Lost things in ones vagina

A friend lost about half of a peeled banana up my vagina a few years ago...it took him about 5 minutes to fish most of it out because it kept breaking up and he had to keep putting fingers back in to get the little pieces (which turned me on unbelievably). We finally decided it was best if we just fucked so he took long strokes and let his penis drag out the last of the banana...either I was incredibly turned on or the banana made a great lube because he kept going for about 15 minutes before he came and it felt incredibly good...I came three times. Afterwards I just douched out the remaining banana and semen. Now I prefer guys to use bananas that have been washed and had only the little rough brown tip cut off but the peel left on.

"I once lost my virginity in a vagina."

Funniest comment on the entire Zity site... LOL

I have fished out "lost" tampons a fair amount in the ER. One of my friends had a patient who was OD'd on PCP for a month until she had her period. A big bag of PCP came out and then she became "normal" again.

This thread makes me think about how much it hurts to take out a tampon that is too dry. Someone told me to jump in the tub with a little water in it and that the tampon will absorb some water and easily come out and it really works well.

As an ER physician I have had to remove lost tampons. I always feel sorry for the patient. They're always embarrassed about it. Sometimes they come out green if they've been in there a long time. I've also seen patients who thought they had one and didn't. They're always terrified that the tampon has gone into the uterus and sometimes to the heart. Can't happen obviously. I also admitted a PCP overdose who stayed altered for three weeks until she had her period and passed a large bag of PCP. The ICU doc was very embarrassed!

I lost a condom in my first wife's vagina. When I slipped out after going soft, it stayed behind. Had to go fishing for it. She was not amused. We were both quite young.

Never lost, but I forgotten to take out my old birth control. I use nuvaring.

No, thankfully I've never lost anything in my vagina or forgotten to remove a tampon.

No , thankfully I have never lost anything in my vagina or forgot to remove a tampon .

I have a friend though that had the string come off her tampon . She was very embarrassed about having to go to the nurse at the GP surgery to get it removed. It was removed quickly though but the embarrassment caused put her off using tampons .

A woman I met once for some fisting experiences, told me that a guy (not her husband) lost his wedding ring inside and that she returned it when it came out a couple of days after. I had no reason to doubt about the veracity of her story

It's a rare week that we do not get someone presenting at work with a lost tampon or a lost condom. A couple of times a year, we'll see something more exotic. As we have six or seven colleges around us, there has been an uptick in sex-related trauma over the last few weeks - enough that (as we use movie tickets as a thank you to the staff) we sent a bunch of our nurses to see 50 Shades as a "research project".

I cannot help but remember the old joke about this topic. Married man was with another woman and realized he had lost his wedding ring. He then started trying to find it, putting first his fingers in, then his hand. Eventually he just crawled in. As he was crawling around he saw another guy. "Hey", he asked, "have you seen a wedding ring around anywhere?: The other guy quickly responded, "Hell no. I'm just looking for my motorcycle."

My wife likes to tell a tale, that a friend of a friend once used to mastubrate with a fish. Then she lost the fish in the vagina. The fish then ate his way out in her stomache.

She still gets upset when I not believe her and try to tell her that you can not really lose something down there that size, and that there would be a way to get it out.

Once tried ice play with an ex. He had this great idea of using these frozen plastic type material ball things (about the size of a golf ball) that you can put in the freezer and use instead of ice cubes to keep your beverage cool. He figured we could use those instead of ice, and insert a couple into my vagina. Well the first one went int and it was super cold but tolerable. So he put a second one in.

Cold cold cold! My muscles clamped down and the one closer to my vaginal entrance basically shot out like a cannon. I desperately wanted the second one out and was trying to push it out, but now my muscles were clamping down in the opposite direction. He reached in there and was trying to fish it out. Several painful minutes went by. I'm thinking "Crap, we're gonna have to go to urgent care to get this thing out!" We tried having me squat, cough, and walk around. Nothing worked. Finally lied down one last time and he put his fingers in there and thankfully that little once frozen ball came out.

So no, nothing has ever been lost (and you can't exactly "lose" things in there), but at least a couple of things sure have gotten stuck!

I often wonder where objects in my house dissapear to when I could have sworn I had set them in a particular place! Like my bottle of lotion I had just bought! Lol

But no, sadly I checked everywhere, even inside the lady box. It seems certain things dissapear into an unseen black hole never to be seen again. And no not that hole either 😃

@germangoddesss

Aah good to know. Then I don't have to search my lost keys in your ladies box. 😉

Lost, impossible... stuck, surely it happens a lot...

We thought it would be fun to play with those little "Cutie" tangerines (or maybe they're mandarins), and put one inside of my vagina. I guess it's always easy going in, it's coming out that's a bit more time-consuming and difficult!

Of course, all the crazy thoughts go through your mind as you're trying to push out this small tangerine, especially how you're going to explain this situation to the triage nurse in the ED. Luckily no ED visit, just a lot of extra lube and a few minutes to relax, and it came out.

But sheesh---- I have no idea how we'd explain a fruit inside. HA!

I had to pull a contraceptive sponge out of my GF vagina once. It was so deep we thought we'd never get it out. But I had fun reaching in to get it.

I had to fish a condom out of my wife's vagina once after it slipped off during intercourse. It was really high in the vagina and proved difficult to remove. She could not reach it and I had to do it. We finally got it after she got onto her hands and knees with her ass in the air. I was then able to trap it agains the back wall of her vagina and drag it out with a finger tip. No pain, damage or fear of pregnancy since we were planning our family. We were using a condom for a month or two after stopping the pill just to ensure that all the hormones from the pill had left her system.

I didnt loose anything there, actually found something-

My EX-BF'S " Brain"

No wonder he is such pussy 🙄

I didnt loose anything there, actually found something-

My EX-BF'S " Brain"

No wonder he is such pussy 🙄

LMAO 😁

Your ex boyfriends brain? He must have been a dickhead.

You mean dick in cranium? Oh Nooo 😁

I wondered that myself lquidsky!

What an educational thread; I never new so many things could get lost in a vagina. I have heard of small things getting in there by mistake like a button, postage stamps, tissues etc. but nothing of any size.

A postage stamp? well there's a new way of not having to lick the stamp! Funny her lips didn't get pasted shut!

Here's one for the guys. You ever take notice that after you get finished "servicing the bearded clam" and you unload your weapon, and all of sudden it doesn't look as inviting as did an hour or two ago, or for some of you guys 2-3 minutes ago. :-)

I never did lose anything in my vagina. I have used some house hold things to masturbate but nothing small enough that it would get lost. I also have sex toys that always leave a part out kind of like what a tampon does with a string.

I've never lost anything, although I've been scared when something small kinda got misplaced up there! It doesn't have anywhere to go, so relaxing is usually the best way to make sure whatever it is, comes out

I forgot a tampon once for almost a week. My husband was gone on a business trip. I tuck the string in because I don't like to have a wet string after I pee.

I've never lost anything there but I enjoy reading the comments.