What are the greatest things doctor says

When I was in my twenties, "you're pregnant."

I already knew that!

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Keep your knees apart.

"Let's take a look down here"

"We'll just slip these panties down for a moment"

"Need to spread your cheeks and check your heiney now, hon"

"Everything looks stable, see you in three months" and there's this little nugget, "Wow, you don't LOOK that sick!"

Take of your clothes

Well, good news. You said "Ow" exactly when you should have said it. I think we finally have our official diagnosis. The good news is that now that we know what it is, we can start to treat it and get you feeling better.

On my prostate exam two years ago, the doctor had me laying on my side and she lubed her finger and then rubbed the outside of my asshole with the lube and then she stuck her finger in. My leg twitched and my penis was laying on my thigh and it got hard and started oozing precum. When she touched the prostate I couldn't control myself and moaned a little and I know my toes curled. When she was done she asked to check my testicles and then she gave me a lot of paper towel to clean myself up and take care of things...

I was fully hard and with precum all over myself. She left one latex glove out and told me not to hurry and take my time and smiled.

In real life: "This is nothing to worry about, very treatable and not a huge concern"

In play, there are so many fun things. I think I'll go with "roll onto your tummy for me please, I just need to get a temperature"

Please remove all of your clothes and put this gown on. You can leave your underwear on.

Just a little bit of pressure here..

" Knickers down and off Peter please"

I'm not sure it was the greatest thing that my pediatrician said in the 1960's, but I do remember it. As he would bend my teenaged body over the end of his table and lube his finger, he would always say, "This may be a little uncomfortable." That may have been the greatest understatement of that decade or any other.

"Let's just make sure everything is in the right place." when having a hernia check when I was a kid.

"Stand up and drop your pants"

"I'm going to enter you now."

A couple of things I enjoy hearing:

"I need you to take off your underpants please."

"Take a deep breath for me. In and out."

However my favourite was when I was 15 and got a full on erection in front of the doctor and the doc could see I was embarassed:

"I can see you'll have no problems keeping the girls happy!"

I thought it was a really cool thing to say and made me feel a lot happier about it. 😃

A female co-worker of mine was discussing her recent pelvic exam in which she had her first rectal which took her by surprise. According to her the Dr. said "It will be just one more minute. I know most women don't like this but it is important'.

"Just a little pressure...this won't hurt a bit."

Underwear off, spread your legs and brace yourself for entrance

"I'm going to need you to scoot yourself down so that your butt is right at the edge of the end of the table."

Real life, everythings, is great,

in play, bear down, and legs up

"Now turn over on your tummy and relax" or "i need to take your temperature, this wont hurt a bit" or "be a good girl and spread your legs so i can take a closer peek'

Okay now dear I need you to slide all the way down to the bottom of the table.

Take a deep breath in and out for me , thats a good boy

"You're about to feel pressure as I'm putting my fingers in."

No I'm going to need you to lie back, arms above your head..... just then the gown falls open exposing me to the doctor that starts to examine...

"Scoot down to the edge of the table until you feel my hand." And my favorite, " let your knees fall to the side." Wow... I'm really wet thinking about that....

Wife's gyn "push" or "push like you are having a bowel movement".

There is no question that for me, and I suspect a lot of other men on the site, the greatest thing the examiner says is in giving the command to provide exposure of the penis, scrotum, and lower abdomen for palpation of the genitals and hernia exam. This command and its aftermath provide the nucleus of my excitement of having a physical and being able to reflect back on the experience as an aid in maturbation. There are two small variations in this part of the exam which I find add to the excitement and I wonder if others can relate to these and whether they agree with me that they add to the experience? First is for the examiner to preface the instructions for exposing the genitals with a command to face him, such as, "stand and turn to face me," or "stand right here facing me," or stand up next to the table and face me," or "step up on the platform facing toward me." I like this addition to the orders for the reason that it seals the patient's fate--the doctor is going to get a clear unobstructed view of the penis and he is insisting on your compliance with this. It just adds to the humiliation. Second is for the examiner to add the word "let's" to his command, such as "let's slip your pants down," let's go ahead and drop your shorts." I like using the word "let's" as part of the instruction because it sounds like something one would say to a child, thereby emphasizing his superior position to the patient's and it also implies the patient's participation in his own humiliation. Has anyone else experienced these instructions and feel the same?