What are the greatest things doctor says

"Lots of pressure" as her finger enters my rectum.

" I'm just going to snap on some gloves !!! "

Makes me shudder with fear,excitement and embarrassment every single time.

"I am sorry if the stethoscope is cold"

"please take some deep breathes"

"please remove your underwear"

"cough please"

"I need to retract your foreskin now"

"bend over the table please"

My personal favorite was during my first sports /school group physical in high school. Nurse said "Do not cough or pee on the doctor " during your gential/ hernia exam.

My pediatrician growing up always would say during the gential exam: " Ok, just a quick peek at the little guy. " When I got older it changed to: "Now don't move, I'm just going to check your boys (penis/testicles). "

My current doctor "You know the drill, stand up, legs apart and boxers to the floor its hernia checking time."

My personal favorite was during my first sports /school group physical in high school. Nurse said "Do not cough or pee on the doctor " during your gential/ hernia exam.

This reminds me of when I was on my high school swim team and we had a group physical. The doctor explained why he had us step forward, drop our shorts, turn our heads and cough for the hernia check. We turned our head so we did not cough on the doctor and we stepped forward so we did not cough on the teammate standing beside us.

"your foreskin is somewhat tight and needs to be circumcised".

So many medical sentences can turn me on, but my favourites are:

- "please scoot down to the end of the table" (at the gyno, of course, it seems like I'm never at the right place!)

- "spread your legs wide apart for me" (still at the gyno, I always experience a mix of expectation/apprehension before the pelvic exam so it takes a little encouragement)

- when I was a kid in school exams: "do you have bowel movements regularly?" while pressing on my tummy. The combination of both things was a huge turn-on.

- "don't forget to give us a urine sample before leaving" (I'm bladder-shy, so, yeah... exciting but terrifying).

May not be the greatest thing that a doctor has said to me but it caught me off guard for a moment. I was undressed to my briefs and when it came time for the hernia exam, the doc told me to "drop your jock." I got the meaning and dropped my briefs but I thought the expression was funny. I thought that maybe he had given lots of sports physicals at schools in the past where the boys wore jockstraps only. I wasn't a kid, wasn't getting a sports physical, and definitely wasn't wearing a jockstrap for this exam. When I wrestled in school, our weigh-ins were in jockstraps or nude but with one or two exceptions, we didn't have to drop our jockstraps for those.

A doctor and I were talking about bicycle riding since we both lived in the same area, and she described a hill as a "ball buster" while checking mine. Thought it was hilarious.

Favourite sayings - 'relax' followed by 'this might hurt..'

I was undressed to my briefs and when it came time for the hernia exam, the doc told me to "drop your jock."

The only time I've had a doc say that is when I was actually wearing a jockstrap! I think it's really funny that they said that to you when you had briefs on. But you did get the meaning anyway.

The doctor that told me to "drop your jock" was much older than me so maybe he said that as a short way of saying "drop your jockeys" and not "drop your jockstrap." I haven't heard briefs referred to as a "jock" but briefs were called "jockeys" for a long time because that was a major brand of briefs. As a boys, we didn't call briefs "briefs". They were called underpants or jockeys, even if we weren't wearing Jockey brand briefs. Or my idea below might still be right.

"Everything off, but your underpants and have a seat on the table"

My pediatrician growing up always would say during the gential exam: " Ok, just a quick peek at the little guy. " When I got older it changed to: "Now don't move, I'm just going to check your boys (penis/testicles). "

The doctor I went to when I was growing up used to call it my "waterworks."

When I am standing bent over the table and she says " Alright, this will feel a little cool and slimy...relax and breathe..." just before she slides her finger inside my bottom.

1: Another year has passed and you are still in excellent health. 2: I will need for you to remove your underwear for the remainder of the exam.

I was undressed to my briefs and when it came time for the hernia exam, the doc told me to "drop your jock."

Kinda similar, a few years ago at a different office -

Doc: "Please strip down to your boxers"

Me /strips down to a jockstrap

Doc: "That will work too"

"Youre fit as a fiddle and ready for love"...then she asks you out for dinner and cocktails.

My favorite moment of my last exam with my play doc... I was genuinely feeling a bit nervous during the breast exam, and I let out a deep breath. He said, "Deep breaths, think happy thoughts, relax... It's okay."

"Lay down for me please"

Today at the urologist after discussing the reason for my visit:

"Ok, let me have a squeeze, drop your pants and underwear"

(Really! You can't make this stuff up)

And his ultrasound tech at the same visit said the following twice:

"Please move your penis out of the way"

Yikes....scolded!

As a girl we have a lot of them.Its going to be cold.and you are going to feel a pinch.put your legs in these.

I know that I might as well get used to it, but recently I have been hearing "You are doing fine for somebody of your age." It does not matter if it is my weight, my blood pressure, or my cholesterol. Fortunately, "for my age", my boobs are not sagging all that much, but I suspect that day is coming.

"You're going to feel a touch so try to relax"

As a huge fan of auscultation, the best words I can hear at the doctor are "I'm just going to take a listen to your heartbeat." or "Take a deep breath for me".

"lay back so i can hear your breakfast". "Relax Your Tummy so i can Feel your organs"

Definitely "please open your bra so I can listen to your heart"...

Ok, stand up facing me and drop your shorts

"i m.gonna give you this shot,it goes in bottom, it will hurt a little "

My wife's gyn recently said to her "You know what's next". Referring to the rectal exam.