What are the greatest things doctor says

"Legs wide apart for me" (while naked from the waist, feet in the stirrups, knees still clamped together)

Closely followed by

"You'll feel some cold jelly and then my finger"

And then

"Big deep breaths" (as said finger is inserted)

My GP, after my annual exam: "Congratulations, you survived. Go get some ice cream."

Two things of note:

"You should definately ejaculate regularly to help mitigate the chance of prostate cancer."

My reply: "That's the greatest medical advice I've ever heard! Oh, and I'm way ahead of you on this one."

Next one was during an explanation involving a breathtaking amount of medical lingo, like to the point that my eyes glazed over.

Me, interjecting: "So, how's my cocktus erectus?"

Him: "If you'll hold on to it for just another moment, we'll get to it."

Definitely "spread your legs."

"Bend over"

"Okay, it's time for you to get up on the table on your belly please". Mmm that's one of my favorites and so is, "bend over the table for me please."

Both are quite delicious. I miss the good old days!

Mashie

'OK, could you stand up and take your clothes off for me please'

or

'take a nice deep breath in for me please and hold it...and out again',

or the rather patronising 'good boy/good girl' after the more unplesant parts of an exam.

Ok, drop your pants and underwear for me...cough for me

Ok, drop your pants and underwear for me...cough for me

What makes this great is the "for me" part. It makes the patient seem like a child and emphasizes the doctor's dominant position. Maybe that doctor did it, but emphasizing the "and" by saying it a little louder for emphasis enhances the humiliation that goes with the instruction. It makes the patient look like and idiot to think just taking down the pants without the shorts would be following orders and also makes it clear that the underwear is the "business" part of the commmand.

Ok then im just going to check your bottom, its a bit dirty back here, i think you need to wipe your bottom better, im going to need to clean your bum to finish the rest of the exam

This may be a little cold

When I was 8-12 the doctor instructed the nurse to remove all my cloths, for the exam. Have him lay down flat on the table.

To the nurse, remove his underpants too.

"I see that you have no issues in the size department."

"When did you last open your bowels?"

I am going to insert it now !!

A warning I have gotten a few times before a rectal exam that the procedure might make me feel like I am going to have a bowel movement.

Turn around and bend over slightly at the waist, please..

A couple lines I love using are "give me a big strong cough" and "bend over and spread your cheeks... wider"

In my experience, so few doctors mention checking the penis when giving commands for the genital portion of the exam.

Don't be ashamed about having an erection. A lot of boys get an hard one

OH OH!!!!!

Anything "...for me." (As someone else mentioned.)

"Just try and relax."

"Are you doing okay?"

Calling me "hon", "sweetie", etc.

Now I'm going to listen to your heart.

Deep breaths please, in...and out

Guaranteed to give me butterflies!

I always get excited when the steth comes out and it's 'Deep breaths' time

You just can't top that excitement

You can't hide your emotions, your nervousness , your excitement

Hi Fonendo, hi Octavia!

Thanks for your contributions. That's exactly what happens with me. too. The "deep breaths" is the greatest for me, because - as you say - you can't hide your emotions, your exitement. Your are nearly naked infront of the clothed doctor, who hides behind his white coat and his authority, and you have to obey and to do what he/she says. That's extremely embarrassing and exiting/arousing at the same time. In our playdoc exams, we do it in exactly the same manner. As the playdoc Doctor, I always wear a white doctor's caot, order the "patient" to take deed breaths, enjoy watiching her breasts going up and down, enjoy a lot hearing her breathing through the Stethoscope and through her mouth. I'm glad to wear the coat to hide my erection. In Stethoscope movies (OPANDER e.g.), I most enjoy the deep breathing scenes.

In German, it says: "Bitte tief ein- und ausatmen...", and it makes me rock hard immediately. Or just the german word for "auscultating" - abhören - drives me crazy! Especially pronounced by a woman.

Thanks again and "Karma" for both of you!

I'm looking forward to more comments of you.

RedStethGuy

When I have to breathe as instructed with the stethoscope against me, I often get the most incredible feeling in the pit of my stomach - more than butterflies, I can only describe it as a 'swoop', sometimes it catches me by surprise and almost makes me gasp as I inhale and exhale. I suppose it must be my diaphragm muscles reacting to thrill of pleasure that's passing through my body!

The other big thing for me is not just what the doctor is saying but how she says it: the breathe in...breathe out command carries that gentle, sensual rhythm, softly spoken as she listens intently. Its also lovely to be the doctor and see, hear and feel your patients response - hopefully a response which shows their own pleasure and arousal...

And of course, after the delicious breathing exam, then the arousal just continues with the instruction "now breathe normally, I'm going to listen to your heart"...

The greatest thing a doctor has ever told me is: You're cured..

While auscultating me, the doctor commented, "Wow, your heart is really racing, are you nervous?"

While undressing, the doctor entered the room with her nurse. Standing there in just my boxers I asked, "Should I take these off as well?" She snickered and replied, "You'll have to take them off yourself." I complied, but I think she misheard my question.

Just a bit of pressure here... or bear down...

A little cold now.....