When was the last time getting a rectal temperature?

The last time I got my rectal temperature taken was a about 2 years ago by a great bbw that I had met in a chatroom many years ago. As we got to know each other initially, we discovered how much we both enjoyed spanking and medical play. We first talked about it over the phone and then started using the cam on the computers to see each other and play. Because there was a distance between us, it was a few years before we could actually meet. But we did, and had a great time, We met in a hotel almost every year since and it was paradise. We both spanked each other and took rectal temps on each other. She would bring an enema bag and nozzles too which she would enjoy having used on her. I would just hang the bag and slid the nozzle in and out of her ass as she layed across my lap. No real enema, but it was exciting nontheless. Her favorite thing with me was to first spank me over her lap as she sat on the desk chair with my bottom bared. Then after that she would take me into the bathroom, have my strip naked and get across her knees as she sat on the toilet seat. She then took my rectal temperature and while she was doing it would tell me that was the way she would take her kids temperatures when they were young. Sometimes I would be so excited that I would have an orgasm over her lap. Those were good days, Shortly after our last meeting, she developed health problems and she could no longer play or travel, so now we just went back to talking on the phone or video chat. At least we still keep in touch.

Just a few minutes ago

Maybe 12-15 years ago, shortly after we both retired (we're kinda old). Shortly after we met she was on top of me and I touched her rosebud. She admitted to rectal temps with another girl when she was about 7. So the seeds had been planted. I introduced her to enemas: let the games begin! And this was an antique glass rectal thermometer with real mercury in it. Shoulda bought stock in the Vaseline company.

My last time was some days ago at my girlfriend house. She tied me with my butt up in the air ans then spanked me and took my temperature with 2 thermometers: the old glass one and a new digital.

I take my rectal temp. usually every other day, and when nobody is around. As I've mentioned in previous posts, my impression is that rectal temps would be limited to home use these days, because they could be misconstrued as a sexual violation, by some in the PC crowd. For the rest of us, they're the preffered method.

About six months ago at my colonic therapist's clinic. Upon my request she inserts a thermometer before and after.

This afternoon. I had my pants and underwear down to my knees and leaned over the bath tub and I took my rectal temperature twice with 2 different thermometers and I kept the both in place for 5 minutes and got the reading of 98.6.

I show daily my temperature but I have little time at the moment. I'm at the time of night duty. But when I'm back home then it is measured again daily

I love to do it every day in the morning wnd enening when i very horny i do it thru the day but men i love the feeling

Practically every day, at least three times a day from October till March, with this crazy flu season, i monitored like crazy. Thankfully no high temps and if there was i would have requested a rectal in the ER cause this time around there was no room for embarrassment or dropping dead.

Last night. I was over visiting a friend, who is also a nurse, and I wasn't feeling well. She felt my head and said I was a bit warm. She suggested that she check my temp and I agreed. She went to get a thermometer and she walked back into the living holding the thermometer as well as a small jar of vaseline. She had a slight smile on her face and she didn't even have to say anything. I laid back on the sofa, undid my jeans and lowered them and then rolled over onto my stomach. I did have a slight temp.

I take mine three times a day. In the morning and after lunch and before bed.

Two weeks ago at colonic clinic. On my tummy and temp in my hiney.

I was visiting my mom yesterday and I was feeling really crappy and my mom insisted on checking my bp which was normal. Then she insisted on taking my temperature. The only thermometer she had was an old glass rectal one that was used on me as kid.

Since I'm homeless and living in a hotel room the nearest homeless shelter is bringing over flu vaccine and the shingles vaccine. Well my rectal temperature was taken about 45 minutes ago and had a little fever. She knows I'm the one that didn't like it the first time. She told me that they are coming back in four hours from now. And take another rectal temperature. Hoping its down so I can get vaccines needed to get into a shelter.

Marie200 said

Since I'm homeless and living in a hotel room the nearest homeless shelter is bringing over flu vaccine and the shingles vaccine. Well my rectal temperature was taken about 45 minutes ago and had a little fever. She knows I'm the one that didn't like it the first time. She told me that they are coming back in four hours from now. And take another rectal temperature. Hoping its down so I can get vaccines needed to get into a shelter.

It's pretty amazing you have money for health insurance, telephone, computer internet and you're homeless:

Marie200 said

It was for my health insurance. I pleaded with the nurse to take the thermometer out of my behind. Because it was uncomfortable. But she replied and said I can't take it out until it registers.or until it bbeps.

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Marie200 said

A nurse practitioner and she always have an aid with her. And she just took it about an hour ago in my hotel room since I'm homeless. Plus a physical from head to toe. And as of right know she is next door. Because I heard a woman say ouch during her rectal temperature. And after that rectal temperature. She then does a rectal exam first because your pants are down and your over on your stomach.

You have repeated the same story numerous times. You used to have "health department stories," now you have "hotel" stories.

About the LAST thing a health department or even a home visiting nurse service wants to do is a rectal temp.

To Switchable Susie: It's about time someone took this Marie 200 to task. Her stories are boring and repetitive. Worse yet, they are complete fantasy. This forum should be about real experiences.

Oh her again? I thought Marie200 was gone for good a few months ago when people called her out. You would think she would at least change some things before coming back on here! And how the hell many flu shots does one person need a year?

It was around a week ago. Used our glass rectal one - just before shower!

For the 2018 winter, it was a few weeks ago, at the end of the flu season. I had taken care of my daughter and her friend, both of who were adults with the flu. To avoid getting it, I made them both wear masks whenever I came into their rooms to take their temperatures- rectally. A few weeks later, I thought that I had come down with it, but, luckily, it was just a bad head cold and sore throat. My 25 year old daughter made sure that my temperature, too, was taken properly. She had my sweatpants or pajama pants down 3 times a day for the same thermometer I had used on her.

It's been awhile for sure maybe too long......

Sigh. Been way too long.

About 2 hours ago. My husband and I were having dinner out tonight when I suddenly started having chills and feeling nauseated. I had to throw up in the ladies room. So embarrassed. Hubby couldn't get me home fast enough. Times like this I'm sooo thankful to have my own bathroom! He got me into warm pjs and into bed and took my rectal temperature quickly with a digital. In and out so fast I barely felt it. 100.2 so just bordering on a fever, but certainly felt higher. Can't figure what hit me so fast!

Stomach still rumbling in waves and have a headache. Hubby just went to the refrigerator for some Gatorade and an acetaminophen suppository, which usually helps me sleep if I take one at night. I feel so worn out and overtired now. I haven't needed one of these in quite a while. What a bummer evening!!

A few hours ago and my Girlfriend took it as she likes to surprise giving me a rectal temp taking....was watching the Cavs getting blown out in Game 2 of NBA Finals and was laying on my stomach in the bedroom and next thing I know she said time for your temperature and was like the game is on, she said just lay there and you will never know I was their...he he yea right!

Last night my Girlfriend who is a R.N. took it

Last weekend by myself just for pleasure.

I hate feeling sick during the night. Awakened about 1:15 with a stomach ache and waves of nausea, sweating and felt feverish. My husband took my oral temp with a digital and it was 97.2. It seemed too low so he took it again rectally with a glass thermometer, which registered 98.0. I usually run higher down there. Normal rectal is at least a 99.4. I'm not sure what's going on with my insides.

I woke up this morning feeling sluggish and shook down and lubricated my rectal thermometer. I pulled down my lounge pants and lay on my stomach. My girlfriend,Susan then "did the honors and parted my buttocks and slid the thermometer up my rectum and timed off five minutes. The thermometer registered 98.2 at 9:30.

A couple of weeks ago. I was feeling bad and asked my wife to take my temperature. We use a digital rectal thermometer.

Mine was a few years back with a mutual temp bud, always the good ole glass rectal thermometer and vasoline. One of these days will visit him on the other side of the George Washington Bridge and have some fun. He always got turned on just by the thought.