When was the last time getting a rectal temperature?

Looking forward to getting my new thermometer.

I have a glass Geratherm thermometer in my butt right now as I am typing this. So embarrassing...

It was last weekend. All evening I had the urge, that indescribable desire, and my friend was here. I went to the bathroom and got the glass thermometer and the small jar of vaseline. I went in to the bed room, put the thermometer and jar on the pillow, and lied facedown on the bed. I asked her to come in to the bedroom and when she entered, she knew what was to happen next.

Two weeks ago! It was a digital thermometer. I do it myself for fun!

Saturday. Felt some flu-like symtoms and decided to check my temperature. Don’t remember the reading, but it was normal.

This morning and every morning!!

My nurse mistress just had me get on all four's with butt in air and spread my legs to insert welch-Allyn rectal probe and thermometer in my bottom for 4 mins

I can only remember once as a kid in elementary school. Most of the time it was orally or in the ear. Do doctors even give anal temperature readings? I have heard it 's the most accurate?

She took it tonight after I got home from work and she let me shower then she blister my bottom as I forgot to do my chores before I went to work, told her I was sorry and she wasn't hearing that and said she had a long day at the hospital (she is a R.N.), after she tanned my naked wet bottom she took me over her knee and put her favorite device the digital rectal thermometer probe up my bottom all the way and didn't hurt much as it isn't in that long...prefer the glass method but she only does that anymore when she puts me in the diaper position for temperature and can promise you that is by no way fun at all!

All I have to do is hear the word rectal and I know its for me. I did today bcause same here i have been feeling ill as we have been having weather changes here.

The last during elementary school. Most of the time it was orally . Rectal it was embarrassing, I think that that's why I like it now

About three days ago. I met a friend of mine for a get together. He told me he was going to take my temperature with a rectal thermometer. I protested and said I was to old to have it taken that way. He said nonsense and proceeded to take my pants and underpants down to my knees, took me over his lap and proceeded to spank my naughty bare bottom till it was bright red. Once I was squirming and sniffling he stopped and spread my clenching tush with his thumb and forefinger. Dipped his finger into the Vaseline jar and spread the gel on my exposed rosebud hole and then proceeded to push his finger all the way in to my rectum and bowels. After moving it in and out a few times to make sure it was lubed real good, he took it out and replaced it with the thermometer. He held the end so I couldn't push it out. It stayed in for about 5 minutes and then he took it out. After wiping it off he read it. It showed an elevated temp of 99.2 . He said he would take it again later and I told him I still may protest, he said if I did he would spank me again.

About 2 hours ago. I do my temperature rectally daily in the morning and before bed also do my blood pressure.

1 hour ago and she took it with her favorite as always the digital rectal thermometer probe and it was 99.2

About an hour ago as I spoke to a nurse from my HMO's nurse advice line. One of the symptoms I'd mentioned was a low grade fever. When the nurse called back she asked what my fever was and I asked if she'd like me to check it now, while we spoke on the phone. She said she would, so I went to the medicine cabinet and retrieved my newest digital thermometer and a jar of Vaseline.

I walked to the couch and told her to hold on why I lay down for a second.

"No problem," she said, "Take your time", I'm not sure she exactly grasped what I was doing as I dropped my pants , lay down and inserted the instrument. I thought it was really hot that a nurse across the country was wating for me to get a RT. my roommate was in view of it too. I tild her it would take about a minute, she assured me that it was ok.

When the beep was heard, I said "there it goes" and read her the results adding the fact that it was a rectal temp just in case she had any doubt. She didn't miss a beat and continued assessing my symptoms.

I know it wasn't exactly a med fet fantasy, it wasn't really intended , but it was kind of fun.

About six months ago during a session with a pro domme. She required a short physical checkup before my disciplinary treatment. I was already undressed and sitting on the exam table when an assistant came in to take vitals. When the time came I was face down on the table. The cold glass thermometer was inserted and left for five minutes.

It showed an elevated temp of 99.2 . .

You do know that a normal rectal temp is around 99.6 degrees Farenheit?

Took after work tonight and was 99.6 and she took it with a Glass Rectal Thermometer which caught me off guard and she said she was mixing it up and I was ok with her holding it for 5 minutes and feeling her latex gloves on my ass

Of all the times to get sick, it was bare bottoms up for me again, between Christmas and New Years. I had yet another head cold, that went to my chest. Although i was not confined to my room, after 3 days, our Vaseline jar and Ye Olde Thermometer were right next to my side of our bed. No shortage of volunteers to take my temperature, either!

I was about 10. I had a fever and had to go to the hospital. There they don't play so I was in the hallway of the ER and the nurse came into the room and in no time I was bare and had the glass thermometer the old kind with the mercury bulb. She held it in my bottom for a full three minutes and it was at 103.5. I had an infection and they had to break the fever.

Around age 12 at a military clinic where my Mom had taken me for a physical exam. I thought that I was way too old for a rectal thermometer and didn't realize that the clinic would still take my temperature at age 12 that way but that was the way the clinic did everything on the pediatric side. I hadn't had a rectal temp since I was maybe 9 or 10 years old. But this clinic on the military base where my Dad worked must have had a policy that kids in the pediatric part of the clinic had to have rectal temps whenever they came in. I don't know if I had been a teen that I would have gotten a rectal temp for a physical exam but I doubt it. Since I was not yet 13 that was probably the deal. Anyway, I ended up with my briefs down to my ankles and lying on my belly with a rectal thermometer firmly in place.

Last time at dr was at 19 at pediatrician. But in college me and my gay roommate not only used rectal thermometers to recreate our pediatric exams but we also discovered you can stimulate a bowel,movement that way when constipated. We would lay medical paper roll down twin rubber mattress after removing sheets, lay on bed with feet flat on it and knees bent. Then one of us would push the lived glass thermometer in and out while pushing down on lower belly with other hand. Or we would lay flat on our stomachs which made it easier to ejaculate because we could hump the paper. Anyone ever do anything like this?

Last time I had a rectal thermometer in my butt? I didn't know you were supposed to take them out.

I’m about to take my temperature with a glass thermometer with the first time! So excited.

One hour ago after my shower and she took it with her trusty digital rectal thermometer probe and was 99.2

7am this morning i have a bit of a cold so i got out the thermometer and took my temperature to be sure i didn't have a high fever.

As I'm a little feverish I took it my way… rectally! So tonight then!

I just took my rectal temperature and it was between 99 and 100 degrees. I was leaned over a chair when I did the insertion and it felt so good. I had to hold it in place because it wanted to slide out a little.

Last weekend a friend and i did some casual play we took each others rectal temperature and exchanged a enema.

Wow @AshleyM, if that is "casual" play, I'd like to know what your intense play is like! Would love to read more details about your encounter with your friend.