Lost things in ones vagina

A friend of mine lost her tampon and was concerned the tampon was still in her vagina. After looking and having another friend checked she went to see a doctor who did a speculum exam and found nothing. Unknown where the tampon went.

Some years ago my wife had an IUD fitted. The lady doctor recommended that we check once a month that the device had not got 'lost' we developed a fun technique to check it was still in place. At first I would play with her clit until the juices really flowed then she drew her knees up and I had easy access to finger her her cervix and feel those little wires, later we bought some disposable speculums and played grown up Doctors and Nurses. Either way it always ended with my penis deep inside, powerful orgasms and a large damp patch.

@esallost Most likely your friend's tampon slid out of her vagina when she was urinating or defecating and she didn't notice or feel it.

@howell That's the thing with IUDs, you have to watch them all the time. 😃

I had a girlfriend who's daughter thought she lost a tampon. Her mother and I both kind of cracked up as we had a rather well equipped exam room but we were not going to let the daughter know. We got the daughter to leave us alone for a bit and her mother made up some kind of an excuse for us having a speculum (got it in a box of stuff at an auction, and HE did not know what it was!). The daughter had her girlfriend over. They took the speculum into the bathroom but came out pretty soon and said they needed to try in the daughters bedroom. They came out of there giggling after a while. No tampon found. Her friend did say it looked like she had a little dick head way back there in her twat though.

Not me personally but in my line of work I have seen some spectacular sites! One I always remember, they must have been feeling 'fruity' and the lady came into a&e with a lemon and a lime stuck up inside her. They got the orange out at home. We managed to encourage the lemon out but the lime was wedged against her cervix. No matter what we did, it wasn't budging. Eventually we decided we must cut it out, using a rather large speculum, scalpel and tweezers we had to cut the lime up whilst still high up in her vagina. Limes are very acidic!! The lady was crying from the pain of the sting and burn. We then had to flush it out with saline to ensure all remaining residue and debris was removed. This, obviously caused the lime juice, although diluted, to run out of her vagina and over her anus as it flowed out of her.

I don't think she will ever touch a citrus fruit again in her life!

Loobyloo, That is it for me. No limes ever for me 😃.

Lady Teddy, where an orange, a lemon and a lime would never fit 😃

I have read that how in some cases fairly common hardware store items make their way into the ER. A lot of these seem to revolve around nail gun accidents. From what I understand, depending on where and how hard the nail is in, tools such as claw hammers, pliers, and pry bars are not unheard of for extricating nails.

So following that thought process, if you could open the vagina up with a speculum, and see the lime, perhaps something akin to a cork screw with a sharp point but dull twisted wire sides could have been used. To me it sounds a lot more dangerous trying to cut the lime up in there. I am wondering how that was done without cutting her innards up in the process.

I have removed many a lost condoms from vaginas. Lost tampons pretty common. Most unusal lost tampon case was a nurse who was seen because she could not get her tampon in. When I examined her she already had 3, yes 3 tampons already in her vagina!. I have removed a few D cell batteries, I hope she got a charge out of that. Once had a young teen with the plastic cap from a hair spray can which came off high in vagina. It created such a vacuum that we had to put her under general anesthesia to break the vacuum and remove the foreign body.

TAMPAX tampon. I had to have my GYN find the rogue TAMPAX. He could not find it. He said I had probably expelled it with a bowel movement the previous evening. He and I laugh about it now. He did advise me it is better to have him take a look even if it is not lost vs having it lost in the vagina and not having it removed.

I once put about 30 grapes up a girlfriends vagina. I was planning on sucking them out, but could only get 2 out that way. I had to use my fingers to get the rest. I *think* I got them all. Anyway, if you try this, please use seedless grapes. You don't want a grape vine growing out of there down the road 😃

I haven't but I imagine it would be embarrassing in the ER!

I never understood this...the vagina isn't an open tunnel. It's a closed-end cavity, and nothing can get through your cervix. How can you lose things in there? If it's beyond the reach of fingers, just do some squats or some jumping jacks. There's no way for things to get lost up there.

But then again, I also don't understand how people can "forget" a tampon up there (don't they see the string, don't they feel the weight of it??) which apparently happens sometimes, so what do I know.

I once lost my virgInity in a vagina. 😃

Drspank, sorry about your "virglnity".

When my husband and I were in college, we did a fair amount of food insertions. He used to like eating bananas out of my pussy and one day he decided he was going to eat a kiwi out of me. It sounded like a good idea, and I was good and wet, but he slid in an UNpeeled kiwi which went in easily but was much more difficult to get out because of the kiwi's fuzzy skin. Bananas always easily came out because if it broke when he was sucking and eating it out, I could just bear down and push it out, not so with the unpeeled kiwi. It wouldn't budge. He had to spread my legs and really reach in there to pull it out. After that we did use kiwis because he likes them so much, but now he always peels them so their slick smooth fruit not only goes in easily, but comes out easily.

My wife and I have done food insertions too, but never lost anything thank God.... But then again we never tried a Kiwi.

I did have to help her retrieve a tampon one time. I guess she forgot she had one in and when she inserted a new one she pushed it deep inside.

She could not find the string so I got the pleasure and locating it and pulling it out.

I once lost my virgInity in a vagina. 😃

@drspank, Very funny! Karma for you.

No but I know a girl that got a vibrating tooth brush stuck up her ass and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. Still not sure how she did it.

Visit gore videos. There you'll click on medical, then there's a video of a girl in the e.r. doggy style while the surgeon extracts a hugh dildo out of her anus. Mm.

I once thought I lost one of my kegel balls in my vagina. It was pretty scary at the time, but now it's become a fun joke for my boyfriend and I.

My husband gets lost in there a couple of times a week! :-D

@azdiane way too funny, however so very true with us guys getting lost in the vag, we love it in there!!!

A friend of mine woke up after a night out and found a tassel up there. She still has no idea where it came from.

And there's the urban legend about the couple who were doing food insertions; pushed four star bursts (these little, chewy sweets) into her cooch and licked out five.

I once had an ice cube lost up there - wasn't exactly lost as I could still feel it's icey coldness but it was "un retrievable" once it slipped out of my fingers. Good thing it was ice though since it eventually melted but oooooh that was a cold several moments 😃

I saw an interesting one on the TV show "Sex sent me to the ER." Making a long story short, she had vaginal pain that sent her to the ER. She was diagnosed with a vaginal infection and told the ER doctor, that her husband must have been having an affair and gave her an infection. Because of her accusal and her husband's sore throat, they thought he may have had a gonococcal sore throat, but that turned out to be negative. Upon her pelvic exam, a condom was found in her vagina near the cervix. The husband who was by her side during the exam was appalled, stating he had not used a condom in five years since his vasectomy! I guess they quickly found out who was cheating on who.

I had a girl friend that worked with a lady that told her she was not happy with her man because they had been fooling around the night before and when she was showering that morning she felt something down there and pulled out a wad of gum. She told my gf she remembers her guy was chewing gum when he got to her place.

Me sadly not owning a vagina as part of my body... Nothing "lost" in mine.

However- a "Friend Girl" sort of was how we called the dubious stages of that relationship... she'd been using Pursettes tampons and those too used to suggest tying the strings of two together BEFORE insertion. As they're non-inserter sorta like OB 'pons.

Anyways- N had rather drunkenly knocked on my door asking to borrow my "fancy flashlight" as she really really needed a bright light. I handed it to her and she gratefully kissed me - saying she'd be back hopefully in a little while. That little while became an hour- I'd actually fallen asleep doing my paperwork. When she knocked again- she looked like hell- as if she'd been crying and sweating and worse. I'd asked what could I do to help- she broke down and told me the tale bluntly. This was JUST when TSS had first started to be discussed and just when tampon directions changed to the new information. So N was working herself into a hot mess in fear of dying like the articles in magazines. Hence her trying to get it out and the last resort other than a trip to ER- Me.

N had decided to trust me with helping her remove the wayward plug. Apparently largely from our hours chatting about life in general and suchlike while I did laundry across the hall from her flat. Do note this as Way pre-internet stuff so it was a bit edge city for both of us by comparison to how jaded folks today are.

I gently talked it over with N and she admitted to losing her nerve to ask me the first time. when she borrowed my flashlight those now several hours ago. .

The actual deed was almost an anticlimax if the pun can be forgiven. She shyly stripped from the waist down- we shared a wordless moment of "let's do this before we both lose our nerve" and it began. I'd had her lie on her back on the bathroom floor- thoughtfully laying out a towel. Sternly forcing out of my mind the delicious irony of it being also my freshly laundered thank god- enema towel. I'd had her assume the expected position and amusingly also had latex gloves around for my work- gloved up and when she pushed down- I reached in gently to remove a very ripe Pursettes that instantly was flushed away. N broke down in tears of mixed relief and embarrassment as I stripped gloves off to wash up and she hastily redressed.

And it went no further. We agreed to leave well enough alone other than remaining verbally frank on odd levels. She'd eventually discovered she was lesbian as had a number of women that floated through my life. Sighs- smiles- at least I was able to help. I'd contemplated asking her to give me an enema more than a few times but she'd said- almost as if WANTING me to know...that to douche after removing the tampon would be very hard to do to at all for her emotionally and that I should NOT ask why. Which was among the reasons we drifted apart- We'd had the ghost of a forgotten tampon as an ethereal barrier to many emotions. I'd had empathy as opposed to sympathy yet she was apparently still unable to see me as a potential lover. Such is life.

When I was a child I heard a story of an older girl who had inserted a soda bottle in her vagina... for masturbation reasons? She apparently built up a vacuum in the bottle while moving it in and out. Shortly she realized she could could not remove it. She went to the neighborhood fire department where they took pity on the poor girl and removed it by cutting off the bottom of the bottle,... therefore releasing the vacuum. Every boy in the neighborhood knew about this event and we talked about it for months.

When I was a child I heard a story of an older girl who had inserted a soda bottle in her vagina... for masturbation reasons? She apparently built up a vacuum in the bottle while moving it in and out. Shortly she realized she could could not remove it. She went to the neighborhood fire department where they took pity on the poor girl and removed it by cutting off the bottom of the bottle,... therefore releasing the vacuum. Every boy in the neighborhood knew about this event and we talked about it for months.

That's DEFINITELY an urban myth.

A few tampons over the years