Most embarrassing procedures

My embarrassing procedure was going in for a Urodynamic test. First I was taken into a room with a fancy exam table with stirrups. I was told to undress and sit on a seat which I had to pee into to measure flow. The Tech. never left the room. After that I was told to sit on the exam table and lay back. The tech grabbed my right foot and put it in the stirrup then the left. She asked me to scoot to the edge of the table. Now with everything on total display and the tech between my legs I started to get hard. The tech noticed and smiled and said not to worry is happens to most men. She then put some cleaner on the tip of my dick and started to put a tube down my pee hole. Once in the bladder I started to drain pee. While I was draining pee she said I will feel some pressure as she touched her finger to my butt hole. She rubbed around in circles then applied pressure as her finger went inside of me. I got hard again even with the cath in my dick. She said she never saw someone get hard with a cath in. She lubed my hole and rubbed my prostate mmmmm. She pulled her finger out and put a tube in my butthole something for the test. When she was done she left the room for me to get dressed. Now that was embarrassing.

I think you missed a BUNCH of the process. Were you really there?

A number of years ago I went into a hospital (as an outpatient) to have a barium enema XRay. When I got there they asked if the prep had gotten me totally clean. Not being familiar with what they meant by that I said, not really. So they sent me to the ER to give me a large volume enema. The ER was real busy and all they had was a bed in the center of the room. I was given the enema in the knee-chest position while the ER personnel walked back and forth and me with a tube up my butt. I was embarrassed and furious.

The first penis exam I received from a female I popped a full erection. The laughed it off and said it was normal...I was motified.

Having had many serious back surgeries I recall one 11 hour operation that caused an excessive amount of swelling to my groin. This necessitated daily visits from the urological team in addition to the ortho team. as this was a very large major teaching hospital in a major city, there were countless rounds of med students stopping by at all hours of the day and night too to check on my spine and my scrotum that had grown to the size of two very large grapefruits with a tiny penis. A large private room afforded me friends that made banners that said "Come take a Look" Free Peeks" World Largest Balls" - Very funny to some... but not all... I come from a somewhat conservative family...

All day long for over two weeks everyone came to see and feel my grapefruit. Then for months the urologist gave me quite the exam - completely undressed - not a stitch on for my first exam - with a sonogram in which I was as hard as a rock and had intense precum. He did the sonogram and said , I won't be surprised if you come... surprisingly i didn't... until he left the room and then I came all over the place!

I just found a new medical embarrassment. Last Friday, I had a colonoscopy. I don't take sedation, so I was awake and alert. I don't find the procedure, having a hose shoved up my ass, particularly embarrassing. The embarrassment came at the end. Here I am, laying on my left side with my legs drawn up towards my belly in the procedure room with the doctor, nurse and a technician. Now if you're not familiar, in order to see everything, they inflate your colon with air. They can't suck it all out, there's only one exit - get the picture?

I'm instructed to pull my knees further up and let loose! That's right, fart as much as I can in front of three women! THAT was embarrassing. Especially so because the farts are particularly wet due to the abundance of lube present internally.

This winter I got an erection while being examined for an inguinal hernia by a surgeon and his intern/student. They spent several minutes on this very sensitive region due to the intern's inexperience...normally this exam is over in a matter of seconds rather than minutes...

I found my army medical embarrassing mainly because I felt so awkward because of all the nerves of selection.

My most embarrassing procedure was getting catheterized after my 2nd knee surgery when I was 17. I was catheterized after my first surgery some years before, due to not being able to urinate for many hours, no embarrassment, just relief. After coming out of recovery on the second surgery I had trouble going again, and the nurses suggested to just get catheterized before going home. I don't know exactly what happened but I got very erect for the 2 cute female nurses. None said anything, but i remember even being semi out of it, just wishing for it to be over. And it took them a while to get the catheter in there, so it didn't die down for a bit.

Maybe the first group sports physical when I was in junior high. Joined a long line of boys, all of us in our briefs. At the end of one of the lines, we all had to drop our briefs to our ankles for the hernia and testicle check. Everyone in line got to watch every boy drop his briefs and cough. It was embarrassing the first time or two. After we got older, it was a routine thing to go through, but still embarrassing at times.

Everyone in line got to watch every boy drop his briefs and cough.

Ah, this is exactly why I love group sports physicals so much!

Vasectomy. Nude under gown and legs in stirrups while the nurse lifted my gown and got me positioned for the doctor to come in. There was a screen between me and my bottom half but that was so the patient could pretend that there was modesty involved. From the nurse's side of the screen, there was nothing she didn't see. I have heard that some nurses tape the patient's penis out of the way before the doctor comes in to do a vasectomy but that didn't happen to me. She just moved it so it was laying on my abdomen but no tape.

For me it is the examination of the penis, because I have every time pre-ejaculatory fluid and the doctor can see that I’m excited.

After the last examination, I left some suspicious marks on the paper of the examination bed. It was also after a DRE, perhaps the finger pressure on the prostate, why not? No, I had the fluid before...

My most embarrassing experience was in my second pregnancy when I had to receive a catheter for delivery complications, it was a very embarrassing experience at first but then expeirencia was incredible, I would love repertir this.

I have to say it was a recent exam for a lump near my left testicle. The doctor was feeling all around the groin area for some time. As he continued, I knew there was some pre-cum that was obvious, but then it really started dripping. I am a heavy pre-cummer, and there wasn't any way to turn it off. The lump was just a fatty deposit, but needs to be watched.

I guess this is more of a question than what was my most embarrassing procedure and if anyone knows the answer please post it as this just might turn into an embarrassing procedure. Many of my friends and coworkers are a bit older and during our general conversations and health talk they have mentioned that getting a colonoscopy was no big deal and why haven't I gone for one yet.

I haven't been putting it off because I'm worried about the prep or going through the procedure but what my concern is after many years of enemas, anal sex, toys, etc. will the doctor be able to tell what I've been doing?

I guess it should be no big thing as I know I will only see that doctor for a few minutes before the anesthesia and for just a few minutes after, unless they find a problem, and I will not have to go again for a number of years. I've taken my husband and the pre and post procedure patient areas of the clinic are small open rooms with the bed, a guest chair and just a curtain. As I waited for my husband, to come up out of the anesthesia I over heard the doctors' conversations with their patients about their problems and asking questions about their bowel movement habits, etc. I would just die of embarrassment if after the procedure when the doctor came in to review his finding with me and if he asked if I have anal intercourse. Again if anyone knows I would appreciate some information about it.

What is a voiding cystogram? what is the procedure? please excuse my ignorance. Supersub

As a young boy: digital rectal exam for suspicion of appendicitis. Embarrassing because I had not been warned of what was going to happen so the finger going in was a surprise (if I had been more experienced I could have guessed, but...). I felt that I should have been told something like "the doctor is going to insert her finger into your tushy".

As a young man: physical at the army. Female doctor says "pull down your briefs" without even explaining why. Had a look at my genitals and palpated the testicles, apparently checking for undescended testicles. Again, I would have appreciated a little word.

But the most embarrassing procedure I ever had was not conducted by a physician. See, a cousin of mine had phimosis and had had to get circumcised. My mom freaked out and had me pull down my briefs in front of her and my aunt, so that they could check whether I was like my cousin. My mother retracted my foreskin (which resisted somewhat - uneasy but not downright painful) in front of my aunt and they both had a look at the situation to compare with my cousin.

I then got some foreskin inspections later by mom and I think the doctor but none was as scary/humiliating as this one (especially since I understood what had occurred to my cousin).

What is a voiding cystogram? what is the procedure? please excuse my ignorance. Supersub

Via a catheter, your bladder is filled with contrast liquid. You then void while being observed by a floroscope documenting a motion picture of what happens.

Basically, the doctors and technicians see EVERYTHING.

While I haven't had one, this would be my ultimate embarrassing procedure -

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecography

@Theeny, If you have been given Versed you might tell the doctor anything, how you have sex, where, with whom, why. You will probably not remember telling the doctor any of this.

I have three .

The first one has to be the voiding cystogram .

On an almost even par ; The day I had to put my foot on a stool between the uro/gynae consultants legs . Then he carried out a pelvic exam whilst a nurse stood beside me holding up my gown.

The uro dynamic study when I had to pee whilst two female nurses and a Dr watched. I could not go at all . The minute they left the room I went straight away .

Today nothing dring my yearly thorough exam procedures feels embarrassing to me!

The best moment is when it comes to the penis & prostate exam!

Then I'm told to step out of my briefs and stand - stark naked of course - right in front of my doc. What follows you all know - 1. hernie test 2. palpation of my entire penis and both testicles.

3. turn around an bend for the prostate exam which takes over 1 minute!

4. cleaning of my a.... and evt. ejac!

Afterwards I'm "done" and the doc leaves the room so I can dress again.

I wasn't one bit embarrassed when I had a colonoscopy. I was undermedicated but awake. I wonder if it was the versed. For my hospital enema I was totally embarrassed. I had to look the nurse in the eye as I was on my back in a spica cast. I had a rigid sigmoidoscopy years ago and I was very embarrassed for that too.

Proctoscope exam at 13 had no idea what was coming! and it was done by a woman doctor! Was totally humiliated at the time but later it became something to fantasize about!

The most embarrassing moment for me was having to provide a semen sample. There were 4 other guys in the waiting room on this particular day and one by one we were called and handed a jar. We all knew what we were there for. My name was called and I went into the room locking the door. On this particular day I could not get it up. And the more I tried the more the pressure of the moment mounted and the limper I got. After about 30 minutes I gave up and walked out not speaking to anyone. I had to walk past 2 guys but I refused to make contact. I made another appointment by phone. Fortunately the second time round I made sure I was really horny. I went in and deliberately didnt make eye contact with anyone. When it was my turn I locked the door and almost came in seconds. Having not masturbated for over a week I almost filled the jar. When I walked out I put the jar on the counter for all to see.

Agreed with JockP, it was after my vasectomy when I went back for my follow up and the nurse asked if I had brought my sample. When I told I hadn't been told she handed me a jar and said I could fill it while in the room. This BTW was in front a the full waiting room. When I suggested I take it home and bring it back she said "No bother dear, you're among friends" with a smile.

I had to give a semen sample when my wife was trying to get pregnant. The room provided had porn magazines and lubricant. I got a DRE from my wife too.

I never thought of masturbation as a 'procedure.' A process, maybe.

Jds4med - I agree... the image of the caulk gun, however, gets me a little excited...

Thankfully I have not had one nor do I ever intend to have one. I refuse any and all of these procedures regardless