What are the greatest things doctor says

Upon being accompanied to the exam by my mother, the nurse would measure my height and weight outside the exam room and then hand me a urine container and direct me to the bathroom for my sample. While doing so, she would then tell my mother, "When she get's back have her take off everything. I will be back to take her temperature and bp." It registered like no other comment could and surely got me on edge. Upon returning, mom would repeat the nurse's instructions and tell me to do as I was told. Somehow my anxiety at having to disrobe was of little consequence to her but an expectation to be obeyed. There was no protection about being bare. The nurse made sure to see my birthday suit without hesitation and to engage my bottom in providing a rectal temp. No matter my whimpering or complaints, it took place and often just a prelude to some shot that would be given in my bare bottom.

Being told to undress is probably it. My current doctor says something along the lines of “I’m going to leave the room so you can get changed. Leave your underwear on, but take everything else off, including your socks. Put the gown on with the opening in the back.” Then she leaves the room so I can undress and change into the gown. At my pediatrician’s office, it was the nurse who told me to undress and she said “Take everything off except for your underwear, and have a seat on the table. The doctor will be in shortly.” Then she would leave the room, and I would take off my shirt, pants, and socks and sit up on the exam table to wait for the doctor.

Take everything off but you can leave a your underwear on.

You have to take your pants off.

Get in bed.

If you get out bed and fall again we'll have to restrain you.

You're going to feel a stick.

You won't be needing your clothes.

Give us your shoes.

You tried to leave so we're going to take your clothes.

When Naked he says to spread your legs really wide for the nurse and I.

I like when a doctor say: please hold your breath or breath deeply and the stethoscope spin on my chest

I like when the doctor says, roll over on to your stomach. I need you to spread your legs really wide so I can take a look...

I also like when he says, "I need you to step on the scale. Please drop your pants and your underwear passed your knees and stand still".

I like it when they say

“just a quick peek down there”

or

”relax and take a deep breath”

one time when I was little before an injection I heard my mom and the doctor quietly talk so I wouldn’t know what they said and the only thing I heard clearly is that “this doesn’t go in her arm”

Scoot down and open your legs

"okay now scoot your bottom on down. More. More ... A little more. Don't worry you won't fall off"

At a dermatology exam my doc was explaining skin changes as we age. Rather than saying “as you get older” he said “as we become not so young”.

Unfortunately it's that time again drop your underpants and bend over and down on elbows at end of the table and I'll get gloved and lived up for you.

Just had my annual physical today and saw a younger PA instead of my actual PCP. Near the end, he asked if I would be okay with a scrotal exam. I of course said ‘yes’, and he said “okay great, stand up and drop ‘trou for me”. Definitely wasn’t expecting the slang.

Ok Lets get your clothes off ! Turn over on your tummy we will take your temp ! Open and say ahh please ? Doctor needs a urine sample ! Stand spread your legs and turn your head cough !

“Deep breaths”

A few more for me:

“Can you undress to your underwear please?”

“Can I ask you to lower your boxers?”

“Can you step up onto the scales?”

“Lie down on the bed I'm going to examine your tummy now.”

“Can you turn left and cough. Now turn right.”

“Take a deep breath in and out everytime I place the stethoscope on your chest.”

A couple of months ago my gay primary care doctor said “sorry I didn’t bring any flowers,” as he inserted his finger for my DRE. I‘m still not quite sure how to feel about that.

True story

At the ER for what could have been a stroke she had them do an MRI on my head saying she wanted to see if there was anything in there. When she got the results she said “good news, there's nothing in your noggin”.

During a follow up with my own doctor when she was through I said I have a couple things. I got back up on the table and dropped my drawers to show her the itchy sore spot next to my balls. After she checked that out and made the computer entry as she was leaving she said “thank you for showing that to me”. The only thing I could make out of that was she probably has a lot of guys who don't want to let her see their cock and balls and was thankful to get someone who didn't try to hide from her. My feeling is that after a certain age we all know what the opposite sex looks like so it's not a secret and SHE'S MY DOCTOR. I'm certain she does because she wanted to go for a ride in my railcar and when I called her cell because I was going, her husband answered but I could hear the shower running and he sounded a bit irritated. I can only assume they were both about to see each other naked.

Speaking only from my experience with play docs, it would have to be either “relax” or “take a deep breath”

My patients usually enjoy hearing the reassuring words like ‘’everything is going to be ok'', ‘’you are doing great'', ‘’just relax like a good girl for me'', ‘’it will be over soon'', ‘’just relax and let your knees fall open'', ‘’it may be a bit cold going in''

There must be a similar thread to this. Just the other day l know l mentioned online how, due to my weirdest fetish - odontophilia, a fascination with mouths and throats - my answer would be: when the doctor says, ‘Open wide!’ and ‘Say Aaahh!’

- Ken

P.S. Just checked. That other thread is, ‘Turn on words in medicals’.

“Could you be a good lad and pull your underwear down to here” pointing to your knee…

“Test results are back and I'm glad to say that you are still cancer free”

"Next appointment? ER is sending a gurney and you are going straight to surgery …'

And I'm saying, “Well ain't this just great?”

Anything that ends in the phrase,"…for me." It can begin with just about anything:

Open your mouth

Take a deep breath

Lower your gown

Lie back on the table

But those two little words, “for me,” get me going every time.

Now let's check the back end. Drop your pants and bend over the table.

After having a CT scan several doctors said my liver was shrunken and bumpy so they sent me to a specialist. She said it looked fine and the blood tests confirmed it. She showed me what it looked like from the CT scan and she emphasized several times that I had nothing to worry about.

“Open your legs as much as you feel comfortable with"

My female doctor at my last physical said a few that surprised me

1). Do you want a gown or are you good without one since you,will have to remove it anyway

2). At least I have small fingers so your rectal exam should not be that uncomfortable

3). Spread your legs wider so I can better access your bum.

When I'm getting a mammogram and the technician is positioning my boob between the glass plates and says, “You're going to feel a little pressure.” Yeah, right!