Ladies: locations to pee other than toilet

I have peed for fun, or out of necessity in lots of places.

Fun - The bath tub, on my girlfriend. n my own jeans. On her face on the beach & In a cold lake.

Needed to - Between open car doors on the highway. Behind a tree camping & In a urinal.

By accident - In my jeans & When I get vaginally fisted.

In the late fifties and early sixties the family would have a day out on the coach with the social club. It was the "BEANO" and although we always found the halfway house for a drink and the toilet there was always that moment when the coach would pull up in a layby so we could all pee. Women and children first, squatting and peeing at the side of the coach, and then the men would get their turn. The need to pee would overcome any shyness for the women, especially when the coach driver would be shouting out for everyone to get on with it and finish quickly so we could get home.

I was at the mall one time after having a few drinks with friends .....i was wearing a mini skirt with out panties on......and a had to go bad.......so i sat down at a fountain and pissed in it....i don't think anyone knew i pissed in the fountain....but an elderly man seen up my skirt..he looked me in the eyes ..but he just smiled and keep walking

I just about always pee in the shower ... it's become a "learned response" to washing my hair, for some reason. Doesn't matter if I pee in the toilet just before, I still end up having to pee in the shower. Knowing that, I've given up peeing before as a waste of water!

The response is sort of like my sister, growing up -- the minute she started washing dishes, she had to run to the john.

Eveywhere! If i m alone! Lol

Just been reminded of a happy day out........

Many years ago, while on a day out late in the season, the need to pee came on gently. Being in a well populated place with a locked public toilet and no where safe to squat down I asked my husband to drive to the nearest village, just a few miles along the coast. The desperation was certainly beginning to show and for once I was glad I was wearing a dress, knowing it would make for an easy life when peeing. As we drove along I noticed the lack of leaves on trees and bushes, well, I really had no option if the next toilet was closed (out of season).

I pushed my tights and knickers down and off, using them as a pad between my legs. The next toilet was closed and we drove on hoping for somewhere secluded to appear. My husband was smiling and I asked him what was up. He just said, “I dare you!” and reminded me of one of my silly, but sexy, fantasies. I remembered what I had said and realised that this area had been mentioned in the fantasy about peeing out of doors. After another few miles I told him to pull into field entrance that had trees either side and then the desperation turned into quite a thrill because I had been dared.

Looking out of the car window I could see people in the far distance and I could also see the cars passing the end of that driveway. It took me a few minutes of holding on and then I decided that I would be daring. I pulled the dress over my head and got out of the car, naked except for my shoes. I was very nervous about being caught, but I walked out in front of the car to stand there facing my man. I just stood there and began to pee. Looking around I could see people approaching, still a good way off, and wondering if I had been seen.

When I normally peed it seemed to be over in seconds, but out in the open it seemed like minutes. The relief was wonderful and the thrill of it made me feel very sexy. I posed for my husband and enjoyed a short walk along the drive and returned when I heard voices very close by. I walked to the car and slipped my long coat on so I look presentable as the people walked by, giving me a big smile. Had I been caught peeing? Some how I think I had, but my husband wouldn’t say yes or no. We just sat there for a few moments until the coast was clear and I masturbated to relieve the tension of my open air, naked pee session. I dressed and then we went back to the beach area to pick up out children, 15 and 20, so we could head home. Oh Boy, what a day out that was.

I was always up to something when I was younger. I masturbated in all kinds of weird spots around the house and outside. I also peed wherever I could think. I have never admitted this but I peed in the basement sump pump hole haha sorry world, but it was a major turn on... I do a lot of camping and hiking, of course peeing openly. I love taking my pants down in the wilderness and squatting to pee. Can't figure why. Recently stayed at some primitive camping cabins with my boyfriend and peed behind it every time I had to. Once at a remote beach I didn't feel like going in the water to pee so I just dug a hole and pulled my bathing suit aside, peeing right there. No one was around. Was on vacation in the mountains for new years, 0 degrees every day. We stayed outside bundled up around the fire pit. I peed in the woods all day, 0 degrees on my cunt felt awesome.

I forgot to mention my favorite place I peed. I was renovating an huge old building. The upper level was still a demo site. I was bored a lot. I would masturbate in the middle of the rubble with my pants down, sitting on my back pack. I peed once right there, on the concrete floor right in front of the window. I spread my pussy lips, facing the window right there, and peed. It was so naughty

We have a large walkin shower to which I almost always pee in.

When I was playing softball, you did not want to go into some of those restrooms because nobody can totally trash one like a bunch of women. So we would go out in the parking lot and go between cars. I am sure we were seen but ?????

When I was single, we were at a concert one night and the line for the ladies restroom was totally insane while the men's had no line at all. Then a couple of guys hijacked a men's restroom, stood guard while the women went in. The stalls filled quickly but I did see several women using the urnials.

...you did not want to go into some of those restrooms because nobody can totally trash one like a bunch of women.

I'm glad someone finally admits this.

Noticed an interesting pattern from this thread:

So we would go out in the parking lot and go between cars. I am sure we were seen but ?????

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I spread my pussy lips, facing the window right there, and peed. It was so naughty

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Looking around I could see people approaching, still a good way off, and wondering if I had been seen...

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.so i sat down at a fountain and pissed in it....i don't think anyone knew i pissed in the fountain....but an elderly man seen up my skirt..he looked me in the eyes ..but he just smiled and keep walking...

Might there be a large contingent of exhibitionists within our Zity women?

When I was playing softball, you did not want to go into some of those restrooms because nobody can totally trash one like a bunch of women. So we would go out in the parking lot and go between cars. I am sure we were seen but ?????

When I was single, we were at a concert one night and the line for the ladies restroom was totally insane while the men's had no line at all. Then a couple of guys hijacked a men's restroom, stood guard while the women went in. The stalls filled quickly but I did see several women using the urnials.

I have done it between parked cars too some times when I have been with friends, and I have squatted there. I know we have been seen some times. We have not been out and done that for a long time, it is a bit naughty but it is exciting and fun. Maybe I am just a bit more sensible now. lol

I have used urinals 5 times I think, I was with a lot of other ladies 2 of those times, I have been with my husband for the other times. I think they are easy to use, I am used to standing to do it so I think it is easy just standing in front of them. When I was with the other ladies some of them tried to do it with their bums over the urinals but I think that is harder to do, I do not think it is really the right way. It was a bit like that when I was with other ladies when we did it into one of those long troughs that are along a wall. I stood facing the wall and I got it right, I think some of the ladies who tried to put their bums over the trough got a lot of piss on the floor. It was a bit messy really.

Quite a few years ago my son (age 14?) and I went to the movie rental store and found a woman peeing between cars in the parking lot. She was wasted and babbled something about being sorry, just couldn't wait any longer. Had to grab my kid and pull him towards the store!

... and found a woman peeing between cars in the parking lot. She was wasted and babbled something about being sorry, just couldn't wait any longer.

Well at least she wasn't destroying the men's room by "hover-peeing" over a urinal or commode.

Years back I was at a folk festival and I noticed a woman kind of off to the side of one of the paths holding onto the railing like she was either watching something off in the distance or startling to loose her balance. She had a mix length skirt on and as I was walking over to see if she was OK she just started pissing like a racehorse while standing there. I don't think anybody else even noticed her.

YES,

Fond memories of a car trip far up island - remote and very unsettled with no facilities anywhere around! Finally could hold it no longer and had to go behind a bush at a roadside pull out. Squat position with pants down hanging onto the branch and all! Husband laughing and the journey continued. I was just glad there had not been a snake or other animal hiding in the tall grass. Guess what - not more than 10 miles later there was a genuine certified REAL rest area with at least a male and a female out house potty built over a hole. That's the vacation picture of me standing right at the door of an outhouse plugging my nose! Butt at least some vegetation down the road has had fertilizer applied in a very organic, environmentally friendly sort of way. Never let it be said that I am not a good girl scout!

I was fishing once at the side of a large lake ,I had snuggled down in my fold up chair in long rushes to keep my shadow off the water.Must have been about an hour later,when a lady walked down the path at the side of me ,looked around,then hastily dropped her panties ,squat down and started to pee.She finished ,stood up and wiped herself with a tissue.Just to make her day ,I gave a loud cough.Poor lady broke the speed barrier down the path.

I keep a five gallon Home Depot bucket and a roll of TP in the garage during summer. When I'm tending my flowers and vegetable garden I know where to go when I have to go.

Lets see? I've used an empty minnow bucket in the boat when the Walleye are running good. No way I'm going back to dry land to pee. That's a given for any angler. TP and Bucket in the boat is as important as the rod and reel!

I've taken leaks in the woods, in the alleys and in the storm drains when there is no where else to go. The Rest Stops might be way far away so one does what one must do or you pee in your britches!

And at time I've wet my drawers when there was no alternative. Dang It! That's a helluva feeling wallowing around in ones own pee.

Since my husband has to wear men's diapers it might not be a bad idea to keep a few for me in the truck while on the road. When you don't see a rest stop or filling station for over 200 miles those diapers would come in handy? Especially when bears are around and peeing in the woods could be dangerous.

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Many years ago I had been out with friends and drunk several beers and as I was walking home I suddenly realised I desperately needed to pee. There were no public toilets in sight but it was a dark night, I was wearing a long skirt, and there were very few people around, so I took the only option available and peed myself as I walked. At the time I felt incredibly embarrassed and worried that someone might have seen me, but afterwards I had a real sense of elation!

I live in a rural area with nearby woods and often go to the woods to power pee. I enjoy going standing like a guy and since no one thinks a female can go standing I have actually done it within sight of guys. Also peed in the ocean, bay, pond, and stream. The most unusual is up in a tree.

I think I must have peed at every B-Road lay-by in the UK - LOL x

I still feel excited and very naughty every time I pee in a lay-by, or on the beach, or on a river bank, while men can see me. I kind of feel liberated as well as turned on.

In the ocean of course. I think most of us have. I peed in a alley once after a night of drinking.

Yes, I'm a guy, but at least I can contribute an answer about a sort of specialty unusual location, as I have a lot of experience with seeing or being told about women doing this. And I do it too.

Here it is: I have direct personal knowledge that many women including my ex-wife and ex-GFs, when SCUBA diving in a wetsuit, will pee into their wetsuit pants while still wearing them. This is usually while underwater or at least still standing in the water. Being in the ocean, lake, river or if necessary, pool, she can then pull open her suit and let a lot of clean water flow in and rinse out her wetsuit pants. Believe me, you don't want to let the urine stay in there for too long undiluted, as it gets very smelly later on when you take off your suit to clean up.

As a quick aside, there are actually at least two reasons a woman (or man) will do this. First obviously is just because you need to pee and if you're in a modern wetsuit design, it takes a bit of time and effort to take the suit off enough to pee.

Secondly, and this is just a bit rude, though completely true, your urine is about 98 degrees Fahrenheit, warm to the touch, and much warmer than the water she's diving in unless she's in the Carribean or maybe a heated pool. If she's been diving much that day, it's not hard to be somewhere between slightly chilly and very cold even wearing a wetsuit. Peeing gives you a nice bonus of a pint or more of essentially very warm water inside your suit, right around your crotch. I've done it many times, and that feeling of warmth flooding around inside your suit is glorious.

I have many stories about watching women do this or tell me about it later (I've been a diver and Instructor since 1975), but I won't make this post even longer by telling them here. Whether women also pee in their wetsuit while surfing or in a triathlon swim I don't know, but I bet they do. Just do it - but be sure to rinse well.

Eric

@Diaperlady "but afterwards I had a real sense of elation!" a quote of yours , is an EXCEPTIONAL STATEMENT -- leaving me with the impression that walking clothed down the sidewalk was embarrassing for the moment . But to this day !!! that single event gives great pleasure!!! just remembering the wonderful sensation warm pee trickling down your legs !!! and wet clothing starting to cool. I imagine it was so out of character for you to experience. The threat or jeopardy of being "caught", is a fear factor may have played into your elation , perhaps even elevating it more .

Your short recount put the event together nicely and captivated me, as you expressed your feelings of fear, elation and pleasure that seem to be as fresh today as they were then. I bet going back makes you, warm inside, while smiling and grinning like a Cheshire Cat . Enjoy

I have peed on the side of rural roads. There was no bathroom within miles, like West Texas. I have peed under many bridges on rural roads too. You know it feels pretty exciting feeling the air blowing on your exposed areas.

Back in my late teens early 20's my friends and I would go to a liquor store and buy a couple six packs of beer and just cruise around all night long. If any of us had to pee we would find a secluded spot and drop our pants and pee. I once came down with poison ivy on my ass I guess I must have brushed up against some when I was squatting, just remember having to put calamine lotion on my itchy ass for awhile LOL 😄

Plenty of times in the woods while in the Army. Normally we use the buddy system. A couple of times, I was the only female in my squad. I just had to trust the guys not to look. I have gotten ticks in the hair on my head but luckily no where else.

Well two things. Up to the 1920s. Women's drawers were split down the middle in two pieces that tied in the center (front and rear). That's why they are still referred to as a pair of panties/knickers. anyway, with a long dress, outdoors she could spread her legs a bit and pee. No one would see anything.

Now a number of times, plumbing fixture companies have tried to introduce female urinals, but most of you ladies are too shy (I think) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Female_urinals.jpg

Long ago, I worked security at a medical mfr in the Denver area. I was following this lady walking next to the facility. Evidently she had to pee pretty bad so she went behind a bush, dropped her pants and squatted. She thought she was concealed, but she squatted facing the camera and let out a very long stream. The bush she squatted behind only canceled her from the houses on the other side of the street. Ya know, those security cameras have one hellofa zoom.

When squating outside you need to remember Allen Funt… "Sometimes, somewhere, someplace where you least expect it, somebody's going walk up to you and say: “Smile, you're on Candid Camera!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Plenty of times in the woods while in the Army. Normally we use the buddy system. A couple of times, I was the only female in my squad. I just had to trust the guys not to look. I have gotten ticks in the hair on my head but luckily no where else.

@Cshynat Thought you might like this. At about 35 seconds you can see the boys and girls portapottys at the lower right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzyPtgcJvko

From my wayback machine: My wife and I had gone out to eat with the female bartender from our favorite water hole. Coming home we hit a bad pothole which resulted in a flat tire a little later. I was busy changing the right rear tire when I heard water hitting the ground. There was the bartender a couple feet to my right squatting with her skirt up pissing.