When was the last time getting a rectal temperature?

I Will be taking mine as soon as I finish typing this post. My pants and undies are already at my ankles.

Sorry, Couldn't resist.

Just inserted a Taylor glass rectal thermometer. Felt a little warm, and there is some kind of bug going around.....

Two days ago. Felt a little warm when I got home from work. My Filac Fastemp was dead, so I used a red Geratherm, inserted 3/4 of the way. Temp was 99.1, perfectly normal for me in the early evenings.

Last night. I wasn't feeling well when I woke up, but went to work anyway. When I got home I wasn't feeling much better, so I asked my wife to take my temperature. She got out the veterinary thermometer we usually use, dipped it in the big jar of Vaseline with all the little holes in it, pulled down my pants and shorts, and slid the thermometer into my rectum. We waited 5 minutes and then she removed it. It read 98.6. We both thought, "That can't be right." She said, "Let's take it again." She got the basal thermometer we've had since we tried to get pregnant twenty years ago. Since there was plenty of Vaseline still on my anus from before, she just slid the thermometer in. While we were waiting, she had to go to the bathroom, so the thermometer was left in for nearly ten minutes. When she came back, she took it out. It also read 98.6. We both thought I felt like I had a fever, but I guess not.

Just got a new vintage rectal thermometer yesterday from EBay. Looks like brand new in the box. Paper work in box says 1936. Of course it had to be tested. Works perfectly temp was 99.4

I had that done=5 1/2 months ago during a physical(the nurse always takes rectal temps! I don't mind it.

I had that done=5 1/2 months ago during a physical(the nurse always takes rectal temps! I don't mind it.

You had your temperature taken rectally by a real nurse during a real physical exam and you are 26 years old??

Earlier today before my enema. It was a glass rectal temp, and the reason is just that it's kind of part of my enema process now, I like to take my temp before and after.

Mine was taken rectally this morning at about 5:30AM. My husband uses a basal thermometer to measure my basal body temperature. My mom and my gyno's nurse suggested that it be taken rectally for the most accurate reading. Every morning of my chart days, Mike pulls down the covers, rolls me over, pulls down my pajama pants, and inserts the lubed B-D basal, which belonged to my mother. it must have worked because mom had me. plus 4 other kids! By the way, we also take each other's rectal temp if one of us is not feeling well. -Gabrielle

@MedFet-AL notes of post #75

You had your temperature taken rectally by a real nurse during a real physical exam and you are 26 years old??

Seems rather strange for a std client physical

@joshs26 seems to have a hard time differentiating fantasy from reality.

@Jds4med muses

@joshs26 seems to have a hard time differentiating fantasy from reality.

I guess anythings possible with a voluptuous nurse scantily clad sporting long red fingernails

He must have had to take off his snowpants.

It was 5 days ago, as my girlfriend and I were roleplaying

Had it took a few days ago as I wasn't feeling great, my girlfriend took it with a rectal probe thermometer and it was 99.4

Came down with a cold in December, despite getting a flu shot. Had cough and stuffy head during the night. Hubby felt my forehead, neck as I was lying in bed. He was quiet. He went into our bathroom and returned with our rectal thermometer and small tube of Vaseline. No words. He helped me onto my side. Slipped down my nightie bottoms. He had me take a couple of breaths to relax. He sat on side of the bed and we chatted about a party we are invited to next week. Temp was just 99.8. Felt warmer, though. Got up and felt better. Hubby fixed breakfast. Nice to be pampered!!

This morning. 99.8 I take my temperature daily when I wake up.

Every morning first the last year. When my home nurse comes to change my bandage, she takes my rectal temperature. Like click work .

Last night! Got it taken as part of a play session ?

Today. I take it every morning and night. I prefer a glass mercury thermometer inserted with no lubricant

Before my enema today, a couple of hours ago. It's part of the process for me so I always take my temp before enemas.

This evening. I had a stomach ache, my wife gave me two enemas but before the first took my temperature.

In real life, when I was five years old. In my sex life, yesterday.

I had one today... actually three

One with a glass mercury thermometer

One with a kinsa computer

One with a Vicks computerized

I do this twice a day-- morning upon awakening and just before I go to bed

Yesterday, while I was masturbating.

Just got done, felt feverish. On my belly with tighty whities and a scrub top on. Glass thermometer with vaseline. Felt good and cool going in after pulling down my undies. Held still for 5 minutes, twirled, tapped and slid in and out a few times. Took it out and wiped off the vaseline. Temp was 99.4. Pulled up my tight undies. Going to take a tylenol suppository and get dressed to head out. Vaseline sitll back there so I can still have that slick feeling to remind me what I did.

When I was 4. My glands were swelled up and hurting causing fever.

Any time that I can, which includes today, and for no reason. That may be why my prostate is healthy.

About 20 minutes ago. Came home and felt bad. LY down and started shivring. Covered up with a blanket. Took my temp with a Filac electronic thermometer. 101.1. Took ibuprofen and waited an hour. Took it again with the Filac. 101.4. Finally took it with a glass thermometer with Vaseline. 102. May go to ER tonight, or see how I feel in the morning.

May be about 11 or 12 at the pediatricians office. He always had the nurse insert a old glass mercury with the stubby end full of jelly deep into my butt. Holding my cheeks closed while in. Waited a lifetime before wiggling it out, keeping my cheeks open.