What is the kinkiest thing you ever did?

If, you don't believe Buttwoman's statement:

If we are defining kinky as things the vanilla world would call-

Deviant, gross, sick, or JFW (just fucking weird)....that's me.

Then I highly recommend that you follow her blog. You don't know just how JFW she is. I love you Buttwoman!

Why, thank you WildBill2. I'm flattered, although I just consider myself the neighborhood pervert. Given my rural setting, my neighbors are a few cows, and a rather curious coyote.

I must go. My girlfriend is coming over for a rootbeer enema, followed by a few scoops of icecream, for a nice rectal rootbeer float. I'm off my diet!

Stretching fetish (O)

I also like some variations of "femdom" though I don't like the meanness or humiliation aspect that you see in porn.

Strong women do excite me.

Here is a chance for you to self-evaluate how kinky you feel you are. On a scale of 1 to 10 what kinky score would you give yourself?? Have fun and elaborate on how you arrived at your score if you would like.

I'm a 1. Most of my kinks are fantasy only.

I tend to hang out on fetlife a lot where I see mostly people much younger than I. I'm also an enema hound and while there are several others there it is far from the most popular fetish as in not even close. And women into it are far and few to be found.

I love bondage, cathartic spanking, electrostim, CBT, tickling, erotic hypnotism and pretty willing to try most stuff. So I think I am fairly kinky especially for my age. Always looking for partners/playmates and ultimately a relationship

I'd rate myself a 5 - just somewhere in the middle.

My kinks are diapers, tighty whities, speedos, jockstraps, bondage and dildos

I'd rate myself about 7 or 8, kinks are in profile. NOT into giving or receiving pain though.

10.5

I’d say a 5-6 middle of the road I have a variety of kinks listed in profile but they do include anal play being spanked and disciplined

I am very Kinky, My kinks are only kinky to those who have not indulged in them.

How kinky are you?

To quote Claus von Bulow when he was on trial for sending his wealthy wife into a permanent coma and attempting to murder her by overdosing her with insulin, Alan Dershowitz said, "you are a very strange man," Claus von Bulow replied, "you have no idea!"

The original guilty verdict was overturned on appeal.

Is there an objective rating scale? Having come to allowing my kinky side some release later in my adult life, I am probably lower on any kink scale. Who knows where I will end up considering the fact that I probably started in negative numbers and have grown far more positive over the years.

I THOUGHT I was very kinky. However, after reading many posts here on Zity, I'm only a 2 out of 10. : )

So many kinky ideas and some are really fun! Thanks to all.

I’d rate myself in the middle 4-6 maybe with a huge interest in being disciplined with a very wide variety of techniques

What rating do I get for meeting strange men in hotel rooms for embarrassing medical exams? Maybe a 5 or a 6?

I give my wife a 1. She won't let me touch her anus and won't even do doggy style because she says it hurts her knees and hips.

Is there an objective rating scale?

Indeed! As many have observed in this thread, this is a pretty subjective topic. i'm fairly new to this site, so it's fun to read through some of these conversations that have been going on for years. Sometimes i can see social evolution reflected in the comments.

Since the questioner is asking what level i would rate myself, i'd have to say i'm a fluid 5. That number often goes up or down in relation to whoever i am with.

i do think i have some kinky fantasies (many revolve around the idea of being impregnated, both emotionally and in a physical sense) that would be considered by more people than not, to be "extreme." Others, i think, are pretty common kinks in the fetish/kink community. But even my "extreme" fantasies likely would not be considered all that extreme to people who have those particular kinks.

How do you define "kinky" versus "normal"? To me, anything I do, either alone or with others that gives me pleasure is just part of my sex life. I have given oral to women on their periods, eaten my or another mans cum from a woman, had my cock tortured and pierced, had anal sex both ways, sucked a guy and swallowed his cum in public and more. Is this kinky? What is the kinkiest? It is just sex and kinky is very subjective so just do it and enjoy.

I once got spanked at a spanking party. There were about 30 guys there, I was told to strip naked in the dinning room and EVERYONE was watching. I was spanked by a few guys, very hard with straps and paddles. As I lie there naked I developed a fear of cell phone cameras and had to tell a couple of guys to put them away. I still worry about seeing myself on the web.

My kinkometer registered an 8, I'm guessing it would rate about a 2 on the zity scale.

Fucked a girl in the ass using Ben-gay as lube, peed in a girls ass after fucking it, been locked in chastity by a girlfriend and forced to service her and 4 of her girl friends orally, been fucked in the ass by that same girlfriend while locked in chastity.

Kink scale ???

We had a threesome on a Greyhound bus. She was really used, willing and directing us. I'm sure I tasted poop but never sure whos it was. You rate it...

I consider myself kinky, but am probably on the lower end of the spectrum here...that being said, I believe that pretty much everyone here is kinkier than the average person on the street. What passes as a 3 here, would probably be an 8 to truly vanilla people who've never even heard of some of the things we take matter-of-factly... I'm guessing that I'm a 5-6 in general, and a 3 here.

I've participated in threesomes with both men and women, and would characterize myself as heteroflexible when the situation feels right. I love watersports; giving and receiving golden showers, both drinking urine and filling my lover's belly with my fluids, and have peed directly into my lover's pussy while in the shower. I enjoy anal sex, rimming and being rimmed, fucking and being "pegged" with a strap-on...I enjoy edging and long drawn out sex, occasional bondage and discipline (mostly giving, though I'll switch from time-to-time). I love erotica and talking about sex. I've had outdoor and semi public sex, and was a Daddy Dom to a woman 30 years younger for about six months. I usually eat my own cum when I masturbate, will lick my lover's pussy after I've filled her, and enjoy it when she kisses me with a mouthful of my cum...but I think the thing that stands out most in my mind, happened in a threesome with a married couple - I was fucking her in the missionary position while knelt at her head, she alternated sucking him and kissing me, and eventually said help me with this, as she pushed his penis toward my mouth..it was very exciting licking and sucking it with her and was my first same sex contact. When he began to groan she took his load, and then kissed me sharing his cum with me - which led to me coming in her, after which she laid him down and sat on his face as she sucked and licked her juices, and my cum, off my cock. We played for almost three hours that 1st time, and I was invited back on three other occasions.

How kinky on a 1 to 10? That’s hard cause there’s always someone way kinkier than you are. Some days I feel like a total deviant and others the most vanilla around. Objectively I’ll say about a 6 or 7. I do what I do but that’s it - if it makes any sense. Kinkiest thing I’ve done? I guess playing doctor with bondage and posting pictures of it here.

An oldie, but goodie: Erotic is a feather; kinky is the whole chicken.

It was when either with a real ex acting Domme or going solo while fantasizing the Domme, I'd incorporate all my kinks at once. So, covered in snug black latex or maybe neoprene rubber including hood and gloves and gag, thick rubber sneakers, usually Converse, tied down or cuffed, given one or more large enemas to hold under the rubber, and masturbated or edged by the Domme. I've done this all together several times with exes, usually lasting several hours until finally she'd permit me an orgasm after she'd had hers.

Unless I extend this scenario to doing it out on a SCUBA diving boat or even an underwater habitat, this is the kinkiest thing I've ever done or probably will do.

Eric

Breast feed regularly ? What level is that?

Well since this site is for The Kinky and Hopefully Unshockable here goes. I do consider myself Kinky and people can read some of my previous posts to see for themselves. But One of My Kinkiest Bucket List Fantasies was just awarded to me a couple of weeks ago .I always like to clean out thoroughly before having anal sex, so after several hours of Hose Work in my ass, I'm talking up at 6:00 a.m. for the initial Pump and Dump then followed about twice an hour until about 10:00 a.m., a rigorous cleansing ritual . I used my 100cc feeding syringe that I purchased at the farm supply store, and filled it Vanilla Pudding which I proceeded to Plunge into my nice clean hole. My partner used my very favorite dildo, 1 1/2" x 18" on me to loosen up my lips,

he then pulled it out of my thoroughly relaxed "Man-Cunt" and let the creamy delicious "Cream Pie" flow out. Then he proceeded to lap it up while my ass was fully relaxed. His tongue felt delightful the licking and slurping was superb, he then brought his mouth up to mine and let me taste the warm sweet spew from my hole. Ass to Mouth has always been a huge fantasy of mine. I really felt the connection when we kissed and swapped my juices. The best rim job ever. So be grossed out or get your Snack Pack ready. I'll always remember that and I hope to do it to him someday soon.

"To each his own" said Nellie as she kissed the cow.

Does deep tongue anal 69 with a Sunday school teacher count as kinky?

Having another Zity member undress me, finger my anal area and vagina while my husband watched and took pictures! It was an awesome and higly erotic experience for me and my husband.

@medfedcouple that sounds lovely!!

Mine would be a public examination play at a local meet up in a dungeon. I was under the care of 4-5 beautiful female doctors, with 10+ people watching. It was a pleasure!