Just a few hours ago…
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… like @Denise, my spouse assigns me demerits. If I do something very naughty, I am usually disciplined ASAP (often on-the-spot, in front of various family members and/or friends, without regard for my modesty). But many minor infractions are not serious enough to warrant immediate discipline, so she assigns demerits. On Sunday afternoons, immediately upon arriving home from church, I receive my weekly “demeritsdiscipline”.I
I received a very large of demerits this week, so my wife first put my naked body over her lap for the bath brush, and then had me fetch the 4-foot bamboo stick (my naked body has to be restrained for the bamboo – wrists and ankles tied to the whipping post). I am doing my chores now (still naked), including composing this post (my wife saw this discussion thread and told me to write this post).
We have a bar table and bar stools in our kitchen. The table is just the right height for eating at it while standing up. I am preparing dinner now, and we will eat at that table, so that my wife can sit on a bar stool and I can hopefully remain standing while I eat my meal.
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If my wife is not satisfied with quality of my work this afternoon (she always inspects my work after I complete each chore), she will require that I sit my very sore ass on the hardwood barstool, and then put me back over her lap after dinner.
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