Ladies: locations to pee other than toilet

I have pissed in quiet places on beaches lots of times. Most times I have just pulled down my bikini bottoms and squatted or hovered. I tend to hover mostly but squatting is ok if I need to stay low. I know I have been seen some times. My husband says I am terrible and he can't take me anywhere lol.

If I have been out for a drink it is standard for me to pee outside in a street or in a back alley like my husband says or in a shop doorway. I have got a big bladder I think but I still get desperate. I know it is risky and my poor husband must find it embarrassing and difficult finding somewhere for me to squat. I am really terrible and leave big puddles everywhere. Hahaha

You're right, I can't take you anywhere. You are essentially a urine factory, and it's a wonder the fire service doesn't use you to put out fires. 😁

If I'm gently asked, I can urinate anywhere

anne4joy... Magnifique...

I recently had the pleasure of watching my wife pull her knickers to the side and pee while at the top of a fairground bigwheel. I was bursting to have a wank as she did it but thought that was a little bit too risky lol

I recently had the pleasure of watching my wife pull her knickers to the side and pee while at the top of a fairground bigwheel.

Did anyone think it was raining? 😁 😁 😁

Did anyone think it was raining? 😁 😁 😁

Perhaps even pissing down. 🙄 😁

Hahaha You would need your umbrella if it was me who was at the top of that wheel 😃

I was chatting about my school days and it made me remember another place outside where I pissed. When we were doing P.E. outdoors on the playing field there were some rare times when at least one girl needed a toilet break. I know we should have been to the toilet before we went out but well it happened some times. Well there was a little place at the back of the school building where it was private and we could go and have a piss without going back inside. We did not do it often but it could happen a few times a year. We wore short skirts for P.E. and we could squat with our knickers down. The best time was when I was 15 I think and we had a group piss of about 7 or 8 girls all squatting in a circle because there was not room to just be in a line along the wall. It was a bit weird but I thought it was fun because I had lost a lot of shyness when I was 15. We could not wipe our pussies because we had no paper hahaha but it was not too bad when we were going to shower at the end of the P.E. lesson.

When we were on honeymoon we had 3 trips on a boat. I think it was on the second time that I got desperate for a piss. I had been holding it for a really long time and I had had some water to drink earlier and I had been drinking some alcohol too. The boat was not moving right then and we were near to the shore and there was another boat quite near and there were some men on that who were drinking.

Well I looked at the other side of the boat and I saw a some men and women and some children too so I could not piss on that side. Oh no, well I had no choice but to do it where the men could see me on the other side where that boat was.

I pulled off my bikini bottoms and stepped over the rail and I held onto the rail with both my hands while I squatted on the edge. I started pissing and my husband was watching. I know the men on the boat saw me and were looking at me. I thought they could not really miss seeing my naked bum and they must have seen I was pissing like mad. I heard them all cheering really loud while I was doing it. Hahaha

When I had finished pissing I got back over the rail and I covered my pussy with one of my hands and I waved back at the men with my other hand. I thought no I am not going to get embarrassed and maybe I had made their day. I did not know them so I just thought it was best to be brazen.

My poor husband can't take me anywhere, I'm terrible. :-)

Amethyst - I like your style. Based on that story I'd take you everywhere. And I'd be sure to start you off each day with a couple mimosas at breakfast, a glass or two of iced tea mid morning, then wine spritzer all afternoon. It's important to stay hydrated. ; )

Hahaha Hookajoe I know all those drinks would go straight through me. I would be making puddles everywhere. :-)

Another time I pissed off the side of a boat was 5 years ago when I was 23 I think and we were with 2 other couples on the boat. We had just met them when we were on our holiday. We had had some drinks and each of the men had pissed standing at the side of the boat. I saw their piss squirting out into the sea in big fountains but I did not get to see the other men's penises, just my husband's.

Well the 3 men had all pissed but we could not go forever without pissing too. The other 2 girls were both desperate and I was too. We were crossing our legs so when the boat was stopped we climbed over the rail and we did our best to squat on the edge there. I was holding on one handed and I pulled my bikini bottoms down to around my knees and the other 2 girls did that too. I think I was between the other 2 girls and we were laughing at what we were doing but I think they were worried they would get caught doing it. Well we started pissing like mad on the edge there and our men came and looked over the side of the boat at us! We had no place to hide! Hahahaha

I pee in the park. Doris

Pleasant situation to see you do it in the park ...

My father in law would take my ex and I camping. We had a great time. My father in law was in an r.v. My ex and I were in a large tent. One night, there was a bear outside our tent. We were terrified, and remained as quiet as we could. The bear moved on (thank God!) and we could hear people at another campsite yelling and banging things together. The restrooms were down a hill from where we were camped. My father in law was asleep in the r.v. and so we couldn't use his toilet (to wake him, was a little worse than the bear lurking around!). Well, naturally, I had to pee. My ex could just open the tent door a little, whip it out and have at it, but not me. Finally, we found an empty soda cup (a big one) and I had to pee in that and he dumped it outside the tent. I believe that became part of our camping ritual there. Since the bear had been there that one night, we didn't dare leave our tent, just in case another was lurking!

I replied to this last year, and now would like to expand on that comment:

I have on many occasions urinated in the shower in the morning. I really can't give a specific reason for this, perhaps because it's convenient, easier than drying off and getting out of the shower to use the toilet.

Recently I have relieved myself in the backyard while working in my garden. Of course, I look around to see if any neighbors are out and about where they may observe me. It's not the easiest thing to say the least, dropping down my shorts and squatting while making sure that I'm not being watched.

I do enjoy this, again, because it feels somewhat naughty, and I am risking being seen. To date I've not been caught peeing in the yard.

C.

Hi Connie that's great that you are comfortable to pee in your yard I pee in my garden if I am working hard and don't want to be bothered to go back to the house plus I like the noise it makes on the grass .

Hey, when you are out and about and you have to go you go where you can. In the weeds, in the corn field etc, I've done it. Better that wetting your pants. I carry a roll of toilet paper in the truck just in case. When you gotta go you gotta go! I've taken a leak in the shower many times. Seems normal to me!

While on motorcycle trip through Canada , my lady biker friend had to pee NOW parked cycles on shoulder she crouched along side bike so she wouldn't be visible to traffic, lowered her leathers and panties to pee..no traffic only was seen be teenage farm boy about 60 feet away on porch of farm house.. The rest of the trip she had no problem peeing in the shower ,, got over stage fright.

I am posting for my wife.

My wife has peed numerous times outside....mainly squatting, but awhile ago I did try to get her to start peeing standing up outside. Sometimes I make her practice in tub...she does want to do it after watching me.

Recently I have relieved myself in the backyard while working in my garden. Of course, I look around to see if any neighbors are out and about where they may observe me. It's not the easiest thing to say the least, dropping down my shorts and squatting while making sure that I'm not being watched.

I do enjoy this, again, because it feels somewhat naughty, and I am risking being seen. To date I've not been caught peeing in the yard.

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Some years ago I had a 20 ft center console Keywest boat, I took my wife fishing and she had to pee really bad so she peed in the live well in front of the center console, she made me clean it with bleach when we got home and made me promise not to tell anyone, so don't tell her I told you guys

I remember one evening when a group of us had been to the West End. We had quite a lot to drink, and on our way back home on the night bus 4 of us were desperate to pee.. We were so desperate that we got off the bus at Hyde Park Corner to use the toilets there. To our dismay the toilets were closed and the entrance gates locked.

Frantically we were walking, well virtually running around, trying to find somewhere we could pee with the least chance of being seen. Eventually we had no choice, and had to run behind a statue of Wellington. We all just crouched down and peed there whilst the others stood guard for us.

The most bizarre and funny thing at the time was when one of the girls said to me that it was ok for me as I could just stand up and do it.!!! I had to explain to her that it would be even worse for us if we were seen, and one of us had just lifted her skirt and was seen standing up peeing from a willy.!!!!!

Answering on behalf of my partner, who has to pee a lot. She doesn't find it as exciting as I do, but she is quite prepared to humour me, by going outside in a secluded spot. We bicycle a lot, and she has told me that lycra bicycle shorts are very easy to slip down while she squats or hovers.

She is a fit 70 year old, with long shapely legs, and I do enjoy the view. Once we were motorcycling along the shore of a lake and she had to go. By the time I got the bike parked to my satisfaction, it was urgent. Since it was a cold day she had tights under jeans. By the time she got them down and peed I heard her complaining that she had somehow peed on her hand. I was peeing nearby and enjoying the whole situation, so was ready to tell her to wipe her hand on me, but she hurried down to the shoreline and washed her hands in the lake. I'm sure the lake was much less sterile then her pee, but that's her. Give me time and I will try to turn her into @Amethyst .

The most unusual place she told me about peeing in was on safari in Africa. She was with 5 other women, and they had been driving in a Land Rover for a long time. She finally told the driver/guide to stop and climbed out. He kept a lookout for animals, while she squatted by the vehicle and ( according to her,) peed forever. 🙄 Wish I'd been there.

I think that the urinal would be an exciting place to pee, since it's marked as forbidden to women, yet is perfectly capable of receiving urine.

I think that the urinal would be an exciting place to pee, since it's marked as forbidden to women, yet is perfectly capable of receiving urine.

@laurenmutton , you posted in another thread about peeing standing up. That would seem to be a requirement if you get a chance to use a urinal in a Men's Room.

As you may have noticed @Amethyst and @Amy_K are IMO, the experts at this sort of thing, and I think @Amethyst may have done exactly what you are thinking of.

Most urinals are installed at a specific height, which would require you to pee facing forward. There are, however, in some men's toilets lower urinals for young boys, and I suppose you could hover over one of those, facing backwards.

Please let us know if you manage to accomplish this 😁

@laurenmutton , you posted in another thread about peeing standing up. That would seem to be a requirement if you get a chance to use a urinal in a Men's Room.

As you may have noticed @Amethyst and @Amy_K are IMO, the experts at this sort of thing, and I think @Amethyst may have done exactly what you are thinking of.

Most urinals are installed at a specific height, which would require you to pee facing forward. There are, however, in some men's toilets lower urinals for young boys, and I suppose you could hover over one of those, facing backwards.

Yeah @ibrox I have done in the two different types, one of those things on the wall and the walls that men do it on, I have done it against those twice as well. I am 5'11" and maybe because I am tall it helps me to use urinals. I never really thought too much about shorter women using them but I think if they can maybe learn to stand and shoot it forward it would still work for women about average height. If there are low down urinals for shorter boys I bet all women could use those. You are right about doing it backwards and hovering. I think most women could learn to do it like that into urinals too so I think there is a choice really.

I had a search for my posts about when I used urinals and I found them.

http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=718332

http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=724645

http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=738656

Yeah @ibrox I have done in the two different types, one of those things on the wall and the walls that men do it on, I have done it against those twice as well. I am 5'11" and maybe because I am tall it helps me to use urinals.

I had a search for my posts about when I used urinals and I found them.

http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=718332

http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=724645

http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=738656

@Amethyst , It's going to take me a looooooong time to get those images out of my head 😈

(and as you might imagine, I won't be trying too hard.........) all I can say is BRAVO...........

Was reading a blog by a female triathlete about the problems they face having to pee. This would be "of necessity" rather than "by choice". They are always well hydrated, so the tension at the start creates a strong urge. Some go before entering the water. Most go in the water. The writer said she had some difficulty peeing while swimming, so she usually waited till the first transition point. She would pee while extricating herself from her wetsuit. She described an occasion when she started and after the suit was off she had to keep peeing She knelt on the grass and let it go, (through her swimsuit, or bike shorts, I imagine).

Then there is another whole scenario where the athletes pee while ON the bikes.

I have peed in several great spots over the years. As I mentioned in another discussion, I pee standing up when ever I get the chance. Some places I've peed in are: a urinal (the women's washroom was occupied and used a one toilet/urinal men's room, was hooked on urinals ever since), off of a bridge, in the corner of an old shed, on several trees, on a truck tire, off of a pier, on the side of a railway car, in a basement drain, on a snow bank and wrote my name in the snow, off of a balcony, behind a dumpster, and in a sink. I've also walked and peed at the same time. Not bad for a woman!

I have peed in several great spots over the years. As I mentioned in another discussion, I pee standing up when ever I get the chance. Some places I've peed in are: a urinal (the women's washroom was occupied and used a one toilet/urinal men's room, was hooked on urinals ever since), off of a bridge, in the corner of an old shed, on several trees, on a truck tire, off of a pier, on the side of a railway car, in a basement drain, on a snow bank and wrote my name in the snow, off of a balcony, behind a dumpster, and in a sink. I've also walked and peed at the same time. Not bad for a woman!

@Kinkystr8girl , when you say "Not bad for a woman!", you are being much too modest.

I was happy to applaud @Amethyst for her amazing talents, and now here you are, another "stand up peeing woman". I've watched videos, but to actually read someone's first-person account is remarkable. I'm sure most of the young women in the peeing videos are paid to perform.

I'm fascinated by the fact that you obviously don't go LOOKING for odd places to pee. I gather you find yourself somewhere, and just have to go. You don't mention that you have an audience, so I gather there are solo adventures.

Writing your name in the snow is amazing, but I'm going to guess that your name in real life is something like "Jo" 😄