My gate was open, I leave it that way if I am not working. My neighbor came up the driveway with two frosty mugs of root beer as I was washing the wheels of my car. We have lived in the same neighborhood for quiet a few years and know each other well.
I put the long handle flat brush down to get my favorite hot weather treat which she serves almost at the freezing point.
"Another use for a bath brush. One of my colleagues wonders if anyone has ever taken a bath with one."
Knowing both her vocations I was fairly sure she was not speaking of her costume designer colleagues.
" They are used for everything butt. "
"Oh; they are used on quiet a few butts."
I had been using bath brushes to clean the aluminum wheels on my cars for years, she had been using them on butts for years. I knew as did about everyone in the neighborhood that her secondary vocation is being a dominatrix.
When we finished the root beer she picked up the brush and told me to clean it. I did so and followed he into the garage.
I had been friends with her long enough to know the drill. I walked over to the tool bench and bent slightly at the waist. With only thin running shorts for protection I did not need to drop them.
One smack on each cheek applied ten each left me with a good twenty whack bathe brush paddling.
"Too bad I am not going to let you use that cold beer mug, drop um and let's see the damage."
I complied and leaned on the tool bench again.
The next twenty were applied with a bit more gusto and having my butt bared for the occasion made it a hot ride.
"Stay like that a few minuets, I like the view."
After sitting back in an old office chair in the garage for five minuets she spotted the brush I had leaning against the truck to brush off my feet after I visit a small garden plot I have a short distance away.
"You like wine tastings, I like to compare things also. Pull those shorts back up.'
Oh God, she had found the one with little knobs on the back side of the brush, the handle is also a bit flexible as it is partly rubber.
Back leaning on the bench, twenty applied just as before but with even more force due to the flexibility of the handle, and I think the little bumps may have add a certain zing to the mixture.
I was sure hopping she did not want to do the whole comparison, but the next thing I heard was, "drop um."
Eighty smacks from two old bath brushes and the root beer glasses had barley gotten warm. My butt was not just warm but hot, hot...
"Nice day, I brought you something cold and left you with something hot, and, by the way may car will need washing Thursday, bring both brushes."
Only two days ago and Thursday is only three day away.