Most embarrassing procedures

Being in a hospital for surgery and having aspirin administered rectally because i refused to take it. Think i was 7 years old.

Rectal exam,

Rectal exam and enema

I found a lump on one testicle when I was in my mid 20s, so I had to get it ultrasounded to evaluate. Turned out to be nothing, fortunately, but the ultrasound was a bit embarrassing, and very cold because of the jelly.

I would say one of the most embrassing exam was when I was around 14 years old. My mom took me to the doctors and it was very warm/hot outside and the exam rooms were cold. The nurse came back to the room after I stripped down to my underware. She said the doctor was running behind to I was in the exam room longer than normal just sitting in my underware. Finally, comes in and he does the exam. I am about ready to get dressed and my mom and the doctor are talking about my health. Then he calls me to come over to his desk and pulls my underware down to my knees. He starts reexamining my scrotum and testicals. It turns the temperature caused my testicals to pulled really high in my scrotum one testis was higher the other testis. The doctor believed that one testicle was twisted, trapped too high in my groin. After, the testicle dropped down some I could get dressed and leave the office. The real embrassing part I was standing in front of my mom while the doctor examed my testicles.

Absolutely, genitals examination :|

A complete exam including genitals and DRE with two young female students in the room,

I had a suspicious mole on the inside of my thigh, literally right at my crotch. Right where the leg and hip meet. The dermatologist had to biopsy it so I needed to undress completely from the waist down and do the frog thing. It did push all of my med fet buttons. The thing that bothered me was I believe the doctor liked it a little too much. Seriously, I got the impression that he was enjoying himself both from the way he moved my scrotum out of the way while doing the procedure and his talk of minimizing the scar so he didn't spoil the aesthetics. I didn't cross the line but I now have a better understanding of women who get creeped out by their doctors.

Other embarrassing procedures: Vasectomy. No question for all the obvious reasons. Testicular ultrasound as well. Frog leg, hold your penis out of the way etc.

Having my temperature taken in the ass. Just didn't see that coming

I had a VCUG also when I was 14. I had no idea what it was until the nurse was cleaning my penis and I asked. When he told me I flipped out and said no way. They even brought in my mom to talk to me. She told them just to do it and sedate me if I didnt cooperate. So they brought in two more nurses whose job I think was just to hold people because they were huge. They held me down while the other nurse stuck the tube down my dick with mom watching the whole thing.

Abty403, were you scared? What did it feel like? What happened?

Having a bowel movement during childbirth, in a room with bright lights and half a dozen nurses and techs, several of them males. And I was in no mood or position to wipe myself, so ...

Had an attractive doc when I was 14, she was very thorough with my genital exam... Then I had to bend over and spread 'em due to a curious mole. The next year got a little better, injection in the ass.

My first colonoscopy was very embarrassing indeed.

Although I have had a colonoscopy, I wasn't at all embarrassed by that because i was mostly sedated. The Flexible Syg though--that was another story. I was rolled into the procedure room and who was there--a girl I went to high school with. UGGGH!

Bowel movement during childbirth has to top the list off.

Mole excision on my butt with two young female techs in the room.

Bending over a receptionist's laps with trousers and pants down for injections in my vulnerable bare bottom with her watching.

Mine was when I had a vasectomy done. the Dr. and two nurses were in the room obviously then the Dr. asked me about my mother...

Having my foreskin retracted during a physical exam always very embarrassing procedure

Barium enema on my 29th birthday. My gown accidentally came totally off as I was getting off the table after the first xrays. The procedure was also painful.

My first prostate exam by a woman

Ingrown hair on my left testicle. The young medical assistant had to shave and prep me. Lol! I held my penis because she wouldn't touch it. The doc was upset because she was so slow? It was embarrassing

After getting an erection during an exam by a female doctor, then the same for the subsequent lower abdominal x-ray, I was standing in the hall with the same doctor as she explained the x-ray. It was up on one of those light screens on the wall next to the nurses's station as she explained, " that's the lower intestine- you can see your undigested recent meal- looks like you had peanuts because they take longer to digest, the bladder, pelvis bones, that's your penis and your testicles....", right next to a few of the nurses and assistants. And though it was a ghostly shadow on the x-ray you could see clearly by where it was and how it was pointing that I'd been hard during the x-ray. That was embarrassing.

Without a doubt, the most embarrassing procedure was the first time I had a foley put in while in the hospital. I had a surgery and had returned from the OR and was back in my room. IV fluids were still dripping into me, and after 30 minutes or so, I had to urinate. The nurse gave me a urinal, but I couldn't pee as my nerves 'down there' were still anesthetized. So after getting authorization, another nurse inserted my first foley catheter. The embarrassment came in two parts; first, not being able to pee and having a nurse trying to coax you into the same; second, in having another stranger handling your penis to drape, clean, lube, and then insert the cath. If I knew this situation was coming, the embarrassment might have been lessened, but the impromptu and uncontrollable sequence made all the difference.

Of all my 'medfet memories' probably my favorite occurred back when I was 11, and had been admitted to hospital for severe asthma. None of the standard remedies seemed to have any effect so they shuttled me upstairs for further evaluation. I got a quick peek taken at my penis just before being sent upstairs, I think because they were checking for signs of infection or sexual abuse. (more on this event later).

The true fun began later in the week, after I had started to feel somewhat better.

A group of student doctors came to my room and said they needed to take me down the hall to the 'treatment room' for a quick examination. I recall 3 men, and 2 women, one of whom would be conducting the actual exam.

So we go in as a group and I see a largish sized examination room, with all the usual refinements. The first woman tells me to hop up on the table. So I do, and we begin.

I recall my outfit that day was a navy blue shirt with thin horizontal white stripes, and almost denim blue pants (but not jeans) and sky blue briefs. (i liked blue).

We went through the normal motions of a standard physical, but I remained fully dressed the whole time.

(odd, I thought, but probably because they are just interns and not residents yet).

I remember the first woman saying to me "ok, we are done now, you can get down". And I thought to myself as I was about to cross the room to exit "well, that was the first time you managed to get through one of those things without getting your penis examined", when suddenly I heard her say "oh, hold on!" (she did forget 'something' after all), and I casually stopped in my stride and turned back to regard her. (by this time i had more or less forgotten about the other adults in the room). She was kneeling on the floor with her clipboard of notes beside and she put her hands on my hips and pulled me a little closer to her. Then she slipped her fingers around my waistband and tugged on the snap. I knew what she was up to by now and said with realization "oh". She had a little trouble as the snap was tricky, but she tugged again, harder this time, pulling me a bit closer with. With the first line of defense broken, she then pulled down the zipper, flaying open my pants (like she had permission). I looked down at my little boy blue bulge and thought "maybe she will just stop here", as she's tugging my pants down to my knees. Then I thought "no she's not gonna go through all this, just to stop here", and rightly so, she said "ok, lift your shirt for me", and with that, slid her fingers up my leg holes and puuullled my briefs down to the same place. Standing there, like that, with 5 adults, and your penis is being examined and the skin attempted to be rolled back, yes, it's pretty embarrassing. It felt like forever. I hated it then. I love it now.

I haven't really had too many medical experiences outside of my annual exams and checkups (thankfully) but I'd have to say the most embarrassing was my first gynecological exam, especially the recto-vaginal exam.

I never miss my annual physical - I feel it's that important. BUT what I fond most repelling is the aftermath of the Prostate exam. Dr. Fatfinger tosses a box of tissue on the table "in case you need them(???)" OF COURSE you need them. The repelling part is squatting and contorting as you wipe up trying to get a pint of KY from between your cheeks while he stands in your presence discussing the satisfactory result of your DRE. How is a man expected have a serious dialogue with another man while simultaneously wiping his crack?

Absolutely at the top of my list is the first time I had to be manually disimpacted by a nurse. Felt so sorry for the nurse as well as embarrassed for myself but she reassured me that she's done it many times and that there's no need to be embarrassed.

My embarrassing procedure was going in for a Urodynamic test. First I was taken into a room with a fancy exam table with stirrups. I was told to undress and sit on a seat which I had to pee into to measure flow. The Tech. never left the room. After that I was told to sit on the exam table and lay back. The tech grabbed my right foot and put it in the stirrup then the left. She asked me to scoot to the edge of the table. Now with everything on total display and the tech between my legs I started to get hard. The tech noticed and smiled and said not to worry is happens to most men. She then put some cleaner on the tip of my dick and started to put a tube down my pee hole. Once in the bladder I started to drain pee. While I was draining pee she said I will feel some pressure as she touched her finger to my butt hole. She rubbed around in circles then applied pressure as her finger went inside of me. I got hard again even with the cath in my dick. She said she never saw someone get hard with a cath in. She lubed my hole and rubbed my prostate mmmmm. She pulled her finger out and put a tube in my butthole something for the test. When she was done she left the room for me to get dressed. Now that was embarrassing.