When was the last time getting a rectal temperature?

About a week ago when my wife and I played. So fun to give and receive with spanking in between.

It has been a number of years. It's no fun when you have to do it yourself and since my spouse is not into any kind of med-fet play or enemas, I just don't. It's too hard to get it in and no fun if you have to move it yourself. I think that when you have major surgery they may monitor your temperature. It seems like a good idea to anyway. I also think, and I could be wrong here, that they monitor it using a temperature probe in your rectum. Like a catheter, it would be put in after you are anesthetized and taken out after the surgery is over with. I can't say for sure since I was out like the proverbial light for that surgery.

Any medical professionals want to wade in here on this matter???? Do they monitor your temperature using probe in your rectum?

One day this week was the last time I took my rectal temperature and the reading was 98.6. I was laying on the bed on my tummy during the entire 5 minutes.

The last time I had a thermometer in my butt was three months ago in the local hospital emergency room. By the way, (I'm in my mid fifties), and this really happened.

My wife and I went to the hospital emergency room suspecting I was getting sepsis due to a urinary tract infection like I've had in the past. Doctors take sepsis very seriously. It was a typical ER admit for me, blood pressure, oral temp, change into a gown, and blood draws by nurses and lab techs. After waiting and shivering from fever on the table for around an hour, the doctor on-call for the night finally came in and sternly said to the nurse, "I need rectal temps on him." My heart jumped into my throat!

For those of you who think RTs are not still required or ordered, they are when you have a potentially life threatening illness, ER medics don't allow for an error margin; they want to know EXACTLY what your temp is, and rectal is that one only way to know for certain.

Upon hearing the Doctor's order, I immediately protested, to which my wife told me to "just be quiet." Except for my wife, my protest went totally unnoticed, if not ignored. The nurse rolled me onto my side and inserted the plastic sleeved probe, and yes she was young and nice looking. (Almost everyone is young when you're in your mid fifties). If I were making this up, she'd be the one I'd pick.

I was feeling very ill in order to warrant an ER visit, but by the time my RT was taken the second time, the IV Tylenol had kicked in, which allowed me to feel some relief, and the same embarrassment and raw exposure I hated and evidently simultaneously loved as a three to six year-old boy. I have a RT fetish, and I know damn good and well when and how it started. I never would have imagined it happening to me again at this age, but it did, and I'm glad it did after-the-fact. Even though it was a very traumatic thing to recently happen to me, it amazes me that it was still that adrenaline spiking.

After my rectal temp and blood workup, I spent six days in that hospital on antibiotic IVs. There were six days of oral temp taking with my vitals like they do every few hours so you can't get any sleep. There were no more RTs administered. I don't want sepsis ever again, but I'm hoping to get that same ER doctor next time. Due to health issues, I end up in the ER three or four times per year. I will keep everyone posted.

If I write any fiction on this subject, I'll state that it is. My health and medical life is weird enough without making it up.

High and dry, they do monitor your temp during surgery, but it’s usually with an aquarium type thermometer on your forehead, or sometimes an esophageal temp, which is as accurate as rectal, but not done on conscious people for obvious reasons.

After work and after my shower tonight she took my rectal temperature and it was 99.2 and she used her favorite the digital rectal thermometer probe

It was some weeks ago by my girlfriend. Basically after she spanks me she decide to put me in the corner with a thermometer sticking out of my butt. It was very embarassing.

The spanking was because i did not clean our house.

I've gotten so much negative feedback that I'm reluctant to post but.....today from my colonic therapist. Believe me or don't but the truth!!!!

Last night during a chat on this site, so embarrassingly erotic...

2 days ago

Yesterday when I took my rectal temperature with a digital thermometer, my reading was 98.6.

I had a rectal temperature of 98.6 before I went into work.

99.2 a few hours ago

It was this afternoon before I went to work and the reading was 98.6.

After work tonight and was 99.4

Yesterday I felt nauseated and my care nanny checked my temp rectallyb fir 5-7 min with a glass rectal thermometer.

Yesterday felt very hot during day temp of 100.1

About an hour ago. 100.2

Yesterday I felt nauseated and my care nanny checked my temp rectallyb fir 5-7 min with a glass rectal thermometer.

Care Nanny? Do you mean like a home nurse? Care nanny makes me think of a babysitter for younger kids.

This morning, my girlfriend found that I looked feverish, so she insisted to take m'y température. So I ended on her lap for thrse minutes of sheer hapiness. My girlfriend likes to play with thé thermometer, in and out,turn and twist,as if she was making love to my ass.Thé strength of m'y érection on her knees was in my opinion. thé proof that she was wrong about my température. She took off the thermomèter. My température was 37,1,quite normal.

She agreed she was wrong and to ''celebrate'', we had à nice quicky on our bed.

Just now, 97.6

Just now 98.8

About an hour ago was trying a pre-WWII made in Finland thermometer, someone gave me. Interesting note it had a calibration certificate in the box said it reads 0.3c high. So you subtract 0.3c from what it reads. My temp was 38c - 0.3c = 37.7c

After work tonight and was 99.2 and she took with her favorite digital rectal probe thermometer

99.2 rectally right before working

This morning but I didn’t have a glass thermometer like I prefer. It was a digital thermometer so I took my temp which was 99.8 and then let it sit in my rectum for a little while. Sometimes I moved it in and out, the lube made it nice and slippery.

I am kept and treated as a baby girl by my mommy and older sister,and I wouldn't have it any other way.When ever I am fussy or cranky or feel like I may have a tempy. My tempy is always checked rectally either in the diapering postion or over one of there knees or in my crib. My diaper is always lowered so whoever is checking my tempy has access to my bummy hole.I am always given a pacifier,and then my temp is checked.I do fuss and sometimes cry as the thermometer is held in place,for the time it needs to be!!!

99.4 after work tonight and done by my girlfriend who is a RN

This morning,

My girlfriend came to my place for an unexpected visit. I was watching porn on my PC and I thought such an open minded girl would not mind about it. I was wrong. My girlfriend was shocked and yelled at me. ''I can't believe it,...you are an old pervert'' After calming down, she said ''you deserve some punishment,. I was planning to take your température anyway, so we will do it thé hard way'''.. She ordered me to undress ,to lié on my back and bend my knees to my chest. I réalized she was imposing me thé diaper change position witch I find inconfortable and humiliating, but I obeyed my girlfriend. Shé inserted thé thermometer very deeply in my rectum and started playing with it, in and out, twist and turn. Her other hand was taking caré of my balls. Thé ordeal lasted five minutes, but was not that bad after all. My penis quickly pointed to thé ceiling and my girlfriend saïd , ''So, you seem to like it after all''

After five minutes, she withdrew the thermometer and annonced à slitgh fever, 37.9, but to reward me for my coopération, she gave me à very nice handjob.

This morning and the reading was 98.6.