Twice as a matter of facts a few days ago.
02:00 in the night, I wake up. I do not feel well and I am worried because my girlfriend, on a business trip in the US, has not called me as she was supposed to, before boarding her flight back from New York. I think I might have caught the flu, too bad just five days after getting vacinated. I decide to check my temperature. Laying on my stomach, I insert a thermometer in my rectum. The feeling is not bad, but not extraordinary. My penis doesnot even react, which worries me further more. Result after three minutes: 38, 4 celsius. I go back to sleep with difficulties.
At 08:00 the next morning, a taxi stops in my house driveway. Deborah has come directly from the airport. We kiss passionately. With tears in her eyes, she apologies for not having phoned me. Her smartphone is broken. Worried about my health, she suggests she takes my temperature. She rolls up her skirt, so that I can lay, naked, on her lap. She inserts deftly our prefered old glass thermometer deep in my rectum. Such a wonderfull feeling as it very slowly penetrated me. Then, for five minutes, Deborah plays tenderly with the thermometer, making it move in and out of my rectum, as if she was making love to my ass, and she tells me' the latest gossip of the Big Apple. I fell much better as my recuperating penis presses on her naked tight. The result comes. 37,1 celsius. Love works miracles.