Lost things in ones vagina

Has anyone ever lost anything in there vaginal cavity that another had to go looking for ? what and how long was it in there?

Err, no, I can't say that I have. Many, many moons ago, I was using a cervical cap for contraception and it was very difficult to remove. Just as I was starting to panic, I remembered what the nurse had told me; squat and push. Then it was quite easy to dislodge and remove. It wasn't in place for more than two hours.

Unfortunately I am a emt on the fire department and had to respond for a female who lost a que ball at a bar

One of my work colleagues had a particularly heavy period and used two tampons. She forgot about the original and only removed the second one. A week or so later she ended up at the doctors with bad guts ache. He did an internal and found the offending object which had a rather unpleasant smell at this stage!

Another woman I knew liked to put as many objects in her vagina as possible and hold them in place with her underwear while she went out in public. I don't think she ever 'lost' anything but told me that small oranges could be a devil to remove!

Dr Philip - The UK Play Doctor.

I never understood this kind of thing. How does one lose something up their va jay jay? Heck I can't even get a super tampon in all the way. But sticking two of them in at once, impossible.

Mashie

I read a post once where a girl apparently lost an egg up there, it finally fell out and she claimed it was hardboiled. Not sure how true that is lol but I was sooooooooo grossed out.

The only thing I've lost was a condom, after some looking I found it lol and got it out.

I've seen women stick 500ml plastic bottles up there and make them disappear, so two tampons shouldn't be too much of a problem I'd say. Probably get around twenty in there at that rate....

As for losing things permanantly well that's pretty nigh on impossible...

OK Dr Phiilip, you made my jaw drop with those! An orange? Haha!

Nerdy wrote:

I read a post once where a girl apparently lost an egg up there, it finally fell out and she claimed it was hardboiled. Not sure how true that is lol but I was sooooooooo grossed out.

Well with the price of energy what it is today that could be quite a useful trick to be able to perform, but I think it's taking the idea of self-sufficiency too far. She may have been able to stretch the walls of her vagina to accommodate an egg, but the idea that it emerged cooked at all, never mind hard-boiled, is stretching credibility to breaking point!

Pickled, maybe. Hard-boiled, no way!

In the days of ER rounds...not at all uncommon for folks to come in who had got a bit carried away inserting objects in rectums and vaginas - usually vibrators, dildos , bottles. Then the random bizarreness like scissors, salad tongs. Shot glasses - very popular - never quite put my finger on why this was so darn fascinating

Icing on the cake --- light bulbs---as you scratch your head and think how on earth to coax out a light bulb shaped the opposite of the cavity by whence it entered---and---without breaking it in a hundred glass fragments.

You can't laugh...you can't stare in amazement...you can't holler out..."hey you gotta see this one!" .... and often you need another opinion and viewpoint on just how to go about extracting said object --- so you preface your request to your colleagues with " ok - I simply can't make this up " as you quickly search for the maintenace guy to wheel up his toolbox to look for makeshift extractors

sarah

Yeah, I figured "hardboiled" meant fermented. I'm just surprised that after a few days, or even hours, the egg didn't crack open.

My ex-girlfriend's mom once "lost" a hot dog while masturbating. The ER probably had a good laugh about it after she left. And yes, she washed it off with soap before inserting it to make sure it was clean. Had they known me at the time, I would have gladly used my speculum to find it and remove it.

I just don't get the idea of how most things "get stuck". Let me rephrase that.... Get stuck to the point you need a hospital visit. Sure, I get the bottle thing, pointy one end and flat the other, but it would have to be pushed up into the sigmoid or beyond to be physically/mechanically lodged. I have had what might be considered sticky situations with partners, but nothing was so stuck that giving the body time to recover didn't resolve the issue.

Are these people just impatient? Don't they realize that orgasms cause muscles to spasm and it takes time for them to settle back down? Or that after some serious anal attention the colon might take a monument for normal muscle movement/control to return. Even when objects got turned sideways in the rectum or the vagina, we have always been able to gently coax them straight again and they have been retrieve (once the body has settled).

I know there are plenty that would have no choice, but I have seen the X-rays and read the stories and for the most part they are not that far in or that big. In fact, even the light bulb story did not end in surgery, just a skilled Proctologist.

I never did myself but went to school with a girl who masturbated with a frozen hot dog well broke off deep up in her had to go to er to get it out and basically they switched schools cause she was teased all the time bout it

^^^^ Unless she was masturbating at school, nobody would have known about if if she hadn't said anything. Hospital ERs don't exactly post billboards about what they've removed from people. Silly is as silly does.

Ladydoc, that sounds like a local urban myth. You are right, nobody would know.

Besides, how does a FROZEN hot dog break in a vagina? If I am getting a few frozen hot dogs / franks from the freezer, I use a clean kitchen screwdriver to pull them apart in the package because I have broken the tips off expensive knives trying to use them to separate them out which did not please my husband. The hot dog itself never breaks. Besides, a frozen hot dog would tend to freeze any lube or naturally derived pussy juice. A thawed or cooked by boiling hot dog would have a nice smooth surface and slide pretty effortlessly in a vagina needing only the slightest amount of vaginal moisture once it cooled to body temperature. DON'T ASK. I LEARNED THIS WHEN I WAS ABOUT 13. I WAS A BAD GIRL.

Anyway, I have a hard time believing she was laughed out of her school because of it.

"DON'T ASK. I LEARNED THIS WHEN I WAS ABOUT 13. I WAS A BAD GIRL."

I'm dying here!!!

I've used sponges and menstral cups etc, and find it really hard to loose something in their as vaginas have an end, (short stop) to them, and can easily feel with fingers and found feeling and pushing will get all things out.

I can understand losing up your anus, but vagina, just search bit more and do some pushing and you will find the object 😃

A nurse friend of mine told me of a doctor removing a tampon which was inside for a long period of time. Once the tampon was pulled the dr immediately put it in a pot of water which was too little too late since the disgusting smell filled the whole office area. She then was given a medicated douche.

Mashie, it is possible. Try using a menstrual cup instead of a tampon.

It happened with my ex. She switched from a tampon - claimed it was less messy.

Anyway, on her 2nd or 3rd use, when it was time to take it out, she just could not get it out. Whatever she was trying, it just made it worse. Finally, she called me in - we tried all sorts of positions where I tried to take it out (effectively gave her a crude bimanual so to say). She took a hot shower, squatted and did what not - nothing worked.

Almost about to go to the ER, when I tried putting her in the diaper position and magically was able to dislodge and take out the cup. Took a full hour or so of handling.

I vividly remember the incident for 3 reasons:

1. Had to get a new mattress - so much for it being less messy. A trip to the ER would have been cheaper :-)

2. Never was I so far from being aroused with a fully nude girl in front of me - I guess, I was tensed as well

3. She promptly switched back to tampon

True, though explaining this technicality in the ER is probably quite humiliating. My ex would just not ready to go to the ER, I was the one forcing her. If that cup had not come out when it did, I would have either dragged her to the ER or called in 911

"Lost" items in a vagina?!! That would have to be a pretty spacious playroom. :-)

"Honey, have you seen my keys?"

"Lunch is on me everyone! My credit card's here somewhere!"

"No sir, I have no carry on luggage."

Teasing Tryst

@PlayMichael NEVER call 911 for something as ridiculous as that! It is not a life-threatening emergency! She can wait until she can see her regular physician or an urgent care center the next day as long as she's not showing signs of toxic shock syndrome.

I´ve never lost something in anyones vagina! 😃

While we have never lost anything in "there" my wife works in the medical profession. She has lost track of the items she has either been involved in retrieving or heard about. I think even funnier is the stories about how it got there. My favorite and most often used is. " I slipped in the shower and fell on it. "

Things aren't going to get 'lost' exactly as they won't make it past the cervix which is a closed ring of muscle. It's perfectly possible for things to get lodged though or to disappear beyond reach. Tampons can be forgotten too. Muscle spasms could make things really hard to retrieve, strings on tampons break... Don't assume that because it's possible to get really rather a lot in a relaxed and willing vagina ( I've seen bigger than that bottle...) that it's easy to get even a small object out of one, especially a tense one. And the more anxious you get...

I remember a friend telling me that she had lost a tampon more than once. She had what I now assume was vaginissimus and when she tried to use a tampon her vagina would spasm and she couldn't remove it. They had to be removed by a nurse, I think she said the nurse came out to the house and she seemed to suggest that the nurse basically inserted her hand to get it out - I could be wrong about this though, it was a long time ago. The idea has fascinated me since though...

She later had treatment for the condition including being given a set of vaginal dilators to use at home and was eventually able to enjoy a normal sex life. I don't know whether or not she went on to use tampons.

You can no more lose something in the vagina as you can lose a potato chip in the bottom of a Pringles can. It may be out of your reach or difficult to grasp, you may have to maneuver it around to get it but eventually, you will work it out.

I have never lost anything in my vagina, but I think I would die of humiliation if I ever did and had to ask a doctor to fish it out!

Ben-wa balls can be really,really hard to get out sometimes.