Have you ever had a bad enema?

Never a bad enema. just some are better than others.

My enemas have for the most part been pretty mundane so, no I've never really had a bad enema.

No. All enemas are "Good Enemas".

No not yet I haven't but I can say that I haven't had that many enemas yet

Yup, I've has a few. One recent one, I was all done and doing some yard work outside when I had a HUGE urge and ran back to the house. I didn't quite make it in time, and made a mess in my pants, and all OVER the toilet. It smelled strongly like vomit, so I think it was stomach acid that ran all the way down. I've never had that happen before. It was a HUGE mess to clean up the bathroom. A few other times I have gotten the water stuck in me, and had to carry it around for a while until it finally decided to come down.

Jon

Ive gotten a little to carried away with the Dr. Bonners a few times. But that's about it.

All my enemas were good.

Not a "bad" enema, but I have gotten over zealous with the Dr Bronners peppermint soap and had a "too strong" enema. Definitely not one I want to repeat, but even then, I would not call it a "bad" enema.

Once, after donating blood. Had to throw up :/ Probably a little to much for my body.

Yes,

Once, when i was about 10-11 and staying at my Aunt and Uncle's house with all my cousins. I couldn't sleep as I had "tummy ache". Auntie gave me an enema with colon tube and funnel. Never got much water into me. Just didn't do the job. Of course it was given to me right in bed where all my cousins were sleeping. I think...

Usually it involved a hose fitting coming? apart and water everywhere.

Always seem to have issue with open top fountain syringes...now I stick to my 2.5qt kantleek bag.

However, when I used peppermint dr banners I seemed to have the runs and cramping after my enema for a couple days...after that experience I tossed that soap.

I've taken a LOT of enemas in the over 65 years I've been enjoying.... most are GREAT, some not quite that good, then a few are BLOOPERS. Like the time I was sitting on a combo bag with douche nozzle screwed directly into the fill hole.... no feeling of the expected FLOW??? BOUNCY BOUNCY... still no feeling of WARM FUZZY BALL growing.... FRUSTRATED, BOUNCED REAL HARD... BAG BROKE! VERY frustrated now!! Inspected nozzle, found a pipe plug I'd threaded into the end to use it as a butt plug some prior playtime. DUHHH!

Or the time I was using an inflatable butt plug nozzle... fortunately IN the bathroom! A HARD sneeze popped that fully inflated plug out... It expanded to 4 inches diameter lying in the center of a considerable MESS. I never use that walking around the house like I used to... LOL

Then there was the SOAP STICK taken on a vacation in a fit of NEED .... It WORKED.... and WORKED... and kept burning like FIRE! I had no equipment and wife & kids CLOSE. Finally hoisted my hiney up to the tub faucet running warm water and washed it out... NO MORE soap sticks! That is probably the WORST I recall... and it really was not an ENEMA, was it? :-)

ENJOY when you can!! WooHoo!

I've only had one enema that I would consider to have been bad. That one was about two years ago and consisted of 1 and 1/;2 quarts of warm water, salt, and about a pint of lemon concentrate (bottled lemon juice). I took all of it and then all hell broke loose. Horrible cramps, nausea, unbelievable internal feelings. I had to get into a cold bath and sponge cold water onto my face. It lasted for I know over an hour. Never again my friend will I put that up my butt.

Sometimes when it takes a long time expel an you have to go back and forth to the bathroom for an hour or two. There are also days when my colon is a bit irritated and as soon as the solution enters it wants out.

I can say the only "bad' enema I've had was one about three years ago; I must have gotten too much Dr, Bronners in the solution as I soon induced the dry heaves before i managed to evacuate all the solution. Not a real "happy" feeeling for what should have been a really enjoyable enema.

I've since switched to J&J baby shampoo for my preferred soap and so far have not run into any issues. Here's hoping for many more years of enjoyment!

I guess there is always going to be that combination of pleasure and pain.

The feeling of success at the clear return also comes into play.

Keep in mind: Not only is everyone's pain threshold different, the pain threshold changes.

My husband played football in both high school and college. He insists the pain threshold is about getting yourself ready. His was higher when he was in a game, pumped full of adrenaline and testosterone than in practice.

he says my prep is as much about raising my pain threshold as anything else!

My whole approach to enemas is feel pleasure- no cramps from soap suds solutions or holding large volume enemas for long periods of time. So after decades of experience using this approach, I can say that I have never really had a bad enema.

All of the enemas my parents gave me were bad experiences. My brother and sister, when I asked them about their experiences would not even talk about them they were so bad. I am amazed that I have come to like them when I do them myself.

hankb

Tabers states that 30ml.of Castile soap per Liter of water is the right amount of castile soap for a hospital Soap Suds Enema...and the US MILITARY hospitals use 110F.water Temp for cleansing enemas

I've had bad enemas when I overdid it with Dr.Bronners. Especially with the peppermint. I tried it a few times but never again! I had a most embarrassing enema in the hospital. It was very effective but "sharing" it with my roommate made it no fun. Also I had it on my back and had to look the nurse in the eye.

Not really bad but some are better than others, sometimes the cramps are a little worse than others not sure why my procedure is always the same. With that being said I like all the enemas I've had

In my experience spanning almost fifty years, I've never had a bad enema. Don't know if it is even possible.

I agree with the comment that some enemas are better than others.

In the interest of humor, I'll postulate that the only bad enema is the one you didn't take.

I have had a few memorably bad enema experiences. Here are two of them:

One was using Palmolive green dishwashing soap more than twenty years ago. It left me with an extremely sore anus and the urge to push, long after I was completely empty. I never used that again.

One other time, also more than twenty years ago, I was out shopping on a Saturday morning a year or two after we were married and my husband was at work. While in the drug store on the checkout line, I saw all the tins of snuff and chewing tobacco. I thought it would be interesting to make a snuff solution enema to find out what people liked about snuff and chewing tobacco, only I would be using it in a solution up my butt, rather than sniffing it into my nose or chewing it. When I got home that Saturday afternoon, I used about a heaping teaspoon in 2 quarts of warm water and let it steep like tea.

I have never smoked anything in my life -- cigarettes or pot. I hate the smell, the mess and everything about it. The nicotine in the snuff gave me a bit of a buzz during the first couple of minutes, then I felt kind of drunk, then I got all sweaty. After that my ears started ringing and the icing on the cake was I got severe abdominal cramps and so nauseated, I thought I was going to throw up, but since I hadn't eaten in several hours, all I had were dry heaves. I managed to get on the toilet to expel it all and I ended up crawling into bed and sleeping it off for about three hours. Unfortunately, I did this enema on a Saturday afternoon when my husband wasn't home. When I was feeling as bad as I was, I was sorry that he wasn't there to be with me, or at least let me know that I would pull through after my period of suffering. Luckily, this was before we had children. That was another recipe I never did again.

@Switchablesusie - Would rinse enemas have helped? Just curious - I'm thinking about exploring with enema solutions or recipes that I've seen here.

PS - If I do use something that doesn't agree - what is a recipe that could be used to neutralize a 'bad' enema?

Oh Susie, nicotine can kill you. I'm so glad you didn't die. This should noted by all who want to try it. Don't even think about it>

Lora C, Once your system has absorbed something from your enema into your bloodstream, there is no un-absorbing it. A quick rinse enema may clear any residual from your colon and keep it from being absorbed, but it can't do anything for what is already in your bloodstream. The same with drinking alcohol, once it is in your bloodstream it is up to the kidneys and other organs to clear it.

Lora C, What Quincy said is correct.

Thanks Liquidsky. My husband and my descendants are glad I survived, too!

@Quincy - I've been looking through the recipes and solutions here - I know that once something gets into your blood stream, good luck on getting it out. I am looking for something to - restore, or neutralize what I may or may not put in me. I'm not planning on going ape with enemas - I just want something that I can take if I do a 'bad' enema at some point in the future. So far - I've been lucky but not very adventurous. This is - 'just in case', waiting until a bad enema has me shitting through a key hole at 50 feet to look up an 'antidote' is not really good planning.

Just sayin'. 😉

Don't use anything you would need an antidote for.

Had I been a smoker, I doubt I would have had much of a reaction to the snuff. The enema solution I made, gave me the amount of nicotine in five or six cigarettes in a few minutes, which really shook my system.

Don't use anything you would need an antidote for.

Pretty much says it all - thanks.