Ladies: locations to pee other than toilet

Hello ladies,

I'm curious to know if in your life whether you've peed (either out of necessity or for the thrill) in places other than the toilet. What were the circumstances or why do you like the alternate location?

Happy peeing!

I have peed in lots of places but mostly outdoors in the fields, woods, and backyard. At home I normally pee in the shower, instead of the toilet, so that I can wash rather than wipe myself. Plus I like peeing standing.

I have peed in the woods, in the shower, in a lake, in the ocean, in a jar in both a boat and a car.

Just a funny, true story.

A lesbian friend and I walked a trail up a rather steep mountain to an old stone tower with a great view. It was cold enough to have a few snow flakes off and on during the day.

Anyway, she had to pee, badly. She went off of the trail and out of sight to do her thing but came back steamed. "A guy came along." was all she said, very unhappy.

Interesting question. As an adult, I peed my panties once which was an embarrassing accident ..... I was very pregnant at the time. I have peed on the beach, in the woods, beside a hiking trail and on the side of the road. I have also peed in the ocean and lakes as well as in a glass and a jar. I have peed in the shower and during kinky play, I have peed on hubby.

I have peed in the garden and in the shower.

Driving home from somewhere about 3 hours away, I was getting pretty desperate for a pee. Eventually I found a layby with some shrubs I could hide behind. Frantically desperate now, I pulled in and parked, got out, ran behind the bushes ... and found that the other wide of the bushes was in full view to a farmer sitting in his tractor ploughing the adjoining field!!!

I finished the drive home in wet knickers ...

I've been fortunate enough to see several ladies tinkle in fun places for me but in desperation for them. I'm a photographer and enjoying shooting nudes in nature. A bathroom isn't always handy but eventually they will give in to their urges and I usually get yo watch. My wife hiking in the woods felt she really had to go. No one around, she stripped off her shorts and panties, spread her stance and watered the big tree she standing by. So erotic for me. A model friend and I on location. She looked me straight in the eye and said she was sorry but she had waited long enough, pulled up her sundress, squatted and let fly. I asked if I could watch. She looked up at me, smiled and spread her legs wide and let me watch the tinkle fly. Recently another model asked if I would be embarrassed if she took a pee. I assured her I would not mind in the least. We were walking on a beach at the moment, and when we approached a clump of sea oats, she hiked up her dress hem, squatted low, spread her pretty legs and peed a hole in the sand. She had a nice bush and I enjoyed watching her tee tee flowing through her black pubes. She really had a strong stream of pee and obviously needed to go badly. That same afternoon, as we were wrapping up the shoot, she was already nude and casually squatted and started peeing in my full view as we continued talking. Lovely. This time I was sitting on the sand in front of her and I got a good look at her parted labia from my angle of view. Visiting a lady friend, I usually sit on her bed while she bathes, puts on make up and finally her clothes. This day she stopped, looked at me and asked if I minded if she peed. I told her not at all I I could watch. She shrugged and said sure. I followed her to her toilet and knelt down in front of her sitting on the commode. She spread her legs wide, used the fingers of one hand to spread her labia so I could see the pee coming out of her urethra hole. Heavenly. She let me wipe her. Preparing to shoot a nude last week, I watched as she sat nude on her bed painting her toenails. We were discussing various photography kinks when she asked how I felt about pee pee pictures. I assured her I loved them. She said, good. Follow me. I followed her to the toilet where she sat, spread her legs, parted her very hairy labia for me and let me photograph her peeing. Very erotic as she was pregnant and really needed to relieve herself.

I'm happy to see no one has said "hot tub" or "swimming pool"! 😁 😁 😁

I bet there are a few who have gone in the pool or hot tub. I had a house with both once. I kept all the chemicals at the right levels just in case. I use to sort of time people not getting out to go pee. I am serious. I know the feeling of the water etc. made me have to get out and go more than normal. I was always suspicious of those who went hours upon hours and never got out to pee..

Didn't it go--we don't swim in your toilet please don't pee in our pool? Another pithy, stupid, cutesy placard to stick up somewhere.

I remember peeing in the bushes because we went camping

By the way, ladies, when you pee in the wild (bushes, forest, etc.) are you deeply concerned somebody could come?

I remember my mother nearly peeing upon herself because she would not do it in the wild while hiking out of fear that somebody could see her. Basically, she would not do it unless she could hide herself several dozen meters from us and have our father and us children do a perimeter watch in case somebody, especially a male, walked by.

In my 19 years of life , I have Only peed in toilet....never in bushes..or anywhere else......other then toilet!

Cookie, never in a diaper? How fast did you grow up?

Cm'on Stephen the poster asked "ladies" not "babies " 😉

Outdoors when camping, and while hiking on a trail.

When you gotta go, you gotta go. 😃

It's sort of a naughty feeling for me. Stopping while hiking to "pop a squat", wondering if anyone will see... 😃

C.

A few years ago, after a night of drinks, I was with a friend in a busy shopping area with lots of bars and restaurants. We both had to pee, and we decided it would be exciting if we did it outside. So we each took turns and peed in a back alley while the other stood guard. It was risky but fun. Looking back, I think I would be too afraid to do it today.

When I was a teenager, a very odd friend of mine peed in a movie theater while a movie was playing and people were in the theater. The pee trickled down and I'm sure people noticed it. I was too busy being in shock.

Very recently, I was on a nude beach and I had been drinking for several hours in the hot sun. I really had to pee, but as luck would have it, I didn't know where the ladies room was. So, I walked to an area of the beach, back near the dunes, which wasn't very populated and I proceeded to pee right there, naked. It made me feel like a wild animal in a way.

Connie: Funny about your mention of naughtiness when squatting in the wild, my wife thinks a bit the same. Especially the few times if she was wearing a long skirt or gown without panties beneath.

But the reason to go pee in the wild is mostly when we're hiking, and she normally wear pants for that. So she does not have much occasion.

An "extra naughty" location for her is the chamber pot. Then, it's purely for the thrill, a kind of "punishment",

If I have to go and there is no bathroom I go where I have to. Just as long as there is no one around to watch. I've used a corn/bean field, behind many buildings, the side of the road, and where ever else I can. It's not a big deal, just a fact. I don't want to pee in my pants.

I have a question to ladies here. I know several females, including my mother, who would almost pee in their pants rather that go pee in a place where, possibly, somebody, especially a male, could perhaps see them from a distance. This kind of females typically requires all males in the group to stand away looking elsewhere and watch for possible incoming danger.

Then I know females who just look for some bush and it's no big deal.

Does any of you recognize themselves in either category?

As Frank Zappa said: "The Ocean is the Ultimate Solution."

(I've always wondered what my mom thought would happen if a male saw her squatting pants down from a distance. Ok, it's not very dignified, but not less than a male peeing with apparent penis... and it's less of a risk of being accused of exhibitionism!)

I will quite happily pee anywhere (within reason!) Out in the bush on the ground, into a bucket or other container, in the ocean, anywhere I need to pee where it's reasonably socially appropriate. The other night I had to pee late at night in a country town and there were no toilets around, so I went and peed in a dark outdoor stairwell lol. It was a rainy night and I figured it would wash away. I have a friend who's a bit mad, who peed in public at federation square, in front of a bush on some grass! She did it quite nonchalantly and no one appeared to notice. She looked like she was just squatting while wearing a skirt.

"ladies always always pee facing uphill!"

Uh? why?

I'm answering for my wife. She has a habit of urinating in lots of different places, including

1. In the bath or shower, with me and very often on me

2. Standing in our back garden, which is well enough secluded

3. Squatting or standing behind trees in parks when we are out walking

4. Hovering in the woods

5. Squatting, hovering or standing on beaches

6. Standing in the sea with her bikini bottoms pulled to the side

7. Squatting, hovering or standing in back alleys, preferably while I'm standing guard

8. Squatting between parked cars

9. Off the side of boats, standing on the edge while holding the rail or hanging her ass over the side. One such time she hung her ass over the side with two other women, which was fun for them. I didn't look, I promise! 😜 One other time, when we were on honeymoon, she was absolutely bursting. When she could hold it no more, she quickly removed her bikini bottoms, hung her ass over the side and was seen relieving herself by a group of men, who cheered loudly. 😁

My husband made a good list but I am answering for myself now.

It is standard for me to pee on my husband when we are in the shower or the bath.

I love pissing outside. It gives me a thrill. In our back garden on a hot day I like to do it nude, standing with my legs wide apart and giving my husband a show.

Some times just for fun and some times because I am bursting I squat in parks with my husband watching me. If I am wearing a skirt some times I stand in front of a tree and direct my stream with my fingers to make myself pee against the tree trunk. It looks like I am peeing like a man but there is no penis. :-)

If I have been out for a drink it is standard for me to pee outside in a street or in a back alley like my husband says or in a shop doorway. I have got a big bladder I think but I still get desperate. I know it is risky and my poor husband must find it embarrassing and difficult finding somewhere for me to squat. I am really terrible and leave big puddles everywhere. Hahaha

On holiday with my husband I have pissed on beaches lots of times. I will write about it when I have more time.

I have pissed in quiet places on beaches lots of times. Most times I have just pulled down my bikini bottoms and squatted or hovered. I tend to hover mostly but squatting is ok if I need to stay low. I know I have been seen some times. My husband says I am terrible and he can't take me anywhere lol.

My husband says I have stood in the sea with my bikini bottom pulled to the side and he is right. But it was more fun this year when we were on a Spanish beach and I went nude to wash the sand off me and I really, really needed to have a piss as well. I might have been seen pissing while standing up to my knees in the water but I am not sure. That was fun and thrilling to do and I think I am becoming more exhibitionist as I get older.

When we were on honeymoon we were alone on a beach and we had sex. Before my husband fucked me I stood up straight with my legs wide apart and I gave him a pissing show. When I was empty I did not have anything to wipe with but my husband did not mind that and he took me from behind. Wow it was lovely. :-)