold in the room and with the covers back and my shorts down I was quite chilly. They always used tap water and in winter it was quite cold. It was uncomfortable from the start but at one point I looked back at the bag and there was about a third left. I was full, crampy and the soap was burning. I wasn't going to be able to hold it. I started to have a panic attack and almost started crying. She must have had this happen before because the nurse looked me right in the eyes. I was half naked, thoroughly miserable and totally embarrassed but when she said "You're okay. We're almost done." I immediately calmed down. I think relaxing made the difference. After another minute I was heading to the bathroom and relief.

I find that my system does not always act the same, even though the enema is a routine 3 quart SSE with Castile soap. One time in the not so distant past, the cramping was horrible, and the enema didn't want to come out. It just continued to cramp for nearly half an hour before enough came out to ease up the cramping. Some cramping is always expected, but this was beyond fun.

Oh yeah! Once I put too much Epsom salts along with a strong salt enema solution of over 4 litres into a VERY full colon. Epsom salts produces a sort of hot flush feeling (well, I'm a man but I have observed my wife often enough!). On this occasion I started to feel quite faint with severe cramps, and was certain I was going to fall off the loo. In a bit of a panic I crawled to the shower, folded a towel and collapsed in the cubicle with it under my head on the step. There I sprawled, too weak even to move, for almost an hour while wave after exhausting wave of cramps, lumps of hard shit and water were forced out of me. The salt and Epsom salts solution was strongly hypertonic, and FAR more water came out than ever went in, leaving me very dehydrated. Eventually I was able to stagger to my feet, but still very weak and dizzy. Cleaning up was pure hell, for by then I was nauseous as well and the stink was appalling.

The next morning I found I had lost almost 6 Kg in weight! Don't do this, please?

Johnny

Yes I took a milk and molasses one and the cramps were so bad it made me puke. It was bad

If you would have asked me if my first enema when I was a child was a bad enema, I would have said that it was. But now I would love to have that enema again today.

I also had a milk and molasses enema which produced prolonged and very strong cramps. The other bad enema I had was a 2.5 quart hot soapy enema with 8oz of glycerin. That one left me nauseated for about 30 minutes.

Having had M&M enemas they do the job of cleaning out the

bowels with one Enema . They do make you have cramps but that

Is why it works well.

No such thing as a bad enema most are just better than others

I think the only people who can consider an enema 'BAD', are people who take enemas for pleasure. I believe the more uncomfortable and hard to hold an enema is, the better it is for you!!would LOVE to meet someone who knows how to give REAL old fashioned Hospital enemas!!

There are such things as bad enemas, sometimes ive felt a bit sick afterwards, and ive also lost sexual interest part way through etc, also when its rushed, due to others being in the house etc.

Never had a bad enema. Some were more effective, more pleasurable, or more intense than others.

In my adult life.....never had a bad enema, but each one growing up which i received from my mom was really awefull.

I have really enjoyed the responses I read here on this subject

klyster3

Oh yes, I've had some bad enemas, especially when I was much younger and didn't know as much as I do know about giving them. A bad enema can be too cold, too small, too large, too warm, too fast, etc, and not give the results you want. There is certainly a technique to giving a "good" enema, and thus the need for that distinction.

Yes, many times, and no telling when an enema will be good, great, or just okay...

Sometimes I try something too complicated and that takes away from pleasure.

A great enema for me is when the soap really works and produces powerful explosions with lots of soapy water.. sometimes the soapy water just doesn't flow out, as if anus/rectum has become swollen and blocking it...

Enemas can be one of the more unpredictable activities. I know from my experience that some enemas leave me feeling light, refreshed and completely empty (my definition of a wonderful enema). Other times, under similar circumstances, I finish an enema series feeling a little heavy, incomplete expulsion and rather tired (a less than great enema). Now, if you want a "bad" enema, there are plenty of ways to do that, but all things being equal, some enemas are better than others.

Have fun and play safe!

Deb

One of the responses about the conditions, and interruptions can really add up to the ultimate "bad enema". I had not thought of this when I asked the question.

klyster3

Can't recall ever having a bad enema, they are so pleasurable, and they make orgasm's so strong, just awesome

Sometimes, when one cannot take much volume as one would like, that can be a bad enema.

Just now. Regular water, 3qts. Usally, it's just first enema in my e-session. Everything had to be just fine. But no. Awful cramps, I was really happy to get rid of it... I don't know what went wrong. I think, it's just not my day.

I can remember two enemas that caused me to vomit. Don't know why, one was a huge volume and the other wasn't. They weren't enjoyable at all. There is only one end stuff is supposed to come out at.

I've had several. Not really sure what 'bad' means in this case though. One was a punishment enema my wife gave me. It was m&m. Thought it would rip my guts out. I was on the toilet for over an hour before it started to subside, after which I was on and off for about 45 min.

Another was a barium enema. The dr and tech left me on the table fully filled for a good 15-20 min to develop the film. I think there may have been a laxative in the barium because the longer I laid there, the worse I had to go. After about 10 min, my contractions were so strong I thought I woul push out the balloon out, but no such luck. It must have been inflated to the max as I didn't soil a drop no matter how hard I pushed.

The last one was a 4 quarter is soap. I won't do that again

When I was 12 years old and had the measles and hadn't moved my bowels for 2 days, the doctor prescribed 2 one quart soapsuds enemas and he gave my mother a small bottle of white liquid soap to make them with. The liquid soap gave me awful cramps while my mother forced me to retain the enemas for the required 5 minutes, and the second enema made me feel weak and sick like I was going to vomit. Those were the worst enemas I was ever given, much worse than the Ivory soapsuds enemas that my mother usually gave me.

I once tried tobacco in an enema, simmered it then put the "tea" in my enema bag and held it for a long time. Made me sick

I am the usual sort of member. Had enemas from mom that were annoying until that magic time that the enema and all its equipment became

shamefully erotic to me.Then OK, give me more. I never let mom know that they were exciting and she never made any attempt to make them so. I never allowed my self an erection in front of her but for some reason she stopped doing me. Still, the Rexall bag, tubing and nozzle were in the hall drawer so I availed myself of the happy intruder and let my penis do its thing. MAGIC!

I've had enemas when I could not expel and that caused a lot of grief. Usually when I had to use a bed pan or a diaper