Well, after reading this thread, right now, hold on, I'm using the Vicks, feels good, but only takes 8 seconds
Beep, beep, beep,
Ok, that was quick, hold on, it's 100.2, hmm, better get out the old mercury thermometer, takes longer, but feels so much better, one minute please, well actually 3
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....................................................... ah, better go 5 minutes to be sure
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........................................................, ok, that's better, lets see now....... I thought so, It's only 99.9. although with the discrepancy, I'd probably better have an enema, just to be sure :-P