What are the greatest things doctor says

"You must be mistaken, I'm a veterinarian. "

I'm going to step out for a second. Please completely undress.

My pediatrician once said prior to the genital exam, "I know that this is every guy's favorite part of the exam."

Could you be a good lad and take off all your clothes except for your underwear.

“I’m just going to take a listen to your heartbeat.”

“Good girl.”

“Take a deep breath.”

“You’re doing such a good job.”

So many little things that doctors say set me off in such a good way!! Hahaha... :p

"Good boy!"

"I hope you don't mind, the stethoscope is a bit cold."

"Bend over, please."

I'm just back from my yearly go over which after lab work still takes nearly 3 hours. Very through from a concierge plan for which I pay extra. After going over everything he says "What ever you are doing keep it up." My GF Carla who is a senior RN will go over the pile of paper sent home with me and I hope will reward me from my rather good living which has a rather kinky side which we both really enjoy.

Happened today.

"Go ahead and take your shirt off. Gonna have a good listen to your heart and lungs."

Didn't turn me on, as it's a male doctor and too serious of a setting. But it happened. Ha

I'd have to say it is: "She needs several enemas, can you help with that" ?

I'd have to say it is: "She needs several enemas, can you help with that" ?

Bingo. Love to hear that.

Eric

"This might feel a bit cold" ... moments before he sticks his finger up my ass.

I'd have to say it is: "She needs several enemas, can you help with that" ?

Yes, please. And after the enemas another rectal exam would be necessary to make sure the patient is properly cleaned out and everything is healthy. Maybe a soothing suppository would need to be inserted too before the appointment can be wrapped up.

Scoot your bottom all the way to the very edge of the table.

Just let your legs fall open and relax. (when in stirrups)

"Keep taking those nice big breaths of the oxygen...I'm going to get you off to sleep now"

Either slip your knickers and tights off and hop up onto the couch or bring your heels up to your bottom and let your knees relax out to the side.

Lisa

Besides everything checks out ok. For me hearing the doctor say “to lower my under shorts” for the genital exam or “a little cold gel” as I’m about to get a rectal exam.

Greatest things said: "Come back in a year".

I vividly Remember going for checkups at a young age and laying on the exam table in just my underwear. As my dr was finishing my abdominal exam he would say those magic words, “I need to look inside your underwear, is that ok?” Not being able to say much else I would agree. As he pulled back my briefs he would continue telling me, “I’m just going to quickly feel around your private parts” and would always conclude with “everything looks fine here”.

I vividly Remember going for checkups at a young age and laying on the exam table in just my underwear. As my dr was finishing my abdominal exam he would say those magic words, “I need to look inside your underwear, is that ok?”

What ages were you when the doctor said and did this? At what age did you graduate to a more mature treatment of the genital exam and how did that go? The first time my briefs were pulled down to fully expose the genitalia when I was age 11. The pediatrician pulled them down after the abdominal examination. Unlike your experiences, he did not warn me or ask permission to look at my genitals. I graduated to standing and being told to “slip your britches down” at age 13 at which time the hernia exam was added. I thought it was more embarrassing to be told to stand and hear the verbal command than to just have the briefs go down unannounced.

What ages were you when the doctor said and did this? At what age did you graduate to a more mature treatment of the genital exam and how did that go? The first time my briefs were pulled down to fully expose the genitalia when I was age 11. The pediatrician pulled them down after the abdominal examination. Unlike your experiences, he did not warn me or ask permission to look at my genitals. I graduated to standing and being told to “slip your britches down” at age 13 at which time the hernia exam was added. I thought it was more embarrassing to be told to stand and hear the verbal command than to just have the briefs go down unannounced.

My earliest memories of this were around 10 years old and continued until I was 16. Then I began Standing up for the genital exam.

"I need to check ya in the standing position, so if you want to drop your pants."

"Have we done this before? Finger up the butt?"

"Ok, bear with me. This is just gonna, be a little on the uh, uncomfortable side..."

It's going to be a little bit uncomfortable 😃

"Do you mind if your mother sits in?"

When I got a rectal exam by my doc this is how the conversation went

Me: Is it really hot in here??

Dr: No it’s not hot U have a sweater on and u got a rectal exam

Me: Lol nobody likes that

Doctor just laughs 😂 😂 😂

that’s the best thing he said out of all the years I went to him hahaha

“I know it’s uncomfortable, but it’s for your own good”

”Just stay still, young lady!

and other similar variations 😃

For my last DRE with a new doc following a genital exam with my pants down, he jokingly said: Turn around and let’s get this over with,for both of us.

Mine was your wife needs a rectal exam so be sure she does 2 enemas!

Now lets get your feet in the stirrups and have a look.

Go ahead and remove your underwear for me.

It’ll be over soon...Try to relax...open up your legs a bit more for me...Lie back, scoot down until your bottom is at the edge of the table...I know it hurts, just take some deep breaths...you are doing great, just a little bit longer...