What are the greatest things doctor says

"Just put your arms behind your head" [endocrinologist first said this to me at 15 when checking for development of my underarm hair. Still very erotic to hear and a very exposed position.]

"Stand directly in front of me, and take down your underpants". The statement was accompanied by the doctor's hands on the outside of my hips to position me at arms length.

"Stand directly in front of me, and take down your underpants". The statement was accompanied by the doctor's hands on the outside of my hips to position me at arms length.

That is a good one! I have had a couple of doctors say "stand and face me" but I think I like "stand directly in front of me" even better.

Undress everything off now ! Say Ahhh for me ! Lets get rid of these underpants ( as he removed them ) !

"Okay, stand up and lower your pants and underwear. Face me first."...."Now, bend over the table for me."

"It's pretty warm today, you wont need the gown, but remove everything.

Everything checked out OK.....won't need to see you till next year !!!!!!

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It's great when the nurse she says "drop your pants and relax your butt, this injection it's a hurting kind" Or the dorctor when she says, "Lay on the bed (or bend over) and remove your pants". Or maybe "I'm going to check your genitals and anus".

Ok step up on the scale for me please

The irony is, for me, it's not what the doctor says, but what the doctor "doesn't say". Like when the one plant physician doc i had for annual physicals just went ahead and grabbed the waistband of my briefs to expose me, and when he just went ahead and palpated my testicles without narration. That to me was better than anything a doc could say.

Of course if i had to pick the best thing i would want to hear, it would be "lift up for me", to signal me to raise up from the table so the doc could slide my jockstrap or underwear down to inspect my genitals.

Please step onto the scale and stand up straight

Ok I need to take a quick look in your underwear!

Ok I need to take a quick look in your underwear!

That is a great line. Have you actually had a doctor use it?

I'm going to get things ready here ( she stayed in the procedure room with me) you go ahead and get undressed and put your gown on, then will get this placed (Foley catheter)

Just loosen your belt and slip your pants to your knees. Then when she's ready she slips down my underwater to check me out.

One phrase that stuck in my mind that pediatrician used was "Ok, I'm going to need you to drop your drawers."

A little levity can help settle the nerves before an intimate exam ?

The doctor says you'll get professional courtesy.

Hard to beat being asked to pull your underpants down

Atantaguy - I had a doctor at 16 say the exact same thing to me and it is still one of the greatest doctor memories I have ever had!

My current doctor always says - "For this next part I need your underpants off".

"I'd like to leave you with these two ladies, they are doctors in training and each will give you a full exam, while the other takes the notes. Then they will leave you here, to discuss their findings with me, in my office. Then i will return and show them the things they missed. I have taught them a few different ways to do parts of the exam, so don't be concerned if they do the same thing, but in a different way. I want them to get comfortable doing it the way that works best for them. You also have the task to direct them if they seem to be doing it wrong or need guidance. I shall expect to hear how it went, in about an hour."

Sorry, that was more than one line. I got carried away.

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Due to my auscultation fetish, and the fact that I always get super nervous at the doctor's, it'd probably be the reassuring "Just take some deep breaths and relax..." I also enjoy "Open real big for me"

That is a great line. Have you actually had a doctor use it?

Sure have! It's what got the fetish going.

There's 'Spread your legs and lean over the table,' or, with my new doctor, who holds up a pair of exam shorts while he says this, 'I need you to get completely undressed and put these on, shirt, pants, underwear, socks off,' making me wonder how his male patients didn't understand the completely undressed part.

"Let's slip those unders down so we can take a peek"

Easy....For me it's right after the penis and testicular exams when she says " Ok, now just go ahead and bend over the table and rest on your elbows so we can do your rectal exam".

"Just pull your underpants down for me..." or (nurse would say) "I need a urine specimen in the pan..." Here's some more:

"Are you having any problems going to the bathroom?"

"Any problems getting an erection of your penis or ejaculating?"

"Any sores or discharge from your penis?"

"Just bend over the table for me...this will be a little bit uncomfortable..."

"Just relax...I need to examine your rectum and your prostate gland...I'm going to insert my finger into your bottom..."

"Don't be embarrassed...that's perfectly normal..."

(Nurse giving UA instructions) "Just go a little in the toilet first, then catch the rest in the cup."

Stand up and drop 'em.

"I'm going to take a listen to your heart/lungs right now"