What are the greatest things doctor says

My last gf liked "a little pain" during sex. I was new to that ( pain isn't my thing) but with her encouragement I gave it my all. I kept asking her if she was ok and she'd say that it hurt, yes, but she liked it and keep going. Well, 4 days later we were in her gyn's office because she was still in pain and bleeding. She just told him we'd been " energetic". He examined her with me and a female nurse in the room. He said we'd bruised both of her ovaries and also sent her into her period 2 weeks early. He said that the early period wasn't too uncommon. He then said that she had a " shortened birth canal" and if I had a large penis then we needed to take it easy on the deep penetration and maybe think about NOT repeating whatever position we'd tried.

Afterwards she laughed and said, "I bet you LOVED hearing him say that! You owe me the $50 co-pay!".

Everything off, put the gown on and hop on the table. Look like you will also be getting a prostate exam today.

'i havent seen you for a while, whats your problem'

"Let's take a look...."

My favorites to say are:

- turn your head and cough... again... big cough ... once more

- bend over and spread your cheeks.... just relax now

"lets check your bottom..."

" I am going to listen to your belly now" closely followed by "lets check your belly" get me excited every time

I'm just going to place this mask on your face

How long have you had these pesky hemorrhoids?

I still kind of laugh at "You have a lovely pink cervix" that my gyn said to me once.

The wifes radiology oncologist made comment how nice her vagina and cervix looked. I was right after she healed from pelvic radiation. I have video of him saying "very nice" but I can't get it to convert to a format I can post.

The first time her gynecologist oncologist examined her, he said "now that's a cervix". I know some of the "medical professionals" will doubt some of the things I post, but about four weeks post vulvectomy, she came down with a severe case of cellultious and had to be admitted to IU Medical at Indy. Her gyne onclogist came into see her and said thw surgery site looked good but no "horizontal activity" yet. He than placed his hand on my wife's shoulder and reminded her that she has two hands and a mouth though...he is a pretty cool doc. Now mind you, he only said it private.

The most memorable for me was when the pediatrician told my mom in no uncertain terms, "just give that kid an enema!"

When I sat there relaxed and thinking the exam was complete I saw her putting on some latex exam gloves, she also took a tube of KY jelly from a drawer and came back over in front of me. She pulled a little stool with wheels directly in front of me and sat down on it; she said: "now I'm afraid I'm going to need you to drop your underwears!"

My most memorable was my first high school sports group physical. The nurse gave us general instructions before the one on one exam with the doctor. First, , she said " unbutton and unzip you pants and show me your underware." Next she told us the doctor would examine our privates and check for a hernia. When the time comes " drop you pants to your knees, and Do Not Cough or Pee on the doctor"

Every other exam it was "hope off the table now and drop your boxers" and then just " turn and cough now the other side.

My doctor growing up (birth to 13yrs old) always referred to my penis as "the little guy." He would pull my underware down in front of my mom and sister then said " now let's see how your little guy is doing this year".

"Ok... please remove your underware and bend over the table for me with your elbows on the table. "

I love when the doctor, nurse or assistant give me directions prior to a procedure. For example, I had a colonoscopy today. I loved it when the nurse gave me undressing instructions in the pre-op area - "take everything off and put the gown on, open in the back. Don't tie it. Get on the bed and use the blanket to cover up." Later, when they positioned me in the endoscopy suite - "lay on your left side and draw your knees up. Bring your right knee up higher." as I feel the cold air on my exposed bottom. Stressful and exciting!

"Bend over and spread you cheeks!" Another one that makes me hot is when they tell you to put one foot on the stool, often the right, and then bend over onto the examination table and reach back and spread your ass cheeks. That, apparently, gives them a nice access path to your prostate with their latex gloves all lubed up.

I wouldn't mind them following that with a big hard dick! Ha, or enema nozzle on a 2 qt. bag hanging on an IV stand, and hearing the release clamp click and the rush of cold water coming into my ass!

"lift your shirt up"

For me, it's always, "Open wide" and "Say, Ahh!" I don't know why, but I also love it when the doctor says "ahh" with me.

A couple weeks back the nurse said to "take every thing off and put this fashionable gown on"...I said at least it has snow flakes on it, which is appropriate for Christmas season.

My doctor told me as he was listening, "Your heart has a very good beat." Woo-hoo! (my woo-hoo, not his, LOL)

"Please take a deep breathe and then exhale slowly, I am sorry if the stethoscope is cold"

./. 😃

"Just relax now..."

These are all from a play doc, not a real doc.

"I'm going to lower your panties to your knees."

"I take all temperatures rectally. It's the most accurate way."

"Lay over my lap so I can check your temperature."

"This thermometer is filthy! I'm going to have to examine your rectum to see what the problem is."

"It seems you're impacted. I'm going to start you off with some suppositories."

"I'm sorry, but you're going to need a series of enemas."

Well first and foremost, the best thing a real doctor can say is, "You seem to be in good hearth." Erotically, the best thing either a real or play doctor can say is, "Lower your shorts." or, "Let's get these (shorts) off." or, "Bend over, please." or, "Turn your head and cough."

"I'm just looking" when my legs were in the stirrups.

I like the way a male doctor will look me in the eye and very matter a fact like say undress and I'll be back.

Or

Scoot down and put your feet in the stirrups so I can take a look.

There are so many things a doctor says that I find exciting. I really love all the clinical phrases and directives that the doctor and nurse say during an exam. As getting positioned in the stirrups is a favorite part of my exams, I'd have to say hearing the doctor tell me to do so is one of the greatest things they say, something typically like "I'll do your pap smear and pelvic next, go ahead and scoot down to the end of the table and place your feet in the stirrups for me...."

Aside from good news, I like it when the doctor says "just wait here the nurse will be back shortly with your...."